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The average football player gross salary in Poland is 69 328 zł ($18K) or an equivalent hourly rate of 33 zł ($8.80). In addition, they earn an average bonus of 1 747 zł ($470).

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49 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

The average football player gross salary in Poland is 69 328 zł ($18K) or an equivalent hourly rate of 33 zł ($8.80). In addition, they earn an average bonus of 1 747 zł ($470).

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Yeah i wasn't thinking anything near 50k

10 hours ago, South Austin said:

Why does it take three Pollocks to screw on a light bulb?

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David Ash goes to the eye doctor. The bottom line of the eye chart has the letters:
C Z Y N Q S T A S Z.
The Optometrist asks, "Can you read this?"
"Read it?" Ash replies, "He's on my team."

 

@immamaccan we sponsor his team? I would love to see a Surly Polish football team.

 

next step, we sign free agent Janny Manzielczyk to be Ash’s backup.

What does it take to be the smartest guy on a Polish football team?

Multiple head injuries. 

11 hours ago, RGBIII said:

One to hold the bulb, one to spin him and one banging your mom

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

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What did I do to offend you to the point you would send me a gif of a top ten worst moment of my life? I’m hurt

Just now, RGBIII said:

What did I do to offend you to the point you would send me a gif of a top ten worst moment of my life? I’m hurt

I was there. If I can take it you can too

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Just now, Sawbonz said:

I was there. If I can take it you can too

sad don't forget GIF by Hide The Pain Harold

16 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

If I can take it you can too

Things NowThis said.

On 5/14/2021 at 9:44 AM, SimonBolivar said:

I graduated from high school with a guy who went to Trinity Bible College in North Dakota which plays at something called the NCCAA level after dropping from DIII. He couldn't hack it there so he left to go play "professionally" all over Europe. It seemed like a fun time for him and now he lives here scamming people all day as a leader of an MLM. Living the American Dream.

 

15 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

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No overseas football stories but I played a few games for a baseball team in Preston, Lancashire. I took some pitcher from the Cumbria team deep and then retired. The English dudes on the team were dorks who'd failed at all their own sports, the two Canadians prioritized their hockey team, and the other American was a foul-mouthed chiropractor from Long Island. We went to away games in cramped little English cars and the trips with those dudes were miserable. 

Who else thinks we need a FIRE WARSAW METS HEAD COACH JACK HALE thread? 

18 hours ago, Deej said:

Things NowThis said.

But how does it take the length?

Things pronghorn said.

On 5/14/2021 at 4:10 PM, jimmyjazz said:

David's concussion rehab painting of 3 Pollocks screwing in a lightbulb:

Autumn Rhythm (Number 30), 1950 by Jackson Pollock

I'll find a few other places to rep you. That's just too funny and smart for a single point.

He already has a lot of experience playing against aggy, so it should be a smooth transition.

David would probably have been a lot richer and healthier and playing in the NFL right now if he had concentrated on punting like he probably should have.

On 5/14/2021 at 6:13 PM, Daichee Bell said:

 

@immamaccan we sponsor his team? I would love to see a Surly Polish football team.

$5k could probably get a shaggy Bevo emblem patch on the jersey, or whatever the best inside joke of the month is. 

4 hours ago, Stunns38 said:


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Team should be called the Meatheads, not the Mets. 

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$18k?  Did I read that right?  That’s only $4k per concussion.  David you health is worth more than that.  Daniel Bruhl Dancing GIF
 

The club scene will be rockin though. 

On 5/14/2021 at 9:13 AM, South Austin said:

It was like dunking on a six year old, and he missed the easy layup of the Raising Arizona quote.

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You can lead horses to water, but you can't make them watch good movies.

On 5/14/2021 at 4:10 PM, jimmyjazz said:

David's concussion rehab painting of 3 Pollocks screwing in a lightbulb:

Autumn Rhythm (Number 30), 1950 by Jackson Pollock

How did they all three get into the lightbulb?

9 hours ago, stork642 said:

$18k?  Did I read that right?  That’s only $4k per concussion.  David you health is worth more than that.  

David Ash has a BS in Communications and an MS in Finance from UT Austin.  I have to believe any finance gig will pay better than this.  Of course, few finance gigs allow you to knock the living hell out of someone.

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