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#451
On 9/24/2021 at 4:49 PM, closetohumping said:

image.thumb.png.82ff54c4b1701f5d746ab6df6606d2bd.pngThe one in the orange can fight 

Fat slugs need to cover that nasty shit up.

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#452
On 10/20/2021 at 8:20 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

got damn,

that dude got DDt'd for real

Looked more like the rock bottom to me.

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#456
On 11/4/2021 at 1:20 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

Fat slugs need to cover that nasty shit up.

I see nothing wrong there

#460
40 minutes ago, Superhero said:

 

Blue shirt with the sneaky move to rock red hat’s shit on the opposite cheek he was taunting him with.

#462
4 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

I don’t think that black gentleman liked his face being touched. 

Especially by Quentin Tarantino. In a Luby's.

#463
11 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

I feel like this fight is the closest real-life representation of the video game Pit-Fighter.

 

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#468
18 minutes ago, leaf said:

Anybody wearing a jersey at a sporting event is a piece of shit.

*Unless they’re playing.  

#469
18 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

*Unless they’re playing.  

No, many of them are also pieces of excrement. We just hope that ours stink less than theirs. 

#473
7 minutes ago, smuggs said:

#1 is a fan of DA BEARS RAMS.

 

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Lulz, exactly my first thought.

#474
3 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Basketball players give soccer players a real run for their money when it comes to softest athletes.

#476
On 11/7/2021 at 10:45 PM, Superhero said:

 

Stay out of the path of the ragin' black stallion
And don't lay a hand on the face

#477

Did Jokic get an elbow into the ribs as part of that body block from Morris?

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#478
On 11/9/2021 at 4:42 AM, nnm said:

 

What set Jokic off?  Morris elbowed him.  Also, brave of Jimmy Butler talking shit (another video) with 19 guys between he and Jokic.

On 11/8/2021 at 5:56 PM, cmontexas said:

 

#1 got some heavy hands.

#480
On 11/8/2021 at 9:27 PM, Grade of D as in David said:

47 seems like a piece of shit

You stepped on my head!

I thought you was dead.

Well, you thought wrong mutha fucka!!

#482
On 11/9/2021 at 7:47 AM, Helobious said:

Basketball players give soccer players a real run for their money when it comes to softest athletes.

We have a guy that plays basketball with us regularly that gets “hurt” multiple times each time we play (3x per week at lunch). He will drag his foot or leg around like it will fall off if he moves it. Or he will hang his limp arm down like a wounded killdeer. He will do this for a couple of minutes until he is miraculously healed and blows right past you on the next possession.

We had a new guy start playing with us a couple of weeks ago who witnessed this firsthand. He was all concerned about the “hurt” guy because he is the one that caused the scene. I told him not to worry about it because he will be more than fine in a minute or two. Sure enough he recovered to only flail around a bit later. The new guy was not amused.

One day he will get hurt and no one will notice or care because of all of the false alarms.

#486
On 11/12/2021 at 8:13 PM, mininghorn88 said:

We have a guy that plays basketball with us regularly that gets “hurt” multiple times each time we play (3x per week at lunch). He will drag his foot or leg around like it will fall off if he moves it. Or he will hang his limp arm down like a wounded killdeer. He will do this for a couple of minutes until he is miraculously healed and blows right past you on the next possession.

We had a new guy start playing with us a couple of weeks ago who witnessed this firsthand. He was all concerned about the “hurt” guy because he is the one that caused the scene. I told him not to worry about it because he will be more than fine in a minute or two. Sure enough he recovered to only flail around a bit later. The new guy was not amused.

One day he will get hurt and no one will notice or care because of all of the false alarms.

You need to clothesline the fuck out of that guy

#488
On 11/5/2021 at 4:52 PM, HenryJames said:

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Roy Kent should have stuck to soccer.

#491
28 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I don't know what is going on here

 

 

10/10 points for style and execution.

#494

It doesn't look like Kevin Hart even made contact with that punch. I'm calling shenanigans.

 

#497
2 hours ago, smuggs said:

It doesn't look like Kevin Hart even made contact with that punch. I'm calling shenanigans.

 

Yea both punches missed...that looks staged

#498
5 hours ago, smuggs said:

It doesn't look like Kevin Hart even made contact with that punch. I'm calling shenanigans.

 

Ah yes, the old phantom punch. The most famous example:

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#499
On 11/18/2021 at 3:14 PM, nnm said:

Ah yes, the old phantom punch. The most famous example:

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Nothing phantom about that punch by Ali.

Watch Liston's head at contact.

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