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10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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10 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Chick in the first vid seriously rethinking some life choices... 

I dont think much was going through her head at that time.  That was more of an "I am batman" moment.  

On 10/27/2022 at 12:23 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

I hate those folks who start yelling, "break that shit up" after they were just cheering the start of the fight. 

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

There are a ton of videos out there of Chinese attempting insurance fraud. Standing in front of cars, jumping on cars to pretend they were hit, etc. That is what I will guess that was.

26 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

There are a ton of videos out there of Chinese attempting insurance fraud. Standing in front of cars, jumping on cars to pretend they were hit, etc. That is what I will guess that was.

I'm going with, fat slow and stupid is no way to go through life.

13 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Chick in the first vid seriously rethinking some life choices... 

Instant attitude adjustment

But my favorite part is the guy sitting at the bar just taking it all in

Not knocked the fuck out but great job avoiding getting stabbed to death.  
 

 

 

 

10 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I hate those folks who start yelling, "break that shit up" after they were just cheering the start of the fight. 

Teacher came around the corner, yo. 

3 hours ago, tfoolry said:

Not knocked the fuck out but great job avoiding getting stabbed to death.  
 

 

 

 

coach suplexed the victim.  

There are a ton of videos out there of Chinese attempting insurance fraud. Standing in front of cars, jumping on cars to pretend they were hit, etc. That is what I will guess that was.

That’s bad idea jeans. In China, you are the hook for providing life time financial support to someone you injure. As a result, drivers will repeatedly run over a person they hit to assure they are dead. It’s impossible to prove you intentionally murdered someone with a car, even with witnesses or video, since their system doesn’t believe that’s proof of intention. They just pay a fine for a couple hundred bucks instead.
On 11/1/2022 at 10:05 AM, PittsburghTiger said:

There are a ton of videos out there of Chinese attempting insurance fraud. Standing in front of cars, jumping on cars to pretend they were hit, etc. That is what I will guess that was.

Not just a China thing. When I worked for Chevron, a good friend was a Landman who worked Louisiana. He was driving a company truck through a small town in BFE La and had a guy run (on his feet, not in a car) full speed, head down, into the side of his truck while the truck was in motion on the main drag. The guy got paid and my buddy had a ton of hassle from it. 

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:


That’s bad idea jeans. In China, you are the hook for providing life time financial support to someone you injure. As a result, drivers will repeatedly run over a person they hit to assure they are dead. It’s impossible to prove you intentionally murdered someone with a car, even with witnesses or video, since their system doesn’t believe that’s proof of intention. They just pay a fine for a couple hundred bucks instead.

23 minutes ago, nnm said:

Not just a China thing. When I worked for Chevron, a good friend was a Landman who worked Louisiana. He was driving a company truck through a small town in BFE La and had a guy run (on his feet, not in a car) full speed, head down, into the side of his truck while the truck was in motion on the main drag. The guy got paid and my buddy had a ton of hassle from it. 

I mentioned China because that looked like it was filmed in China.

23 hours ago, tfoolry said:

Not knocked the fuck out but great job avoiding getting stabbed to death.  
 

 

 

 

Yelling "drop the knife bro" really worked so well....

On 11/1/2022 at 5:44 PM, tfoolry said:

Not knocked the fuck out but great job avoiding getting stabbed to death.  
 

 

 

 

And the teachers threw the wrong guy onto the ground... [/blackprivilege]

 

WTF is wrong with these kids. 20 people taking videos on their phone instead of jumping in and busting the guy's head open with a fire extinguisher.

I think some of you, especially you Putt, need to recalibrate on what Knocked the Fuuuuuck Out means

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Why is it, when somebody gets knocked the fuck out, his crew immediately want him to stand up?

Why is it, when somebody gets knocked the fuck out, his crew immediately want him to stand up?

Same reason someone from the other crew comes out a nowhere and KOs….
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28 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

Why would you fuck with a guy driving a PT Cruiser you know he has nothing to lose at this point?

Was not expecting that from a PT cruiser driver.

Not sure who started it, but I’m surprised at the ending. 

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Why would you fuck with a guy driving a PT Cruiser you know he has nothing to lose at this point?

This.

And it got me thinking.

Who would win between two guys driving a Yaris and a PT cruiser.

Talk about the equivalent of the unstoppable force of sadness vs the immovable object of shame.

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On 11/7/2022 at 1:53 PM, Dnaguy said:

 

Assholes like this get shot through a car window.

Was not expecting that from a PT cruiser driver.
Not sure who started it, but I’m surprised at the ending. 

Once heard a standup comic talking about his mistake of buying a PT Cruiser because he didn’t know they were made out of vagina repellent until after.
2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Homeboy just went 2-1 in 3 seconds.

Too bad they didn't show more. Looks like he was about to get up and take another swing. Could have been a 3-fer

11 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Too bad they didn't show more. Looks like he was about to get up and take another swing. Could have been a 3-fer

Yeah. he wasn’t done yet. But boy in the gray hoodie looks like he’s scrapped before and would have eventually kept it at 2-1. 

Kinda hilarious. Dude in purple did a blind tornado punch. 
 

 

He had a great defensive spot in between those two cars, with that giant sumbitch watching his back. Shouldn’t have left it. 
Not sure how I feel about the tire iron as a weapon. Seems unwieldy, and may escalate the fight. 

4 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Kinda hilarious. Dude in purple did a blind tornado punch. 
 

 

Cholos ain't like they used to be.

4 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Kinda hilarious. Dude in purple did a blind tornado punch. 
 

 

People can't even get shirts vs skins right these days.   All hope is lost.

8 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Kinda hilarious. Dude in purple did a blind tornado punch. 
 

 

 

 

Reminds me of back in the day at high school kegger this one out of town cowboy was getting picked on by these 3 local dumbasses.  Finally ol' cowboy says "That's it goddammit," and proceeds to knock one guy out with one punch. "That's one!" Then instantly knocks the second dude out, same way except left handed. "That's two!"  Then as the 3rd dude is standing there with his mouth open cowboy does a 360 spinning backhand and crushes the side of the last guys face. "That's three!  I have always wanted to try that spinning backhand."  Fight lasted about 3 seconds.

Some of y'all's youtube is set on 2017, lol.

You should see the lol thread. Clinton was in office on some of those pics.
On 11/14/2022 at 7:39 AM, Kennythetiger said:

Not sure how I feel about the tire iron as a weapon. Seems unwieldy, and may escalate the fight. 

I think it was fair. He had been trying to end the fight for a while. Pulled out the tire iron to get the guys to stay back while he convinced his buddy to get in the car. Plus, it was 7 on 2, and the other dudes weren’t above curb stomping en masse. That’s a good way to get dead or potato. 

30 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

That’s a good way to get dead or potato. 

Sure woulda been just terrible if one of the 2 guys outnumbered really felt in fear of their life or severe bodily harm. 

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