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#601
1 hour ago, HRSchenker said:

Apparently Kurt isn't retiring. He's now the UT sports columnist for the Houston Chronicle. 

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  • You've posted that on multiple threads now. It's even funnier that you, for some reason, care about people talking about the guy who has been the lead columnist for the hometown newspaper for the last

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#602
1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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I am the walrus. 

Well fuck, I don't read anything Kurt has to say so I just assumed he was putting himself out to pasture 

  • 1 month later...
#605

FCB 

We’re joined by Michael Taaffe, who is sporting a fresh buzzcut. As is Quinn Ewers, who’s up next.

⬆ Wow what a collection of media folks ⬆

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#606
9 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

FCB 

We’re joined by Michael Taaffe, who is sporting a fresh buzzcut. As is Quinn Ewers, who’s up next.

⬆ Wow what a collection of media folks ⬆

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Golden looking like he straight up wearing a Bokeem Woodbine costume

#607
Veteran reporter @kbohls: Are you starting at cornerback?Veteran answerer of Kirk Bohls questions Jahdae Barron: I’m starting at linebacker.

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#608

HaHaHaHa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

There’s a rumor in Ann Arbor that Arch Manning’s father - Cooper Manning - may have arranged to have the #Texas #Longhorns’ flags flown in front of The Graduate hotel in the heart of the #Michigan #Wolverines’ campus. Folks at The Graduate aren’t saying.

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#609
8 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

HaHaHaHa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

There’s a rumor in Ann Arbor that Arch Manning’s father - Cooper Manning - may have arranged to have the #Texas #Longhorns’ flags flown in front of The Graduate hotel in the heart of the #Michigan #Wolverines’ campus. Folks at The Graduate aren’t saying.

 

 

They put the visitor flags for every game.

Thats what you get for posting a Chip Brown hack piece. 

  • 3 weeks later...
#611

Mack vs Manny gonna be interesting... 

10 thoughts on the Texas Longhorns, Mississippi State, Mack Brown and Manny Diaz reunited, Oklahoma's QB situation, the SEC and Lane Kiffin's dog, Juice, tweeting at Hawk Tuah Girl.https://t.co/1FkJ0B2uD2

 

#612

I gotta be honest, I didnt think Kirk was even capable of knowing who A. Hawk Tuah is... or B what Juice Kiffin is

  • 3 weeks later...
#613

FKB...   Awesome response by Sark 🤘 

I absolutely love our coach

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  • 2 months later...
#614

Chip Brown salty as the Dead Sea.

 

Despite Texas rushing for 292 yards against Clemson, going 1-of-4 on fourth down and having 16 running plays stuffed for 1 yard, zero yards or negative yards nearly proved costly for the #Longhorns in first round of the @CFBPlayoff. Things to clean up.https://t.co/crvQ2jSIkL

 

#615

Can't believe BD's back...

Don’t know how we’re separating bowl stats vs. playoff stats. But this was the fifth-highest rushing total for any postseason game in Texas history. Horns tallied 292 yards on the ground.

Now covering the Texas Longhorns for   @atozsportsnfl   

No subscription required. Once assembled stories at the @statesman 

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#616
21 minutes ago, Halohal said:

Chip Brown salty as the Dead Sea.

 

Despite Texas rushing for 292 yards against Clemson, going 1-of-4 on fourth down and having 16 running plays stuffed for 1 yard, zero yards or negative yards nearly proved costly for the #Longhorns in first round of the @CFBPlayoff. Things to clean up.https://t.co/crvQ2jSIkL

 

Sark is on to his shit.  Usually gives Chip terse and generic answers now.

#617
1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Sark is on to his shit.  Usually gives Chip terse and generic answers now.

Chip Brown is like the asshole dog walker who lets his Chihuahua shit on the neighbors front yard without picking it up.

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#619
1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Chip Brown is like the asshole dog walker who lets his Chihuahua shit on the neighbors front yard without picking it up.

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Hey, we have a chihuahua.  The problem is differentiating between the dog and the poo.

#620
26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Hey, we have a chihuahua.  The problem is differentiating between the dog and the poo.

So does my youngest son. 
Chico’s Taco Bell Halloween costume is prophetic.

 

 

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#621

Quote from FKB:

Said to Arizona State Coach:  "Is it hard not to think you had the best team today???"

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 FUCK YOU KIRK BOHLS!!!   🙄

 

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#624
25 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Quote from FKB:

Said to Arizona State Coach:  "Is it hard not to think you had the best team today???"

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 FUCK YOU KIRK BOHLS!!!   🙄

 

3min mark below...

 

Kurt is a fucking twat waffle.

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#626
On 1/1/2025 at 6:37 PM, LTtxfan said:

Quote from FKB:

Said to Arizona State Coach:  "Is it hard not to think you had the best team today???"

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 FUCK YOU KIRK BOHLS!!!   🙄

 

3min mark below...

 

He's at it again... KBohls always stirring up more shit  

Both receiver Ryan Wingo and offensive guard D.J. Campbell returned to practice Friday night after missing Thursday's Day 2 workout "for personal reasons."

 

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#627

Cross-posting -- Great CTJ post today on FCB

Full Ride on XM 84 this morning had Childers and Roy Philpott because Neuheisel was doing work for CBS in prep for the season. Apparently CBS will have a preview show on this weekend, so mental note there for anyone who needs another fix from Brian Jones, Neuheisel and the other guys they'll have on there chopping it up. 

Anyway, the first two hours of the show involved a ton of Texas discussion. They had resident shithead Chip Brown on and he immediately proceeds to tell them that Texas has no business being ranked #1. He runs down Manning as inexperienced and then recounts personnel losses.

Philpott: "Who would you have #1?"

Brown: "Clemson"

Philpott: "Clemson? Texas just beat them in a game that wasn't really close for most of the game. Why Clemson?"

Brown: "They return everybody and they've all gotten better. Klubnik is a stud and is the best QB in the country. Dabo is a championship coach. I just don't think Texas is ready."

How in the world is that shitty motherfucker still allowed credentials to this program? He's another one of these buffoons that are constantly negative about the program they cover. This is a guy who has written hit pieces designed to harm the program as a means, allegedly, of paying off gambling debt. He's never said an informed thing that any other writer or talking head couldn't have said better when talking to a national audience. It's despicable. 

The rest of their discussions that meandered in and out of Texas for 2025 were all positive. Hell, Joe Cook was on Off Campus yesterday and he did a fine job and sounded relatively informed. It's not that hard to just not be a fuck up. 

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#628

Brown.  Like diarrhea. Which is what comes out of his mouth.

Clemson?  Dabo hasn't used the portal, and Dabo's former advantage of cheating at a high level has gone away now that everybody can pay players.  Their senior class is generally a pre-NIL class, so if you look at their senior starters, they are good.  But no portal and the stellar recruiting of the championship teams is not there.  So much for Brown's "everybody's back" comment. 

Klubnik can be very good, but he has been erratic as well, which is one of the reasons they lost 4 games last year. Best QB in the country?  I'm not sure he is the best in the ACC.    Dabo doesn't have the assistants he had when they were winning championships, and they had more to do with championships than he did.  

Dabo is a good cheerleader however.  

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#629

Not sure how I feel about this

 

Do as this man says https://t.co/GMd6Q7MJ1i

 

#631
37 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Not sure how I feel about this

 

Do as this man says https://t.co/GMd6Q7MJ1i

 

@immamaci hope you took a good long shower with scalding hot water after posting this.

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#634
2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

@immamaci hope you took a good long shower with scalding hot water after posting this.

I saw chip stop by the tailgate before the San Jose game. Imma can't be responsible for what's man does after they've seen his meat.

#637
56 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Hating someone used to mean something around here….

 

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#641
1 hour ago, Deej said:

Have we gotten an RSVP from Ketch?

Might as well invite Carl, while we're at it.

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#642
On 8/12/2025 at 9:19 PM, LTtxfan said:

Philpott: "Who would you have #1?"

Brown: "Clemson"

Philpott: "Clemson? Texas just beat them in a game that wasn't really close for most of the game. Why Clemson?"

Brown: "They return everybody and they've all gotten better. Klubnik is a stud and is the best QB in the country. Dabo is a championship coach. I just don't think Texas is ready."

What is Clemson now? 1-3?

#644
4 hours ago, AnotherLawyer said:

What is Clemson now? 1-3?

Call the police 'cause Clemson was robbed. 

#645
On 9/25/2025 at 4:23 PM, JesusSweatDuck said:

Not sure how I feel about this

 

Do as this man says https://t.co/GMd6Q7MJ1i

 

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#646
On 9/25/2025 at 2:23 PM, JesusSweatDuck said:

Not sure how I feel about this

 

Do as this man says https://t.co/GMd6Q7MJ1i

 

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