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#1852
On 8/17/2024 at 1:25 PM, ajax said:

Objection. I see no knockout in this vid. A beat down yes, but no KO.

I already posted the same fighton the hoodfight thread. I don't care about the dupe post but when I click on the KO thread I want to see a KO.

https://x.com/Marty__Byrde/status/1827120762324488396

 

Elon won't let me embed. But here is a ko for you.

 

Edited by Brothahorn

#1854
 

Absolutely a fair punch after being slapped early on.

And the Scottish couple getting destroyed for ransacking the corner store was gorgeous.
#1855
On 8/28/2024 at 9:41 PM, Homesickhorn said:


Absolutely a fair punch after being slapped early on.

Fake video if my Spanish is correct. Says it’s from a YouTube parody account

#1856
On 8/26/2024 at 2:30 PM, Storm the Field said:

Some good ones on Reddit today:

Guy delivers both a KO punch and a chokeout to his drunk neighbors mouthing off.

 

And this one is comedy gold. Some Scottish junkies getting comically knocked around. Stick around to the final 20 seconds for a hearty laugh.

 

Not sure who to root for in the first video.  Guy with glasses got rocked.  He was just standing there.  

#1858
11 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

He gave this girl so many chances.  

 

 

From the comments of this video

He/she harasses the wrong police officer.

 

  • 2 weeks later...
#1860

 

pic.twitter.com/6fuMiJDPRp

 

#1863

 

“Tonight will be the most electrifying combat sports event in the history of mankind and a love letter to the Mexican fighting spirit.” MMA fans at the Sphere:#UFCNoche https://t.co/Vg91EczxoE

 

#1865
On 9/14/2024 at 9:33 PM, tfoolry said:

 

pic.twitter.com/6fuMiJDPRp

 

Just a good ol' boys,
Never meanin' no harm,
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#1866
He hit the cigarette before hitting the attacker's dome. #2Hits #FAFO

 

#1870
4 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

I don't know man. The guy clearly didn't want to fight after the first jab. The aggressor clearly was trained or rough/mean as shit. just let it go after the guy clearly saw he was out classed. This world is going to shit and all of us are applauding its demise 

 

Now if the other guy did some dirty shit then I retract my statement 

#1871
16 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

The guy clearly didn't want to fight after the first jab.

he could’ve backed down completely but he didn’t.  

#1873
10 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

Now if the other guy did some dirty shit then I retract my statement 

Probably told him his BBQ sucked.

#1874
14 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

I don't know man. The guy clearly didn't want to fight after the first jab. The aggressor clearly was trained or rough/mean as shit. just let it go after the guy clearly saw he was out classed. This world is going to shit and all of us are applauding its demise 

 

Now if the other guy did some dirty shit then I retract my statement 

Aggressor is also lucky he didn’t catch a murder charge. Guy who got knocked out could easily have had his neck snapped or head cracked open on that little corner of the porch slab. 

#1875
23 minutes ago, nnm said:

Aggressor is also lucky he didn’t catch a murder charge. Guy who got knocked out could easily have had his neck snapped or head cracked open on that little corner of the porch slab. 

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you will see video of an incident that resulted in the death for which the prosecution will ask you to lock my client away for life. The video will not look good for my client. You'll see a smoker. You'll see my client. You'll see the decedent. You'll see a violent act. What you won't see, and I don't like to speak ill of the dead, but you won't see in the video what was in the smoker, but in the defense of my client I'll show you right now what the decedent had done to a poor helpless brisket!

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#1876
38 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you will see video of an incident that resulted in the death for which the prosecution will ask you to lock my client away for life. The video will not look good for my client. You'll see a smoker. You'll see my client. You'll see the decedent. You'll see a violent act. What you won't see, and I don't like to speak ill of the dead, but you won't see in the video what was in the smoker, but in the defense of my client I'll show you right now what the decedent had done to a poor helpless brisket!

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#1877
15 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

The aggressor clearly was trained 

Yep. Low hands, squared stance, and exaggerated backward lean are dead giveaways of a professional fighter. 

#1878
On 10/20/2024 at 2:29 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

does this broad think she is Ronda Rousey or something going for the arm bar? 

#1880
On 10/22/2024 at 7:38 AM, BrickHorn said:

Yep. Low hands, squared stance, and exaggerated backward lean are dead giveaways of a professional fighter. 

no shit everyone knows that

#1884
On 10/21/2024 at 6:05 PM, Steel Shank said:

“You want one? Get you one! (Bam!) Bitchass ni**a!”

That’s good stuff.

 

On 10/21/2024 at 6:39 PM, nineliveslost said:

I don't know man. The guy clearly didn't want to fight after the first jab. The aggressor clearly was trained or rough/mean as shit. just let it go after the guy clearly saw he was out classed. This world is going to shit and all of us are applauding its demise 

 

Now if the other guy did some dirty shit then I retract my statement 

 

On 10/21/2024 at 6:57 PM, futureman said:

he could’ve backed down completely but he didn’t.  

 

On 10/21/2024 at 7:05 PM, nineliveslost said:

the high road is rare these days 

He could have, "sit your bitch-ass down" but, didn't.

#1886

unfortunately you know damn well she was fired 2 mins later. 

thats one of those things that modern folks dont really understand.... this bullshit statement that violence never solves anything.

 

BULLSHIT, a righteous public ass whooping solves a lot of issues, not the least of which is showing the fucking public that we dont put up with bullshit around here. 

you acted the fool in 1930, you got your ass beat by 2 or 3 folks... and backed up by 5-10 bystanders telling the cop that billy bob deserved the ass kicking and everyone  walks away leaving him bleeding on the sidewalk. 

#1889
3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Don't start no shit, won't be no shit.

I hope that guest at least learned a lesson. (One that most people learn by about age 10)

 

#1894

I was at a client's site. Owner's daughter had her 5-year-old there. Noisy little shit, screaming and hollering, running in and out. I was walking down the hall to talk to owner, 5-year-old running up the hall, punched me, right in one of my favorite testicles. Hurt like motherfucker. I gave him a nougie with middle finger middle knuckle, and he ran screeching into Grampa's office, holding his wounded head... no blood, just a little red mark. Told grampa, "That man hit me on my head." Grampa asked him "What did you do to him?" Kid just sniffled and sobbed. I said, "Punched me in the nuts, Dave - sorry, just a reaction, gave him a knot on his head." Grampa picked him up, and told him...

"Joey, look at me. Joey, when you hit some people, some people hit back. Go play outside."

He did. We laughed.

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