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2 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

yelling "bang" as you are throwing weak-ass punches is pretty funny 

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2 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

Seriously. There was no winner there.

Ehhh not so sure. One guy got thrown into a pond, punched 5 times with not even an attempt to punch back, and then tossed approx 20 feet to the other side of the cart path. I vote for the guy making his own Batman onomatopoeia as he pummels the idiot.

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3 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

yelling "bang" as you are throwing weak-ass punches is pretty funny 

Those were not weak. Even if he wasn’t an NHL player, dude knew how to shorten the range and throw a punch. He did serious damage. 

Yea the dude’s legs were shaky after first round of punches. Looked like Thanos vs Lowell Galindo

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Confirmed NHL enforcer. In the game, that’s a fighter that occasionally plays hockey.


https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3548453/update-the-monster-who-beat-the-absolute-brakes-off-that-fella-on-the-golf-course-was-none-other-than-former-nhl-enforcer-nick-tarnasky

Nick Tarnasky played 245 games in the NHL. He racked up 297 career penalty minutes during that time. Like most enforcers, he did most of his damage in the AHL. He played 486 games in 9 seasons, and put up a staggering 881 penalty minutes in his career. His career +/- in the AHL was a -76. Moral of the story is that this fella was out one the ice to do one thing, and one thing only--beat the piss out of anybody wearing a different jersey than him. 

He wasn't a hockey player who fought occasionally. He was a fighter who sometimes managed to play ice hockey. He was bashing dudes skulls open while he was skating on a sheet of ice. Do you really think he was even going to break a sweat having to beat the shit out of some nerd while standing on foot?

 

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“Weak” punches…..

Watch Out Badass GIF
 

threw him in the lake,  pounded his face five times then rag dolled him 20 feet.  

dude was out on his feet.

Picking a fight when you’re giving 70 lbs and a foot in height while completely obliterated drunk is a bold strategy.
 

 

Short stack is eating pudding through a straw right now. Anytime somebody grabs hold of your shirt before the punches get thrown, you're in trouble. 

2 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Anytime somebody grabs hold of your shirt before the punches get thrown, you're in trouble.

probably a lot easier too when he’s not on skates.  that was light work for him. 

Better clip. Might be the greatest celebration of Canadian culture ever recorded. Those two boys were trollied by the 15th hole. 

 

 

Lakeboy should have yelled "I'VE GOT A LIGHTER... I WANT US TO DIE!!"  Worth a shot.

41 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Sounds like an episode of Shoresy.

You're about to get shit canned buddy!

This is fucking embarassing!

 

Off to a good start, buddy. 

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Off to a good start, buddy. 

Purple shirt guy killed it with the narration. The hockey player guy took it easy on him. Seemed like he was going like 70%, he knew he coulda really fucked that guy up if he wanted.

18 hours ago, Beer Drinker said:

Ehhh not so sure. One guy got thrown into a pond, punched 5 times with not even an attempt to punch back, and then tossed approx 20 feet to the other side of the cart path. I vote for the guy making his own Batman onomatopoeia as he pummels the idiot.

+rep for Batman onomatopoeia

16 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

From the comments

"One of the best episodes of Trailer Park Boys ever."

That was one of my first thoughts. I kept waiting for the drunk’s pot-bellied friend to take his shirt and pants off and tell the hockey guy to “frig off.”

In a way, the big dude hitting him with little baby taps and going "bang! bang!" was more embarrassing for the little guy than if he actually got punched. Cuz the big dude could have easily taken his head off.

That fight was hilarious, and this thread has some gems. Wait to until you get to the painting. 

 

19 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

I lost it when he took off his glove.

Exactly.  If you are going to hit something, leave the damn glove on.  

2 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Exactly.  If you are going to hit something, leave the damn glove on.  

He was just throwing down a gauntlet in a metaphorical sense.

 

Hockey guy could've ended him for real and chose to just toss him like a dwarf for about 20 feet. That was solid restraint. 

Short stuff is giving -

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I lost it when he took off his glove.
He was channeling his inner Stallone a la Over the Top. Removing the glove released his inner animal just like turning the baseball cap.
On 7/9/2025 at 10:46 AM, Pam Cummings said:

Purple shirt guy killed it with the narration. The hockey player guy took it easy on him. Seemed like he was going like 70%, he knew he coulda really fucked that guy up if he wanted.

But his hockey training of grabbing him by the shirt to pull him in, pop him so he goes flying back, only to pull him in again by his shirt was great.  It was like one of those paddleball games.

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16 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

He was channeling his inner Stallone a la Over the Top. Removing the glove released his inner animal just like turning the baseball cap.

Fuckin a

On 7/9/2025 at 10:17 PM, HenryJames said:

I lost it when he took off his glove.

Well, yeah, they always dropped the gloves in hockey fights.

he’s definitely canadian.  we’ve all been over-served before. 

seems like a decent guy sober. 

57 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Pretty solid apology

 

Should’ve owned being completely dominated and a paper tiger. 

On 7/9/2025 at 9:44 PM, butthurt said:

Canadians man, my favorite chirp.Screenshot_20250709_214222.thumb.jpg.3b4a992bfb41b65666e58fa33a816a3c.jpg

I didn't think Gordo played golf. Much, if at all.

Could have chosen a better way to spend his 3-week vacation. 

Don't fuck with a guy whose name on his shirt is Big Al
The best part is he puts his smoke in his mouth to commence the beat down. [emoji23]
On 7/19/2025 at 2:05 PM, PittsburghTiger said:

Don't fuck with a guy whose name on his shirt is Big Al

"I will show you sumthin if you want to act stupid." -- after he showed him something for acting stupid. 

On 7/19/2025 at 9:34 AM, MirrOlure said:

Does getting killed by being sucked into an MRI by your heavy chain necklace count as getting knocked the fuck out?

https://apple.news/Ah0FOv0lWQpKAmr5cBVqDiw

Sure, blame it on the chain. We all know MRI's are really portals to hell and they suck your soul from your body.  They just use the medical stuff as a coverup. 

I have to take valium for 2 days before I can do an MRI. I hate them. 

Whiz Kalifa- "Say On God"

Does that mean, confirm you are telling the truth?

Also what sort of establishment is this with the plexiglass and small hole and the customer gave him a $20 bill and got a $20 bill back along with something.

2 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

Whiz Kalifa- "Say On God"

Does that mean, confirm you are telling the truth?

Also what sort of establishment is this with the plexiglass and small hole and the customer gave him a $20 bill and got a $20 bill back along with something.

It means "I swear."  As in "I put that on God/my mamma/my granny/my dead baby." 

If someone says this to you, they are 100% lying. No question.

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