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NJ high school superintendent busted for daily poops on rival school's football field

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https://www.cbssports.com/general/news/new-jersey-high-school-superintendent-busted-for-daily-poops-on-rival-schools-football-field/

A high school superintendent in New Jersey is in deep doo-doo after being caught pooping on another high school's football field. This wasn't a one-time occurrence, either. 

Holmdel High School was perplexed when a mystery pooper kept defecating on their football field "on a daily basis," so they enlisted a surveillance team to find the culprit. It took a while, but it appears they finally got their answer: Thomas Tramaglini.

Tramaglini is the superintendent of the nearby Brearley district, and he was arrested on Monday morning after being caught in the act. According to NJ.com, Tramaglini was busted around 5:50 a.m. for "lewdness" and "littering" while at the football complex, which is located about three miles from his home. 

"Littering" is one way to put it, I suppose.

At this point, the motive appears to still be unclear. Was it a personal grudge? Was it professionally motivated? Is he upset Brearley lost to Holmdel in last year's football meeting? Does he just, you know, like pooping outside? Or maybe he just didn't know that wasn't allowed?

It's all a grand mystery

As a result of his arrest (and very strange conduct), the 42-year-old Tramaglini has taken paid leave of absence from his job, for which he makes nearly $150,000 annually. Think about that ... putting your $150,000 job in jeopardy because, for some reason, you just can't use a toilet. That seems like poor adulting. 

In any case, this story provides a pretty important life lesson for the rest of us.

4 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

$150k doesn't seem like all that much for a superintendent in Jersey.   There's principles in texas making almost that. 

 

But, it's the principal of the matter, right?

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

But, it's the principal of the matter, right?

See, you remember it this way - he's your "pal."

I'm curious which "I'm not really a deviant" storyline he'll trot out.  "My asshole was hacked!"

 

What's his ShaggyScattyTexas handle?

Edited by Machinator

17 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

Hire this man right now.

Do we have a Surly wreath fund available for this

Society is surely damned when school spirit is subject to such persecutions.

So what was his Shag handle? you can't tell me this guy wasn't at least viweing the shag during its last days..

This hits close to home as my 2 year old son has taken a shit in my backyard twice this week.  I also do not know his reasoning for doing so.

39 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

See, you remember it this way - he's your "pal."

Making it even easier, our principal's name was "Dal."  Thanks to that asshole I could spell principal

20 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

That seems like poor adulting.

That seems like a shitty choice of words. Fuck anyone who says adulting.

Pretty impressive to do this at the HS level.  I applaud his school spirit.

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Pretty impressive to do this at the HS level.  I applaud his school spirit.

He's got spirit! How bout you?

This hits close to home as my 2 year old son has taken a shit in my backyard twice this week.  I also do not know his reasoning for doing so.


Cause he can? Not sure what other reason you need.
  • 3 months later...

Here is the local news affiliate speaking on the issue:

Here is more "recent" news on the "pooper sooper" case:

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Superintendent Accused of Pooping on School Track Resigns, Suing ...

PEOPLE.com-Jul 31, 2018
The New Jersey superintendent arrested in May for allegedly pooping on Holmdel High School's track and football field has resigned from his position — but is ...

 

3 hours ago, kopp0e said:

Here is the local news affiliate speaking on the issue:

Here is more "recent" news on the "pooper sooper" case:

 

Lol at local news using the poop emoji.  

 

Also this dude just may have issues extending well beyond shitting on rivals’ turf.  That mugshot says a lot.  💩

On 5/3/2018 at 4:22 PM, txbroadcaster said:

Sounds like something Steve Patterson would do. 

...and then send the rival school a bill for “fertilizer.”

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