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Just now, Incredulity said:

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I know man. just getting older and realize shit aint my thing anymore. maybe it never was 

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9 hours ago, Underdog said:

Just saw that on twitter, lmao at her continuing with the bowling.  Good odds they went home and had make up sex. 

And got her pregnant. 

10 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

I know man. just getting older and realize shit aint my thing anymore. maybe it never was 

Well… I certainly agree. It wasn’t quite “holy shit” and her continuing bowling has a definite macabre humor quality. 

people definitely suck.

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1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

Well… I certainly agree. It wasn’t quite “holy shit” and her continuing bowling has a definite macabre humor quality.  So I posted in lol.

people definitely suck.

we good brother. finishing off this bottle and thinking too much. World is strange to me

16 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

we good brother. finishing off this bottle and thinking too much. World is strange to me

And by any measure is not as violent as it used to be.

On 1/8/2023 at 6:35 PM, nineliveslost said:

we good brother. finishing off this bottle and thinking too much. World is strange to me

 

On 1/9/2023 at 11:24 AM, huge said:

And by any measure is not as violent as it used to be.

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Pretty sure I saw that years ago and cheered then, too.

Go to sleep, ya raging cunt.

47 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

That’s not a Five Guys. That’s at a Sheetz. They started in Altoona. They are all the way down into the Carolinas now. I have not seen any in Georgia. Usually you have to wait until dark for it to get spicy. And, well done, Kid.

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1 hour ago, nineliveslost said:

what a fucking pussy

Meh. Cheap shot assault. He knew the old man couldn't touch him first. 

5 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Meh. Cheap shot assault. He knew the old man couldn't touch him first. 

The old man literally touched him 1st

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7 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Meh. Cheap shot assault. He knew the old man couldn't touch him first. 

Username... Video location

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6 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

The old man literally touched him 1st

Yep, not a cheap shot at all.  You push me, I'm not pushing back; I'm throwing a combo. 

9 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

The old man literally touched him 1st

Guy probably weighed 165 lbs all his life,  puts on 60 lbs and thinks he's a 225 lbs badass instead of a 60 lbs overweight dumbass. 

40 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Guy probably weighed 165 lbs all his life,  puts on 60 lbs and thinks he's a 225 lbs badass instead of a 60 lbs overweight dumbass. 

so you think that guy was slim and lean for most of his life?

10 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

The old man literally touched him 1st

is it possible to un-literally touch someone first

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

so you think that guy was slim and lean for most of his life?

Nope. But a lot of guys keep the weight manageable until their mid 30's. I just laugh at older guys (I am one and know better) who think they're badass until reality punches them in the face. 

And I know there are older guys you don't want to screw with but they are far outnumbered by guys like the guy in the video. 

49 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Nope. But a lot of guys keep the weight manageable until their mid 30's. I just laugh at older guys (I am one and know better) who think they're badass until reality punches them in the face. 

And I know there are older guys you don't want to screw with but they are far outnumbered by guys like the guy in the video. 

I learned, at a young age, to be very careful with whom you get in scraps with. When I was younger I happened to mix it up with a guy who went on to wrestle at UVa. It was not a very good fight from my end. Even though I am probably stronger, and in better shape, than at least 90% of men my age I know that does not make me a fighter. 

1 hour ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

is it possible to un-literally touch someone first

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Never mind.  Posted in the lol thread yesterday.

 

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29 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he slept they sprite?

 

and 

 

zzzzzzzzz

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

sleeping in the prototypical chalk outline pose, very impressive

Would have been great if someone won a jackpot right when she knocked her out

2 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Lol. "I can hit her at this point, right?"

fuck it, go for it 

 

splat

The little attempt to get up/fall back down was right out of a movie or video game, lol

Needs the Punch-Out sound effect.

10 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Striped shirt 😂😂

 

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This guy brought fiskars to a punch fight

 

 

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when a dude eats your slap this chill, you better run the fuck away

 

Lol. "I can hit her at this point, right?"
She was just playing with her food.
38 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Not sure I'd call that a sucker punch. Dude pulled up his pants, had his arms loose and ready, was looking at and walking toward his ex.  His dumb ass just couldn't defend a no-nonsense-first-strike at the beginning of the launch window.   

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