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On 5/8/2021 at 9:03 AM, Surly Bevo said:

Pour one out for one of the best 80s music video babes

I poured a lot out watching those videos.

19 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

I poured a lot out watching those videos.

I still get an involuntary erection whenever I hear Wicked Game by Chris Isaak... 

On 5/11/2021 at 4:54 PM, Mileslong said:

Ran into her while she was coming out of the spa at the Montage Resort and Spa in Laguna.

Just classic case of a hit girl trying to look too young for her age. Still had a pretty nice body she had her hair pulled back in her robe and he had huge forehead due to all the facelifts, fat implanted cheek bones and had Asian eyes now from the pulling, no racist.

Lips pumped and stretched, just a disaster. No offense though RIP

I saw her at Balboa Bay Club about 15 years ago, and she still looked good.

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I still get an involuntary erection whenever I hear Wicked Game by Chris Isaak... 

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On 5/13/2021 at 4:29 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

I still get an involuntary erection whenever I hear Wicked Game by Chris Isaak... 

Yeah...not Tawny

21 hours ago, C-Man said:


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She was a whole different level 

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Yeah...not Tawny

She was a whole different level 

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4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Yeah...not Tawny

Chris Isaak gave him the erection.

  • 5 months later...

Newport Beach actress and model Tawny Kitaen, best known for her roles in 1980s music videos and the ex-wife of Whitesnake singer David Coverdale and former Angel pitcher Chuck Finley, died of heart disease, the Orange County Coroner’s Office said.

Kitaen’s May 7 death at her home was ruled natural and was attributed to dilated cardiomyopathy. Other contributing factors, which are not causes of death, were mild coronary atherosclerosis and drugs in her system, including an antidepressant, an anti-anxiety drug and painkillers.

Kitaen had tweeted as recently as the day before her death, thanking a fan for drawing a picture of her.

Julie E. Kitaen was born in San Diego and adopted the nickname Tawny as a child. She started modeling in the early 1980s, appearing in movies and on rock album covers and in videos for hard-rock bands.

She also earned movie roles, including a major one in the 1984 comedy “Bachelor Party” as the fiancee of the lead character played by Tom Hanks. Other film roles included 1984’s “Gwendoline,” 1986’s “Witchboard” and 1996’s “Dead Tides.”

Kitaen starred in several videos for the band Whitesnake, most famously for the 1987 song “Here I Go Again,” in which she danced provocatively on the hood of a car. She married Coverdale in 1989, and they divorced in 1991.

She married Finley in 1997 and they divorced in 2002, shortly after Kitaen was charged with domestic violence for kicking Finley in the face with high-heeled shoes. She pleaded guilty and submitted to a spousal-battery counseling program.

Her television career included recurring roles on “Hercules: The Legendary Journeys,” “America’s Funniest People” and “The New WKRP in Cincinnati.”

Kitaen’s later years featured appearances on VH1 reality shows, including “The Surreal Life.”

 

Two well-known co-stars of Tom Hanks from the 1980's have died recently under suspicious causes of death.  Kitaen and Scolari.  

We know that Hanks had Covid and is fully vaccinated.  What are they hiding?  

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Two well-known co-stars of Tom Hanks from the 1980's have died recently under suspicious causes of death.  Kitaen and Scolari.  

We know that Hanks had Covid and is fully vaccinated.  What are they hiding?  

Hanks sounds Americany.  Scolari and Kitaen sound....foreigny.

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Also, did anybody see this guy around Kitaen and Scolari? He's likes to beat himself with a whip, and was known for banging a scarlett witch.7517cb21e729696342140d9888e72fbd.jpg

 

 

11 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Julie E. Kitaen was born in San Diego and adopted the nickname Tawny as a child.

Never had a chance 

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Hanks sounds Americany.  Scolari and Kitaen sound....foreigny.

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Also, did anybody see this guy around Kitaen and Scolari? He's likes to beat himself with a whip, and was known for banging a scarlett witch.7517cb21e729696342140d9888e72fbd.jpg

 

 

Dammit that's the guy I was going to blame for the Washington State coach debacle

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