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On 7/8/2025 at 8:18 PM, nnm said:

Confirmed NHL enforcer. In the game, that’s a fighter that occasionally plays hockey.


https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3548453/update-the-monster-who-beat-the-absolute-brakes-off-that-fella-on-the-golf-course-was-none-other-than-former-nhl-enforcer-nick-tarnasky

Nick Tarnasky played 245 games in the NHL. He racked up 297 career penalty minutes during that time. Like most enforcers, he did most of his damage in the AHL. He played 486 games in 9 seasons, and put up a staggering 881 penalty minutes in his career. His career +/- in the AHL was a -76. Moral of the story is that this fella was out one the ice to do one thing, and one thing only--beat the piss out of anybody wearing a different jersey than him. 

He wasn't a hockey player who fought occasionally. He was a fighter who sometimes managed to play ice hockey. He was bashing dudes skulls open while he was skating on a sheet of ice. Do you really think he was even going to break a sweat having to beat the shit out of some nerd while standing on foot?

 

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On 7/21/2025 at 4:48 PM, Crapinon said:

Sure, blame it on the chain. We all know MRI's are really portals to hell and they suck your soul from your body.  They just use the medical stuff as a coverup. 

I have to take valium for 2 days before I can do an MRI. I hate them. 

I have to be knocked the fuck out first. Every mri entrance I've see has a metal detector. 

On 7/28/2025 at 10:20 AM, Vegas64 said:

Whiz Kalifa- "Say On God"

Does that mean, confirm you are telling the truth?

Also what sort of establishment is this with the plexiglass and small hole and the customer gave him a $20 bill and got a $20 bill back along with something.

Maybe he gave the cashier a winning scratchoff is the only thing I can think of.

"right here....imma take nap right here"

 

Man, don't do like Max if you're not Max.

On 7/19/2025 at 4:34 PM, MirrOlure said:

Does getting killed by being sucked into an MRI by your heavy chain necklace count as getting knocked the fuck out?

https://apple.news/Ah0FOv0lWQpKAmr5cBVqDiw

Would it surprise you if I told you this was the MRI clinic.

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And no, not being facetious, that is the actual location.

3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Would it surprise you if I told you this was the MRI clinic.

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And no, not being facetious, that is the actual location.

Is that near Royal Lane and Harry Hines?

22 hours ago, 52-80 said:


 

Rampage did this to Arona back in the Pride days.

 

 

23 hours ago, ajax said:

Rampage did this to Arona back in the Pride days.

 

 

Hard to reconcile watching this sport hoping for a vicious knockout, and wincing at slow mo replay of some dude instantly losing a few years of lifespan

Kinda chaotic.

It looks like the one guy who got sucker punched at the end was the instigator, and might have been the guy that initially laid out the dude laying motionless on the ground.

The guy that sucker punched him was definitely the guy he had in a headlock earlier in the video.

Nothing will ever top the Rampage powerbomb because ot the caliber of fighter he did it to.  Ricardo Arona was very close to world class.

8 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

Giving CPR to someone who isn’t dead can really screw them up

Should just pour White Claw on them.

8 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

Giving CPR to someone who isn’t dead can really screw them up

I think that's been shown to be false. But in any case, she wasn't doing deep enough chest compressions to cause any harm. 

https://www.wesh.com/article/lake-winterset-riot-arrest-polk-county/65676550

According to reports from WFLA, the men charged were identified as:

Mason Land, 23: Felony rioting, affray, trespassing, disorderly conduct
Payton Ely, 19: Felony rioting, affray, trespassing, disorderly conduct
Timothy Gooding, 21: Felony rioting, affray, trespassing, disorderly conduct, contributing to the delinquency of a minor
Gavin Gooding, 17: Felony rioting, affray, trespassing, disorderly conduct
Richard Carden, 40: Felony rioting, affray, trespassing, disorderly conduct
Garrett Ore, 22: Felony rioting, affray, trespassing, disorderly conduct
Garrett Hiltabidel, 21: Felony rioting, affray, trespassing, disorderly conduct
Nate Land, 21: Felony rioting, affray, trespassing, disorderly conduct

Thats in Polk County, and their sheriff isnt the most criminal friendly guy. 

All of these chucklefucks are idiots, but a 40yo fighting with a bunch of kids? SMGDH.

6 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

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Apparently they aren't allowed to show the photo for Gavin Gooding, age 17, presumably because he's a minor. So we will never know the true identity of Gavin Gooding, age 17, even with his name and age posted on the WFLA website. I'm sure that Gavin Gooding, age 17, is comforted by his anonymity. 

15 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Chick giving cpr.

Which ironically could have given him a heart attack if it was otherwise beating normally.

6 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Apparently they aren't allowed to show the photo for Gavin Gooding, age 17, presumably because he's a minor. So we will never know the true identity of Gavin Gooding, age 17, even with his name and age posted on the WFLA website. I'm sure that Gavin Gooding, age 17, is comforted by his anonymity. 

Exactly what you expected 

 

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2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Thats in Polk County, and their sheriff isnt the most criminal friendly guy. 

During my ATO years at Florida, we called our fraternity brothers from there the “Polk County Primitives”.

The one brother who turned out to have a KKK membership card was one of them. 

11 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Damn about the most instant lights out ever
 

The spit coming out of that guys face is like the left-hand side of Pipeline when it's firing. 

 

On 8/14/2025 at 10:57 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

Is that like mopery?

ROTN deep cut...well done.

 

 

9 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

 

thats gotta be good for like 6 months of sick leave from recovery from an on the job injury plus another lawsuit in 4 years claiming hes having debilitating headaches and needs to be medically retired with full disability and pension checks for the rest of his life

 

*assuming he wakes up and isnt a vegtable

On 8/14/2025 at 1:34 AM, GoPokes83 said:

Giving CPR to someone who isn’t dead can really screw them up

Not an issue with proper training.

 

3 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

 

thats gotta be good for like 6 months of sick leave from recovery from an on the job injury plus another lawsuit in 4 years claiming hes having debilitating headaches and needs to be medically retired with full disability and pension checks for the rest of his life

 

*assuming he wakes up and isnt a vegtable

That's what unions are good for

On 8/14/2025 at 12:57 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

"affray"? Is that like mopery?

@surlylawdogs

*sigh*

I'm affray knot

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Scroll to the end - the last :20 is all you need to see

 

16 hours ago, Mittens said:

Scroll to the end - the last :20 is all you need to see

 

Was that guy a dwarf?  Or just a carnie?

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