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“Fuck you and your fucking tiger”. That’s going to become part of my everyday speech.

Edited by hobbes2702

What kind of asshole shoots a tiger??? Just stay in your truck, pussy!!!

Bernard

1 minute ago, Bernard said:

What kind of asshole shoots a tiger??? Just stay in your truck, pussy!!!

Bernard

Coming out of your truck doesn't make you a pussy, does make you a dumbass. 

1 minute ago, workswithseed said:

Coming out of your truck doesn't make you a pussy, does make you a dumbass. 

Having a gun in your truck makes you a pussy.

Bernard

I told my MIL (she lives in Spring) about this story and as soon as I mentioned “Memorial” she immediately lost any disbelief

Let me know when some Cougars are loose in you parent's neighborhood.  I'll hunt them down.   

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Never get out of the truck. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you were goin' all the way.

Kurtz got out of the truck.  He split from the whole program. 

A tank wasn't enough for Tony Buzbee, I see.

Just need a shitload of pepper.  Tigers love pepper.

Put out a bigass cardboard box, like from a refrigerator.  Cats can't resist.

50 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Has anyone tried shaking a big box of treats? 

Frosted Flakes?

10 hours ago, Bernard said:

What kind of asshole shoots a tiger??? Just stay in your truck, pussy!!!

Bernard

 

should of shot the asshole who was keeping the tiger as a pet.

 

CSB/ When I was a kid I had a friend whose mom was friendly with a few of the Texas Rangers players, which meant that we got to do cool shit like shag fly balls during batting practice.  Julio Franco had a pet tiger for a brief period of time.  He had a diamond studded leash and he would walk it like a dog.  He donated it to a zoo when it started to get too big.  There are not many things in the world cuter than a baby tiger. /CSB

Looks like a cop.  Bad enough we have to worry about cops and our dogs but now our tigers too?

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Pfft. As if I'd insult myself by reducing respect so as to own such a basic mammal found in multiple continents. I own a liger!... you gonna finish your tater tots?

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11 hours ago, HornPhD said:

I told my MIL (she lives in Spring) about this story and as soon as I mentioned “Memorial” she immediately lost any disbelief

That's not Memorial,  as in the Memorial you expect...That's at the very end of Memorial Dr all the way out to Highway 6. Not the same tax bracket as between 610 and Beltway 8

what kind of selfish prick would have a tiger as a pet in a suburban neighborhood? 

3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

what kind of selfish prick would have a tiger as a pet in a suburban neighborhood? 

I guess this guy...

 

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Hopefully, they will be able to track the Tiger down (the “owner” allegedly fled with the Tiger in his vehicle) and place it in a sanctuary. Beautiful animal. 
 

 

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9 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

what kind of selfish prick would have a tiger as a pet in a suburban neighborhood? 

Damn LSU fans. 

y'all are making fun of the guy with the pistol but he showed more restraint, patience and calmness than any cop in that situation would have. 

the owner is an asshole and i hope the tiger is rescued and lives happily ever after somewhere. 

1 minute ago, mchookem said:

y'all are making fun of the guy with the pistol but he showed more restraint, patience and calmness than any cop in that situation would have. 

the owner is an asshole and i hope the tiger is rescued and lives happily ever after somewhere. 

Had it been a black tiger, cop would have blown his head off.

Looks like he’ll get a note from the home owners association…

They don't need a gun, just a laser pointer and some patience.

12 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

I blame this guy. Where is the other one?

Bleacher Report on Twitter: "Texas coach Charlie Strong just casually  chills with tigers in his office #NoBigDeal http://t.co/wcsQgiVYdq  http://t.co/o1r7PApkPZ"

Asleep at the office. That explains a lot.

23 minutes ago, Bevo said:

They don't need a gun, just a laser pointer and some patience.

Or a box! Cats dig boxes. Even big cats. If there is a box they will have to mess with it. It’s like they have no choice. Lol

(Tiger clip is courtesy of Knoxville Zoo)

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3 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

CSB/ When I was a kid I had a friend whose mom was friendly with a few of the Texas Rangers players, which meant that we got to do cool shit like shag fly balls during batting practice.  Julio Franco had a pet tiger for a brief period of time.  He had a diamond studded leash and he would walk it like a dog.  He donated it to a zoo when it started to get too big.  There are not many things in the world cuter than a baby tiger. /CSB

How old was your friend when he realized his mom caught more Rangers' balls in the bedroom than he caught shagging in the outfield?

Just now, gernblansten said:

How old was your friend when he realized his mom caught more Rangers' balls in the bedroom than he caught shagging in the outfield?

I realized it a few years later, so I would imagine he figured it out at about the same time.  She was a really fucking hot realtor.

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

That's not Memorial,  as in the Memorial you expect...That's at the very end of Memorial Dr all the way out to Highway 6. Not the same tax bracket as between 610 and Beltway 8

Yeah, it was in Fleetwood.

Also that Spring v. Memorial comments makes no sense to me.

11 minutes ago, huge said:

Yeah, it was in Fleetwood.

Also that Spring v. Memorial comments makes no sense to me.

He may not know that if you live in Spring you say you live in The Woodlands

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