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3 hours ago, ABSR said:

Is this an airport Popeye's?

Eating Popeye's before boarding the 1:20pm to Milwaukee is riskier than challenging the security guard who uses his own skull as a weapon.

On 9/29/2022 at 4:03 PM, futureman said:

that guy got knocked the fuck out

He ded. No recovering from his head getting slammed on the pavement.

will never understand the hands down by my waist guard.

Great camera work. Too notch! Plus I am guessing a Treo 650 or Nokia flip phone camera.

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Saw that coming.  Red was way too calm.  Still not impressed.

My greatest "kung fu" moment came during holiday leave from the Army and I was in incredible shape.

Leaving a bar some drunk starts talking shit , I tell him to stfu, he shoves me knocking me on my back. Then I do the drunken master back hand plant and  pop up on to my feet.

He didn't want none after that.

If I tried that now I'd paralyze myself.

My greatest "kung fu" moment came during holiday leave from the Army and I was in incredible shape.
Leaving a bar some drunk starts talking shit , I tell him to stfu, he shoves me knocking me on my back. Then I do the drunken master back hand plant and  pop up on to my feet.
He didn't want none after that.
If I tried that now I'd paralyze myself.

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Then I do the drunken master back hand plant and  pop up on to my feet.
He didn't want none after that.
If I tried that now I'd paralyze myself.


I still do this shit regularly. The paralyzing part.
On 10/13/2022 at 8:55 AM, closetohumping said:

Saw that coming.  Red was way too calm.  Still not impressed.

Video is so old that I'm sure dude in red is more embarrassed by his baggy jeans than his mediocre fighting stance and skills against a wannabe gangsta.

On 10/13/2022 at 9:55 AM, closetohumping said:

Saw that coming.  Red was way too calm.  Still not impressed.

Richard Gere did it a lot better in "An Officer and a Gentleman".

Yeah, I am so confused.  Was that real?  

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

So they're wailing on each other in a bathroom, one hits her mouth on a dispenser and her opponent stops and thinks "oh gosh, I bet that hurt?" Kids....

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I liked this one. Two chicks actually fighting instead of pulling hair and calling each other a bitch. 
Then when the one eats metal, the other one has the decency to stop and laugh instead of punching. 

19 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

When the woman-beater had his legs spread so wide, homegirl should have kicked him in the penis.  

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

what the fuck ???????????????????????

 

When I was offshore, our BR hands were all fresh out the pen guys.  I’m talking many would come offshore without toothbrush, shampoo, more than 1 set of clothes; just got picked up at the gate type cons.  I saw this happen with a gallon of tomato sauce.  Dude walked up behind the other, and just crunched his head.  Sat down and waited for the boat to take him to the dock, where the police would be waiting.   Other guy was treated onboard, but was out of it for awhile.  I thought he had killed him. Victim fell like a sack of potatoes, never even saw it coming.  

10 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

First comment: "I guess the guy wanted to make it a combo."

 

More cordial knock down than knocked the fuck out.  

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