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Fighting in a stadium has to be the dumbest thing ever. Even if you somehow manage to "win" the fight you're going to end up hurt yourself, broken ankle, crushed cheekbone, whatever. There's just no way to keep your balance and then the seats get involved.

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On 9/21/2021 at 11:00 PM, Grade of D as in David said:

Dude dished out a 16 piece bucket, I was hoping he was walking back to get some fries to throw in his face to complete the family pack.

Know why he didn't throw down 17 hammer blows?

" 'Cause I gotta go check the motherfuckin' fries, that's why! "

6 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Derplicate.

...derp...

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4 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Sleeeeeeeeeeeeep.

And don't forget your shitty shirt when you wake up.

On 9/21/2021 at 7:10 PM, crash_davis said:

if you're going to cross the counter, have some conviction, especially against the other dude who's built like a brick house. it was all posture.

 

Damn that yellow shirt didn't fuck around one iota. Finish the order, place it on the counter, cave the intruder's skull to pieces. This is the one dude that could actually fight a bear and win. 

On 8/25/2021 at 1:15 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

 

I give mad respect to the urban gentleman who didnt start swinging until after

1. he had had a finger 1mm from his face

2. getting cussed out by said finger waiver

3. and then finally getting a full face slap-  where he reared up, realized he was about to hit a cunty woman who totally deserved it and he stopped.

4. until now her man decided this was the time to act tough and he got himself dealt with, ( after our man takes off his glasses), and the woman also got hit several very deserved times.

ginger gets all kinds of bonus points for not popping the girl who hit him and took it out on Collin... who was also bowing up.

very gentlemanly of him.

 

Did you guys miss DT where they blamed the homie?   Showed way more restraint then he needed to, legally speaking.  Fucking clowns need to do some ER shifts thinking letting a girl swipe at your face is a part of being a man.  Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.  

5 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

The thing is, he fucking warned him.  I mean, what more could he do?

5 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

0:33 really smooth back-in parking in the background.

10 hours ago, cattail said:

Few thing s to unpack here.  Cholas definitely got the best of that and unfortunately the really big girl got her ass kicked.  Second, the entire article was about the fight until the very end where they’re talking about the ihop fall menu?

12 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Damn that yellow shirt didn't fuck around one iota. Finish the order, place it on the counter, cave the intruder's skull to pieces. This is the one dude that could actually fight a bear and win. 

 

dude deserves a raise.

 

 

On 9/23/2021 at 11:53 PM, Hairy Biped said:

The thing is, he fucking warned him.  I mean, what more could he do?

Dude at 30 seconds parks like a champ.  Don’t see that anymore…

 

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Damn it!  SamLinWin

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On 9/23/2021 at 6:13 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

Coach handled this well.  drunk, not so much.  

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I’d love the backstory. I hope it was a dad unhappy with junior’s playing time in the rec league game that morning.

On 9/23/2021 at 6:13 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

Patrick Dempsey has fallen on hard times.

Fallen and he can't get up, amiright?

4 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Patrick Dempsey has fallen on hard times.

Fallen and he can't get up, amiright?

No one has asked yet, but why does he have gloves on?   He takes off his shirt but keeps the gloves on.  Unless it's winter time, who even has a pair of gloves randomly with them, much less wears them?

2 hours ago, ABSR said:

No one has asked yet, but why does he have gloves on?   He takes off his shirt but keeps the gloves on.  Unless it's winter time, who even has a pair of gloves randomly with them, much less wears them?

He was obviously heading to the gym, chest & arm day.

On 9/23/2021 at 6:13 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

Next week, on "Ted Lasso".

1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

Knocked out thread? Here you go.

 

 

Was expecting the child & swing to come back and hit him again on his way down. 

Vic.

"Leave my ladies alone!"

I like how that article referred to the white haired guy as those ho's "dad"

On 9/24/2021 at 4:49 PM, closetohumping said:

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That was a surprising amount of titty meat flopping around without a nipple ever making an appearance. Not that I'm complaining

On 9/24/2021 at 4:49 PM, closetohumping said:

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"Sorry, folks. We ran out of pancakes."

On 9/24/2021 at 4:49 PM, closetohumping said:

image.thumb.png.82ff54c4b1701f5d746ab6df6606d2bd.pngThe one in the orange can fight 

Seen hotter on campus at Waffle House.

Man, Jaylen Fisher fallen on some hard times since he left TCU.

Much respect to the smaller gentlemen for standing his ground.  

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

 

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Pants on the ground then face on the ground

Beetle's cousin has the full reach advantage of a non-Beetlejuiced individual, thus surprising the shirtless heroin addict.

11 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

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Dude trying to stop the fight reminds me of Tyrone Biggums. 
 

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cheaters on the field. not surprised the fans would follow suit. 

 

5 hours ago, futureman said:

cheaters on the field. not surprised the fans would follow suit. 

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Nighty night. Don’t let the bed bugs bite. 

 
 
 

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