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And no, that’s not some kind of weird euphemism..wtf! Hope he doesn’t get drilled in the head 

 

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9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Why does it take three Pollocks to screw on a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, one to spin him and one banging your mom

What is the massage situation in Poland?

The olds over there have two pictures on their mantle Pope John Paul ll and Ronald Reagan.  Good for David, Krakow is crackin and the Polish Alps are great hiking. 

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Playing football with no endzone is certainly something. Good for Ash though. 

12 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

The olds over there have two pictures on their mantle Pope John Paul ll and Ronald Reagan. 

Poor Lech Wałęsa

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42 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

One to hold the bulb, one to spin him and one banging your mom

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That looks like a blast. Somewhere between elite high school football and Division...hell, Division 9 college football. He gets to be the stud on the field, minimize risk to his head, and play the game he loved but was forced out of.

I was a good sized lineman back in the day when 270 was big. My knees took me out of the game. If there'd been some miracle process to restore those poor joints in my 20s, I would have loved to give that level of football a shot. My size and sub 5.0 forty probably meant I would have fit in nicely. 

Take that same RomaVicta and put him on the field at DKR, I'm an undersized lineman or slow linebacker. CTJ, ScipioTex, and Sydney Carton would cuss me for getting a scholarship, and cuss me even more if I made it to the field, and probably cuss me as my horribly broken body was carted for a cursory look in the ER prior to placement in the morgue. I'd go the way of Francis Macomber, you can be sure.

Good for David Ash. It touched me when he ran onto the field in street clothes for senior day. I don't think they escaped his eyes, but his tears caught the light. I was taken from the game before I even got started on the varsity in high school. It made me unhappy. I can only guess at the magnification of that emotion if you're snatched from being the starting QB at Texas just as you're about to get really good.

Long post. Fuck it. I'm happy for the guy and actually happy to see guys playing football at that level. They're doing it for love of the game. Gotta be fun.

Godspeed, David Ash.

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

And no, that’s not some kind of weird euphemism..wtf! Hope he doesn’t get drilled in the head 

 

That extended throwing motion is still there lol 

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Why does it take three Pollocks to screw on a light bulb?

Cuz they're so durn stupid!!!

43 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

That looks like a blast. Somewhere between elite high school football and Division...hell, Division 9 college football. He gets to be the stud on the field, minimize risk to his head, and play the game he loved but was forced out of.

I was a good sized lineman back in the day when 270 was big. My knees took me out of the game. If there'd been some miracle process to restore those poor joints in my 20s, I would have loved to give that level of football a shot. My size and sub 5.0 forty probably meant I would have fit in nicely. 

Take that same RomaVicta and put him on the field at DKR, I'm an undersized lineman or slow linebacker. CTJ, ScipioTex, and Sydney Carton would cuss me for getting a scholarship, and cuss me even more if I made it to the field, and probably cuss me as my horribly broken body was carted for a cursory look in the ER prior to placement in the morgue. I'd go the way of Francis Macomber, you can be sure.

Good for David Ash. It touched me when he ran onto the field in street clothes for senior day. I don't think they escaped his eyes, but his tears caught the light. I was taken from the game before I even got started on the varsity in high school. It made me unhappy. I can only guess at the magnification of that emotion if you're snatched from being the starting QB at Texas just as you're about to get really good.

Long post. Fuck it. I'm happy for the guy and actually happy to see guys playing football at that level. They're doing it for love of the game. Gotta be fun.

Godspeed, David Ash.

I graduated from high school with a guy who went to Trinity Bible College in North Dakota which plays at something called the NCCAA level after dropping from DIII. He couldn't hack it there so he left to go play "professionally" all over Europe. It seemed like a fun time for him and now he lives here scamming people all day as a leader of an MLM. Living the American Dream.

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Why does it take three Pollocks to screw on a light bulb?

Two strong Pollocks have to move all the electrocuted Aggie corps corpses out of the way so a Pollock child can screw in the bulb.

 

(Compliments for the first answer. The mom reference was exquisite.)

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

One to hold the bulb, one to spin him and one banging your mom

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from downtown, nothing but net

this can't pay more than $50,000 a year.

7 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

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from downtown, nothing but net

 

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4 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

this can't pay more than 50,000 zlotys a year.

ftfy

2 hours ago, You don't know me said:

Are those highlights in slow motion?

Rookie mode. 

It's pretty cool that they have American football there.  Good for him I guess.  

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I was a good sized lineman back in the day when 270 was big. My knees took me out of the game. If there'd been some miracle process to restore those poor joints in my 20s, I would have loved to give that level of football a shot. My size and sub 5.0 forty probably meant I would have fit in nicely. 

 

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1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:

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from downtown, nothing but net

It was like dunking on a six year old, and he missed the easy layup of the Raising Arizona quote.

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

It was like dunking on a six year old, and he missed the easy layup of the Raising Arizona quote.

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I’ll defer to your ruling. 

When it comes to handling ‘yo momma’ shit you’re a damn near a sensei. 

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Why does it take three Pollocks to screw on a light bulb?

What does your mom and Polish hockey players have in common?

They swap out their pads after three periods.

4 hours ago, RGBIII said:

And no, that’s not some kind of weird euphemism..wtf! Hope he doesn’t get drilled in the head 

 

It looks like YAC's are illegal

14 minutes ago, maninblack said:

How'd you even find out about this?

He's a big Polska Liga Futbolu Amerykańskiego fan

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2 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

this can't pay more than $50,000 a year.

Probably true, but man, if you love the game and someone's paying you anything to play you do it.  Here in Sonoma we have (had?  Not sure if it will survive the pandemic) a minor, minor league Baseball team (Sonoma Stompers - http://www.stompersbaseball.com/).  It's actually a very fun and cheap night out.  A few have gone all the way into MLB teams.  Most just have a dream.  If I recall correctly, those guys make a few hundred bucks a month.  They get free meals on game nights, which is almost every night.  So there's that. 

1 minute ago, 27-25 said:

Probably true, but man, if you love the game and someone's paying you anything to play you do it.  Here in Sonoma we have (had?  Not sure if it will survive the pandemic) a minor, minor league Baseball team (Sonoma Stompers - http://www.stompersbaseball.com/).  It's actually a very fun and cheap night out.  A few have gone all the way into MLB teams.  Most just have a dream.  If I recall correctly, those guys make a few hundred bucks a month.  They get free meals on game nights, which is almost every night.  So there's that. 

i pay to play beer league softball so i understand that

2 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

this can't pay more than $50,000 a year.

A dollar goes a long way over there:

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6 hours ago, South Austin said:

Why does it take three Pollocks to screw on a light bulb?

Because they're all drunk and dripping paint everywhere?

2 hours ago, MajorMajor said:

Polack or polak is the preferred term, thank you

Ya. 
 

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This is actually an interesting situation for Ash. Those D Linemen look to be sub 6 foot and 250 at best. The sheer physics are against him taking a huge hit to the head. 

Also, I love that they are playing football on a soccer field in the second video. No hash marks, no yard markers. Just YOLO. 

when the team is down and needs to laugh, he tells stories of the time that he played for Charlie Strong.

6 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

That looks like a blast. Somewhere between elite high school football and Division...hell, Division 9 college football. He gets to be the stud on the field, minimize risk to his head, and play the game he loved but was forced out of.

I was a good sized lineman back in the day when 270 was big. My knees took me out of the game...

Long post. Fuck it. I'm happy for the guy and actually happy to see guys playing football at that level. They're doing it for love of the game. Gotta be fun.

Godspeed, David Ash.

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David's concussion rehab painting of 3 Pollocks screwing in a lightbulb:

Autumn Rhythm (Number 30), 1950 by Jackson Pollock

31 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

David's concussion rehab painting of 3 Pollocks screwing in a lightbulb:

Autumn Rhythm (Number 30), 1950 by Jackson Pollock

I think that's what his brain looks like after UNT. 

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