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She a little burly but, I dunno, I found myself oddly aroused.

Loved how she went from Throaty Murder Mode to silky sweet "I'm fine!" in practically the same breath.

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Interesting, did not know hyenas were capable of shooting video.  

On 4/18/2022 at 9:43 AM, bmbmd said:

 

Don't fuck with Nicole after she's had a sixer of Smirnoff Ice Screwdrivers. 

41 minutes ago, Deej said:

Don't fuck with Nicole after she's had a sixer of Smirnoff Ice Screwdrivers. 

White claws. C’mon man, try to keep up. 

Pretty sure she posted Smirnoff. 

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Pretty sure she posted Smirnoff. 

My bad. Thought you were referencing a generic trendy chick drink, not a specific one she did. 

Nobody got knocked the fuck out but I giggled like a little girl watching this

 

Did I hear homeboy starting to talk some more shit at the very end...?  As he was being helped up off the deck...?

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18 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Did I hear homeboy starting to talk some more shit at the very end...?  As he was being helped up off the deck...?

In my 50 years on this Earth I have learned one universal truth:  You never have to worry about motherfuckers who run their mouths.  Classic overcompensation.  They are scared as shit.  It's the quiet one you have to worry about.

18 hours ago, mooseoutfront said:

In my 50 years on this Earth I have learned one universal truth:  You never have to worry about motherfuckers who run their mouths.  Classic overcompensation.  They are scared as shit.  It's the quiet one you have to worry about.

Yep.  There have been a few times where I've deescalated a dispute by saying "ok, how about you and I just quietly meet out back in about ten minutes?  How's that sound?"  They usually think about it and it's like "you know what it ain't worth it."

6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Yep.  There have been a few times where I've deescalated a dispute by saying "ok, how about you and I just quietly meet out back in about ten minutes?  How's that sound?"  They usually think about it and it's like "you know what it ain't worth it."

I’ll meet you in 10 minutes. how big a boy are you?

On 4/26/2022 at 2:53 PM, mooseoutfront said:

In my 50 years on this Earth I have learned one universal truth:  You never have to worry about motherfuckers who run their mouths.  Classic overcompensation.  They are scared as shit.  It's the quiet one you have to worry about.

I had a college buddy like that. While guys would be running their mouths, he would quietly be positioning himself for the first punch and  take down. Usually the guys running their mouths never saw it coming. Sometime their buddies would realize what was happening and pull them back. 

A couple of years ago, at 64, he was arrested for assault, for beating on his next door neighbor in the same scenario. Judge eventually threw it out because of the actions of the loudmouth neighbor. Some guys never learn.

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On 4/26/2022 at 12:53 PM, mooseoutfront said:

In my 50 years on this Earth I have learned one universal truth:  You never have to worry about motherfuckers who run their mouths.  Classic overcompensation.  They are scared as shit.  It's the quiet one you have to worry about.

 Loud mouth guys tend to be the "hold me back" guys as well.

3 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Those dudes whipped his ass.

They definitely had more cojones than he did. 

On 5/2/2022 at 6:09 PM, Bigbend1812 said:

Those dudes whipped his ass.

Dude is lucky he only lost his pride, a heel to eye would have really ruined his day!

8 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

Pride cometh before the fall.  
 

Make a nice play and move on.  Act like you’ve been there before.   But no. 

too grainy to tell for sure, but mad respect for holding onto his beverage like a pro

4 hours ago, nnm said:

 

 

That looks fun.

And as someone who fucked up his back in December and is still hurting; getting drunk and running on slip & slides is a good way to break your hip.

10 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


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He got decked. Literally.

Chrome to the dome.

And it looks like the little guy knocked him on his ass before the knockout blow.

 

4 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

It’s only a flesh wound.

4 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

Big dude was kinda like “I don’t have time for this.  See ya.”

20 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

That's the best example of the offensive use of the shield boss that I have ever seen.

On 5/21/2022 at 12:51 PM, futureman said:

oof. 

Yikes, did he ded?

33 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

How awful

dude is awful. deserves to be locked up. 

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

How awful

Delta guy was bobbing and weaving a bit and followed up getting knocked down with a weak will smith slap. 

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