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On 5/11/2025 at 3:44 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

Seat open, table 10. 

This was my exact thought.  Long enough back it could be her daughter.  Quite the downgrade from USC.

On 5/14/2025 at 10:58 AM, Kennythetiger said:

Chick at the end is clapping like the USC cheerleader. 

20 years ago, DANG.  I wonder what she looks like these days. 

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

20 years ago, DANG.  I wonder what she looks like these days. 

Took 1 minute to find.

 

 

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Yet another example of the guy barking the loudest, gets knocked tf out

She picked up the 304 split

 

 

Yeah, that's attempted murder, kid.  You're gonna be keeping it real for about 5 to 10.

I dont know if he got knocked the fuck out or not, probably staged, but i laughed.

 

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Saw that on twitter the other day.  His brother is an MMA fighter.

I love it when assholes who can't fight start shit with somebody smaller and get KTFO'd.  Makes my whole day.

7 hours ago, Mittens said:

Saw that on twitter the other day.  His brother is an MMA fighter.

Supposedly Dustin Poirier's cousin...

22 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Messed with the wrong dude

 

Some really nice bob and weave going on there!  He definitely knows what he is doing!

 

On 5/19/2025 at 2:13 PM, Steel Shank said:

I thought there were rules in bowling?

MARK IT ZERO!

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This is from 2023 so maybe posted before. 

What happens when a bodybuilder/fitness influencer fights a short fat guy that knows how to box? 

Fight starts at 0:49. Ktfo at 1:19.

 

 

On 6/7/2025 at 1:13 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

That is very satisfying. 

2 hours ago, nnm said:

That is very satisfying. 

Reminds me of when OJ was broadcasting a game in Buffalo and some player got KO'd. The trainers were hovering around him, and another talking head asked "OJ, you[ve been there on this very field... what are those guys saying to him?" 

OJ said, "They ask you what the score is, or who we playing,or what city we in. But it don't matter, 'cause your answer always the same." The guy said, "Really? What do you answer?" OJ said "You just say huuuhhhhh?"

Many of us can confirm that.

On 6/5/2025 at 12:11 AM, ajax said:

This is from 2023 so maybe posted before. 

What happens when a bodybuilder/fitness influencer fights a short fat guy that knows how to box? 

Fight starts at 0:49. Ktfo at 1:19.

 

 

Jason Kelce can throw hands!

 

 

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On 6/7/2025 at 2:13 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 


Fuck you guy who’s a head taller than me.


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You know what?! I fucking hate Payton Manning and the mother fucking colts. 

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Here comes a free safety blitz mother fucker.

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Oh no he stepped up in the pocket!

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Manning: Omaha!!!! 

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15 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Reminds me of when OJ was broadcasting a game in Buffalo and some player got KO'd. The trainers were hovering around him, and another talking head asked "OJ, you[ve been there on this very field... what are those guys saying to him?" 

OJ said, "They ask you what the score is, or who we playing,or what city we in. But it don't matter, 'cause your answer always the same." The guy said, "Really? What do you answer?" OJ said "You just say huuuhhhhh?"

Many of us can confirm that.

When I had a bad fall that knocked me out, ski patrol asked me what day it was, and I gave him a smart ass response: “I’m on vacation, who gives a shit what day it is”

Then I was woozy for the next 24 hours. It was not fun and probably why I have seizures now. 

coldirtybastard.com just wasted some time on my end. I'm sure this planet was always packed full of really fucking stupid people, but the advent of the cellphone camera really drives that reality home. 

3 hours ago, huge said:

light attempted murder?

Yeah, that video will be evidence. 

13 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

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He kept askin’ him, “You a man, N$#!#? You a man, N$#!#?”

Why yes, he’s a man with a chair upside your head.

 

 

On 6/19/2025 at 7:09 PM, futureman said:

 

that’s how you throw a left hook. 

Somebody will have to explain to him what happened. 

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again... 

drunk and stupid is no way to go through life....    skinny midget got his bull rung and he and his friend are now gonna go cry to mommy

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Note to self: challenging a former NHL player to a fight is not a good idea.
 

 

yelling "bang" as you are throwing weak-ass punches is pretty funny 

46 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

yelling "bang" as you are throwing weak-ass punches is pretty funny 

Seriously. There was no winner there.

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