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4 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

"He gone."

"He sleepin'."

mmm autozone

 

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

^^^^ This one made me laugh. Lame as shit fight, but very entertaining!

That punch knocked out his ear piece deal 😂😂😂

 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn...

 

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Edited by TexArcher

kinda surprised bat boy didnt deliver a good old fashioned stomach smack for the emphasis there. 

 

pretty impressed that he didnt tee off on his noggin for that matter as well.   gets the full coverage of self defense without having to explain why he brained the motherfucker after he was down. 

On 12/9/2022 at 10:35 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

kinda surprised bat boy didnt deliver a good old fashioned stomach smack for the emphasis there. 

 

pretty impressed that he didnt tee off on his noggin for that matter as well.   gets the full coverage of self defense without having to explain why he brained the motherfucker after he was down. 

Not sure I agree with your analysis there, Lou. You saying he would’ve been justified smashing the dude’s skull in while he was already concussed on the ground?

2 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Not sure I agree with your analysis there, Lou. You saying he would’ve been justified smashing the dude’s skull in while he was already concussed on the ground?

i used punctuation.

i guess i didnt use the enter key to put the 2nd thought on its own line.

 

he didnt react anymore, because of that he gets the full coverage of self defense.

 

most people in that situation when they have been attacked along with their wife/gf being attacked, would have continued at least one or 2 more smacks on the ground... including a possible brain pan swing if totally pissed off. 

2 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

8 post up and talked about in half the post after….  Lol. 

On 12/4/2022 at 7:14 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

I wonder what the little guy was thinking the spilt second after he hit the big guy squarely in the jaw and he gives him a WTF stare? Right before he sends him to the twilight zone. 

30 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

I wonder what the little guy was thinking the spilt second after he hit the big guy squarely in the jaw and he gives him a WTF stare? Right before he sends him to the twilight zone. 

Oh No GIF by Cameo

4 hours ago, Crapinon said:

I wonder what the little guy was thinking the spilt second after he hit the big guy squarely in the jaw and he gives him a WTF stare? Right before he sends him to the twilight zone. 

And his kids walk up at the end. “Damn, dad, you’re an idiot.”

On 12/4/2022 at 8:14 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

I'll never understand pushing on someone while you say, "don't fucking touch me".

 

Edit: I see now, it was the big fellow saying that. I didn't look closely the first time.

Edited by PittsburghTiger

I love how the chick is like, "Damn, Ernesto's down again.  I'll just give him a minute."

Not her first rodeo with this scene, for sure.

  • 2 weeks later...

Yeesh. Brawling is completely stupid in pretty much every scenario, but I never can get used to the head kicking/stomping of someone who is already knocked out. Every one who does that shit should be charged with attempted murder. And anyone fighting along side that person should also be charged if they don't immediately restrain their buddy.

8 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Rule #1 from these knockout threads:

Don’t get in a fight on concrete, asphalt, or tile.

FIFY

Just saw that on twitter, lmao at her continuing with the bowling.  Good odds they went home and had make up sex. 

He bowling balled her at home. 2 in the pink, thumb in the stink

Edited by Longhornstampede

Meh. Be a lot more impressive if they didn’t have the bumpers out. Woulda been a gutter ball otherwise

9 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

Came here to post this. May be staged, especially with the bumpers. But still funny. 

9 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

I guess I'll be the party pooper. I don't find that funny or humorous or entertaining....I find that sad for all of us and what we find "lulz" , this world is turning into shit. we enjoy hurt and pain and shit

 

maybe ive hade too much rum (yes i have()  but dont care. this world is getting sickening 

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