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Why am I able to start a thread here? I thought this was where the high falutin' high rep assholes could only start posts. Someone must have lowered the bar by a lot.

Fuck your faces!!!!!!

1 hour ago, burntorangebongos said:

Why am I able to start a thread here? I thought this was where the high falutin' high rep assholes could only start posts. Someone must have lowered the bar by a lot.

Fuck your faces!!!!!!

Probably because of your burnt orange bongos.

2 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Why am I able to start a thread here? I thought this was where the high falutin' high rep assholes could only start posts. Someone must have lowered the bar by a lot.

Fuck your faces!!!!!!

 

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I think it says your rep has to be over 750. 

Bongo, your worst dreams have come true...you are one of the high fallutin assholes you resent.

Wait, this is the 750 and over table? I thought this was more like The Harvard Club. I’m out of here.

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everyone outside of this forum

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Wait, this is the 750 and over table? I thought this was more like The Harvard Club. I’m out of here.

This is Texas State level of admission requirements.

11 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Fuck your faces!!!!!!

we already have a thread for that

Oh so tree fiddy gets me in here?  Damn I’m rich.

I think I run shit here, but I'm not 100% sure. 

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The 750+ club....why does that sound like some kind of religious show...

On 6/4/2021 at 10:21 PM, Both Tacos said:

The 750+ club....why does that sound like some kind of religious show...

Or credit scores...

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Basically if you are an active not shit poster AKA Top Contributor you get to post here.

Wait - so no one should qualify?
On 5/14/2021 at 7:37 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

This is Texas State level of admission requirements.

It has since changed (a little), but when I went to KU the general study in-state entrance requirements were that you'd graduated high school.

That's it.  That's the whole list.

 

It has since changed (a little), but when I went to KU the general study in-state entrance requirements were that you'd graduated high school.
That's it.  That's the whole list.
 

Sounds like something a sooner would say.
On 7/14/2021 at 7:12 PM, Jkwellborn said:


Sounds like something a sooner would say.

Oh, I don't like it.

Random UT Friend: "Yeah, when I was on the 40 acres you only had to be top 10% in your class to get in...it's a little harder now.  What was it like at Kansas?"

Me: "On, you know, top ***COUGH***100%***COUGH*** of your class."

 

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I told my girlfriend about my concentrated rep here on Surly and she was so impressed she stripped me naked, gave me a blowjob and then got up and cooked me a steak and potatoes.  I knew this was going to turn out to be a great thing.

So how much did you pay your "girlfriend" to leave?

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On 3/8/2022 at 10:23 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I told my girlfriend about my concentrated rep here on Surly and she was so impressed she stripped me naked, gave me a blowjob and then got up and cooked me a steak and potatoes.  I knew this was going to turn out to be a great thing.

she does that for everyone, don't sweat it.

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