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#603
On 2/5/2022 at 3:40 PM, Kennythetiger said:

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I can appreciate the effort but 'You're mine Bender, for two months I gotcha'

#608
On 2/5/2022 at 3:30 PM, nnm said:

 

I need some back story.  Why is the man randomly standing in the middle of the road?  Where the fuck did the cow come from?  Where is this place that a bull charging people in the streets is common?  And why in the hell did the guy try to headbutt the bull as opposed to running or moving out of the way?

#609
On 2/5/2022 at 3:40 PM, Kennythetiger said:

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Holy shit.  I never noticed the L.A. Deputy Chief of Police had such long fingers.  Look at those fucking talons.  

#612
2 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

I need some back story.  Why is the man randomly standing in the middle of the road?  Where the fuck did the cow come from?  Where is this place that a bull charging people in the streets is common?  And why in the hell did the guy try to headbutt the bull as opposed to running or moving out of the way?

 

my guess would be India.

 

 

#613
9 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

I need some back story.  Why is the man randomly standing in the middle of the road?  Where the fuck did the cow come from?  Where is this place that a bull charging people in the streets is common?  And why in the hell did the guy try to headbutt the bull as opposed to running or moving out of the way?

drunk

the pasture

bangladesh

drunk

 

 

 

#615
On 2/7/2022 at 11:19 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

my guess would be India.

 

 

Not India. Way too clean. Not enough cars and people. No horns blaring. Plus the cars are on the wrong side of the street. And the cow is way too healthy looking.

Been there numerous times. I know way too well.

#617
On 2/7/2022 at 9:17 PM, UT_OB1 said:

I need some back story.  Why is the man randomly standing in the middle of the road?  Where the fuck did the cow come from?  Where is this place that a bull charging people in the streets is common?  And why in the hell did the guy try to headbutt the bull as opposed to running or moving out of the way?

I was thinking traffic cop when I first watched it

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#618
On 2/5/2022 at 1:30 PM, nnm said:

 

You know who would have slept the cow instead of the other way around?

Spoiler

Kevin

 

#619

No knockout but there will be once the bowlers find out they messed up the oil in their lanes. 

 

#623
3 hours ago, Crapinon said:

No knockout but there will be once the bowlers find out they messed up the oil in their lanes. 

 

I wasn’t aware that male hair-pulling was an acceptable fight technique. 
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#627

The opportunity for one pugilist to grab another pugilist by the scruff of the neck and send him careening down the alley into the pins.......was missed.  

#628
14 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The opportunity for one pugilist to grab another pugilist by the scruff of the neck and send him careening down the alley into the pins.......was missed.  

You keep using that word “pugilist.”  I do not think that word means what you think it means. 
“Antagonist,” “belligerent,” or “participant” might be more apropos. The judges would accept “loser” as well. 

#629
On 1/8/2022 at 7:06 PM, futureman said:

really? brothers typically can’t fight for shit. 

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#631
7 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

 

 

Fuck that racist asshole.

He should have hit him with one of those stools too.

I hate fucking RACISTS.

#632
14 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

 

 

that right there was awesome.  and the dude was being kind by slapping him and not beating his ass, as he deserved. 

#633
31 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

 

 

That just made my whole three-day weekend.

Slapped him hard enough to really sting and scare the shit out of him without doing any real damage.  And I feel like on some level it's gotta really hurt a man to be slapped by another man, like he didn't even consider you enough of a threat to need to end it with punches.  He just slapped you around until he felt done.  Now go home and cry to your fat wife.

#634

That was fucking awesome.  He could have just brutalized that guy, but instead slapped him to the ground with his off-hand (black dude is left-handed).  I love that the staff and the family member in the red shirt tried to pull him back but guy just didn't understand that he'd had enough.  

I know some folks had an opportunity to be openly shitty in public the last few years and it's tough for them to get back in their shell.  But let this be a lesson to them. 

Also, if you're still eating at Applebee's...we should just have roving correction officers just randomly beating your ass for being such a sorry American.  Know your place, go to Cracker Barrel where a white person can still be openly racist and get an extra order of hash browns as a reward. 

#635

What a fantastically appropriate slap-up. Also love the prepared Valentine's Day high top. Assuming that is not the racist's romantic luncheon, that person is definitely getting laid come evening time.

#636

He tried to take it outside... the slapping was awesome... you gonna file a police report on that?? He slapped me? lol.

Wonder if it was his birthday too... people like this just need to die off already

#637

gotta love the 4ft 6inch wife trying to  get in the middle of that everytime.

and the moron getting (rightfully) slapped around, and keeps dropping the n bombs.   prompting more heavier slaps with real meaning behind them.

 

thats the kind of idiot that needs to go find another country to live in, we are all full up on the crazy here.

 

lets just hope that no one bothered to file charges and/or the response provided by the hero was considered appropriate use of force to properly re-educate an aging KKK member.

#638

The slap down was epic, and I applaud the restraint of the slapper.  The caption on the video, "A South Carolina Black History Lesson", is absolutely sublime.

#640
The slap down was epic, and I applaud the restraint of the slapper.  The caption on the video, "A South Carolina Black History Lesson", is absolutely sublime.

There was another similar comment further down that was something like “when you’re against CRT being taught in school, you’re gonna learn it in the street.”
#642
4 hours ago, butthurt said:

Someone on Twitter called it Slapplebee's

And their signature dessert?

You guessed it.

(slapping) Death by Chocolate.  

#648
13 hours ago, tfoolry said:

The Chaka Khan & Rufus in background makes this.

 

 

 

 

A concert with absolutely no women in sight.  Makes sense there was a brawl.  

Also, non-violent Black gentlemen taking on three assholes.  Well done.  He didn't look like had much until he started on the second guy and I realized, "Oh shit, these three will be lucky to live through this."  I applaud his restraint as much as his special set of skills.  

#650
On 2/18/2022 at 9:44 AM, Lobo said:

Had we a modicum of will in this nation, he and 25mm more like him would be put on trains and sent to liquidation camps.  

If we're at the point where cattle cars to the ovens are ok, I've got a pretty long list

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