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#1651
3 hours ago, RPM said:

We are the World's Largest Non-Nuclear Coast Guard. I was in the Marching Band. In 1978. I was also in the Arctic Circle later that year. No Marching Band.

Nice. I played stand-up bass in the Merchant Marine Jazz Band back in ‘93. But if I had to do it all over again, I’d try out for the Navy Seal Chamber Orchestra or the Army Signals Intelligence Dueling Piano Revue.

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#1652
17 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Army Signals Intelligence Dueling Piano Revue

It's an elite gig.

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#1658

None of you had what it took to play/conduct in the New York Policeman's Benevolent Association Orchestra?  Fucking amateur hour in here...

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#1661
you could take one hundred guesses at how this fight ends and not get the correct answer

 

#1663
On 12/8/2023 at 12:29 PM, Mittens said:
you could take one hundred guesses at how this fight ends and not get the correct answer

 

This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen!

#1666

So much to appreciate about this gentleman.  Hard to gauge, but based on comparative height objects nearby and his frame, maybe 180 pounds soaking wet.  Throws one punch completely off-balance and the other one about 50/50 balance but absolutely floors both guys.  Not that easy to do since they're his size or more and he doesn't even really have time to draw back and flow through.  damn impressive for his size and being about the same build as his 'opponents'/victims.  

But the best part is him kicking the lost shoe over the dude like 'walk away motherfucker.'  Oh man, that's why I don't get in brawls anymore.  Well, that and I'm in my late 40's now.  Took down dudes 100 pounds bigger than me.  Had my ass handed to me by dudes 50 pounds lighter than me.  You never know when you meet wrong guy in a shopping mall who is right-hand dominant with a left-footed tendency with the balance of Ginger Rogers and can shift weight that makes you think it's coming from the other side so you turn the wrong way.  Best just walk away...

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#1668

Yep, some people can just move their weight and thrust seamlessly inside their body without anybody knowing.  Both guys at the last instant tried to shift away from where the power was coming from as some sort of ancient instinct.  But our guy without much draw and "cocking", still transferred his balance and velocity in the blink of an eye and it was over before it even started.  I had an uncle like that.  You go 5 rounds with him and pick on his balance trick, you could floor him.  But in a 5-second interaction, he could floor guys half his age.  I watched him twice take out big Chicago brawlers because they leaned the wrong way thinking he'd lead with the other foot.  That they know it's coming actually makes it more painful for them because of their instinct to go the other way with their head.  When you lead with your face, bad things happen. 

I still have a bad feeling I'm gonna get into one more scrape one day with some asshole dad of a boy bothering one of my daughters.  And I'm scared shitless because he'll probably have a gun and while I'm nowhere near the fighter I was as a young man, I have an idiotic tendency to just keep going and going and one of us will end up in a coma, probably me.

#1669
Don't Mess With Jesus

 

#1670
11 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Yep, some people can just move their weight and thrust seamlessly inside their body without anybody knowing.  Both guys at the last instant tried to shift away from where the power was coming from as some sort of ancient instinct.  But our guy without much draw and "cocking", still transferred his balance and velocity in the blink of an eye and it was over before it even started.  I had an uncle like that.  You go 5 rounds with him and pick on his balance trick, you could floor him.  But in a 5-second interaction, he could floor guys half his age.  I watched him twice take out big Chicago brawlers because they leaned the wrong way thinking he'd lead with the other foot.  That they know it's coming actually makes it more painful for them because of their instinct to go the other way with their head.  When you lead with your face, bad things happen. 

I still have a bad feeling I'm gonna get into one more scrape one day with some asshole dad of a boy bothering one of my daughters.  And I'm scared shitless because he'll probably have a gun and while I'm nowhere near the fighter I was as a young man, I have an idiotic tendency to just keep going and going and one of us will end up in a coma, probably me.

I'll drink a case of Bud Light in your honor. Maybe bang some chicks, too.

#1671

C'mon man, you can barely get it up sober.  After a case of beer, you're not gonna bang any chick, let alone plural-chicks.  But we salute your effort ;)  

 

#1673

Or drink the chicks and bang the bud lights.  Either way, IT's PISS!

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#1674
On 12/11/2023 at 6:55 PM, nnm said:

Homie don’t play. 

He certainly doesn't suffer from indecisiveness.

#1675
14 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Yep, some people can just move their weight and thrust seamlessly inside their body without anybody knowing.  Both guys at the last instant tried to shift away from where the power was coming from as some sort of ancient instinct.  But our guy without much draw and "cocking", still transferred his balance and velocity in the blink of an eye and it was over before it even started.  I had an uncle like that.  You go 5 rounds with him and pick on his balance trick, you could floor him.  But in a 5-second interaction, he could floor guys half his age.  I watched him twice take out big Chicago brawlers because they leaned the wrong way thinking he'd lead with the other foot.  That they know it's coming actually makes it more painful for them because of their instinct to go the other way with their head.  When you lead with your face, bad things happen. 

I still have a bad feeling I'm gonna get into one more scrape one day with some asshole dad of a boy bothering one of my daughters.  And I'm scared shitless because he'll probably have a gun and while I'm nowhere near the fighter I was as a young man, I have an idiotic tendency to just keep going and going and one of us will end up in a coma, probably me.

I can’t picture you as a street tough.  but if I ever cross paths with an angry effeminate man in new york trying to rob me of an armoire I’ll be sure to back down. 

#1676

I was a VanBuren Boy for 8 years.  I got in my share of Burmese donnybrooks when you were still a baby.  

#1678
11 hours ago, futureman said:

I can’t picture you as a street tough.  but if I ever cross paths with an angry effeminate man in new york trying to rob me of an armoire I’ll be sure to back down. 

 

5 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I was a VanBuren Boy for 8 years.  I got in my share of Burmese donnybrooks when you were still a baby.  

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#1681

 

7 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Well you’ll most likely know it as Myanmar now…

The people, the largest ethnic group in Myanmar are still Burmese.

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#1683
1 hour ago, BlueGreySky said:

The people, the largest ethnic group in Myanmar are still Burmese.

you’re an errand girl sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill. 

#1684

It’s like I told the last guy whose ass I whipped, “I think I can still catch the last fan boat outta here.”  

#1686
On 12/13/2023 at 2:07 PM, futureman said:

you’re an errand girl sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill. 

This sounds like an insult out or Snatch or Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.

Bravo, sir.

#1687
5 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

This sounds like an insult out or Snatch or Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.

Bravo, sir.

Seriously?  Educate yourself.

 

#1688
10 minutes ago, nnm said:

Seriously?  Educate yourself.

 

I'll show myself to the corner.  

*Excuse - grading papers and falling asleep.  

 

#1690
On 12/11/2023 at 4:55 PM, nnm said:

Homie don’t play. 

Reminds me of this video

 

 

#1691

Love it when the small guy wins. Just stay out of the grasp of the big dude  

David vs Goliath

 

#1692
So much to appreciate about this gentleman.  Hard to gauge, but based on comparative height objects nearby and his frame, maybe 180 pounds soaking wet.  Throws one punch completely off-balance and the other one about 50/50 balance but absolutely floors both guys.  Not that easy to do since they're his size or more and he doesn't even really have time to draw back and flow through.  damn impressive for his size and being about the same build as his 'opponents'/victims.  
But the best part is him kicking the lost shoe over the dude like 'walk away motherfucker.'  Oh man, that's why I don't get in brawls anymore.  Well, that and I'm in my late 40's now.  Took down dudes 100 pounds bigger than me.  Had my ass handed to me by dudes 50 pounds lighter than me.  You never know when you meet wrong guy in a shopping mall who is right-hand dominant with a left-footed tendency with the balance of Ginger Rogers and can shift weight that makes you think it's coming from the other side so you turn the wrong way.  Best just walk away...

Sucker punching has to play into the equation somewhere.
#1693

Only sucker involved is dumbass charging INTO a guy who just laid out another dude in his line of sight like it was nothing.  I make it a habit not to walk into a guy flooring people in public head on with a shitty look on my face.  

#1694
Only sucker involved is dumbass charging INTO a guy who just laid out another dude in his line of sight like it was nothing.  I make it a habit not to walk into a guy flooring people in public head on with a shitty look on my face.  

I was speaking more of the first guy who looked completely unaware that the guy had any intention to swing. I’m guessing the second guy must have been shouting “Worldstar!” or something to set the dude off but it’s hard to tell without sound.
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#1697
41 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


Does his head split open? Two lines of blood appear on the pavement when he hits the ground.

Yikes. Maybe. Didn’t notice that. And the Brits will prosecute that sort of thing, even though the dude clearly tried to avoid it. 

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