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Should this thread be subtitled "The sucker punch thread"? 

 

2 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Should this thread be subtitled "The sucker punch thread"? 

 

Who are these people, anyway?!?!?!?

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between the names and the hair I didn't know if this was gonna be male on female crime or what to expect

14 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Should this thread be subtitled "The sucker punch thread"? 

 

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23 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Should this thread be subtitled "The sucker punch thread"? 

 

Just read about this story.

Wrasslin' in Illinois, both were 14 year old boys.  The winner of the actual match is pressing charges. Sucker punchy kid lost 14-2 and he said he was upset over the L.  So, he took another one. 

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Sucker punchy kid lost 14-2 and he said he was upset over the L.  So, he took another one. 


He’s going to grow up and be a cop. 

4 hours ago, thunderlounge said:


He’s going to grow up and be a aggy corps officer. 

FIFY

Turn the volume down if you don’t like techno music…

 

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

Just read about this story.
Wrasslin' in Illinois, both were 14 year old boys.  The winner of the actual match is pressing charges. Sucker punchy kid lost 14-2 and he said he was upset over the L.  So, he took another one. 

I’ve been sucker punched before (shocker, I know) as a kid but it never occurred to me to press charges. Walk that shit off.
1 minute ago, GoPokes83 said:


I’ve been sucker punched before (shocker, I know) as a kid but it never occurred to me to press charges. Walk that shit off.

I hope they charged him with battery. Consequences for that shit. Most states have a “first-time offenders” type program to keep things off kids’ records, but the charges aren’t dismissed until the kid jumps through a bunch of hoops. 

6 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:


I’ve been sucker punched before (shocker, I know) as a kid but it never occurred to me to press charges. Walk that shit off.

It may have something to do with medical bills. The sucker punchee had to wear a mask. 

It may have something to do with medical bills. The sucker punchee had to wear a mask. 

Well then… carry on lawyers
7 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


I’ve been sucker punched before (shocker, I know) as a kid but it never occurred to me to press charges. Walk that shit off.

He’s not suing the kid. The sucker puncher is being prosecuted by the state.
 

It’s not the kid’s decision to walk it off or press charges. It’s the prosecutor’s. The prosecutor has enough for an indictment, and probably a conviction, just with the videotape. He doesn’t need the kid’s permission or even cooperation. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

He’s not suing the kid. The sucker puncher is being prosecuted by the state.
 

It’s not the kid’s decision to walk it off or press charges. It’s the prosecutor’s. The prosecutor has enough for an indictment, and probably a conviction, just with the videotape. He doesn’t need the kid’s permission or even cooperation. 

Can’t the judge order restitution as punishment? I would only sue a teenager if the criminal court did not order restitution. I’m not sure how you could even collect a judgment from a teenager. I’m no lawyer (I have a soul), so what do I know?

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Jk. Don’t sue me for slander, Surly lawyers.



As soon as I saw the sandals, I knew who was getting knocked the fuck out.



As soon as I saw the sandals, I knew who was getting knocked the fuck out.

I like sandals

I love watching this guy's videos. He will smile and laugh while kicking your ass.

 

15 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

As soon as I saw the sandals, I knew who was getting knocked the fuck out.

romans died for this.

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10 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

 

I would support a cross post in the HOLY SHIT thread!!

16 hours ago, markstanco said:


I like sandals

Ok turtle boy. 
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45 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I could go for a good frolick.

I too accepted it as a euphemism.  

No knockout, but what a fat ass pussy. Sucker punch some kid for no reason other than he has a sign, then get protected by your wife and friends when the return punches start flying. 

 

So.... women and kids talked shit to the gophers (the brown furry creatures), gophers told them to go fuck themselves, and Dad's ran out to protect their families honor.

 

decided to get physical with gophers who are retired MMA fighters....  

 

god damn women end up getting their men beat down a lot.

18 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

So.... women and kids talked shit to the gophers (the brown furry creatures), gophers told them to go fuck themselves, and Dad's ran out to protect their families honor.

 

decided to get physical with gophers who are retired MMA fighters....  

 

god damn women end up getting their men beat down a lot.



Should have just let them play through.

Caddyshack 3 looks appropriately contemporary America.  

He's got dynamite in his hands, the kind of power that only comes from making hundreds of thousands of tacos.

 

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On 5/5/2023 at 12:25 AM, ajax said:

He's got dynamite in his hands, the kind of power that only comes from making hundreds of thousands of tacos.

 

 

a kick to the jimmy and a heavy left

5 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:

 

a kick to the jimmy and a heavy left

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