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On 6/6/2018 at 8:37 PM, RowdyVic said:

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This needs reposting...

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  • Love this Classic from @TreatyOak.

  • You've posted that on multiple threads now. It's even funnier that you, for some reason, care about people talking about the guy who has been the lead columnist for the hometown newspaper for the last

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Bumped for Chip’s latest bullshit on Calvin Anderson. 

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

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That marriage has quite the spark...

I would like to officially start a banner fund. Chip Brown needs to go. I’m so tired of his anti-Texas narratives hit pieces and questions. 

How much do we need? 

I think of Brett McMurphy just now reiterating that in 40+ years, he has never revealed or compromised a source at any time, for any reason.  Sure it's just sports reporting, but I like that kind of integrity.  That the guy sticks to the truth and holds himself to a higher standard, even when nobody is listening.  

Then I think of Chip Brown.  Guy ran with a story about Dodds sleeping with an Asst./Assoc. AD because the bottom-level source agreed it was true when Chip asked him about it as they were exchanging key-bumps at a nearby watering hole.  

23 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Then I think of Chip Brown.  Guy ran with a story about Dodds sleeping with an Asst./Assoc. AD because the bottom-level source agreed it was true when Chip asked him about it as they were exchanging key-bumps at a nearby watering hole. digging keys out a fishbowl.

Fixed.

49 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I would like to officially start a banner fund. Chip Brown needs to go. I’m so tired of his anti-Texas narratives hit pieces and questions. 

How much do we need? 

Thanks for asking. As far I can best determine, a sky banner flight costs roughly $450.00. That's $350, plus a $100 "set-up" fee. Also, you then need to create a banner which would probably cost in the neighborhood of $350. We may be able to get the banner printed for less, since this qualifies as public service.  

https://www.flysigns.com/aerial-advertising-campaigns.php

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As it turns out, skywriting is considerably more expensive,  with flights averaging around $3,500! It is a really powerful medium, as our brave Navy aviators recently demonstrated. Sadly, they got in a heap of trouble from the humorless bureaucrat types who ruin everything remotely fun. 

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On 3/26/2018 at 3:36 PM, Laxtonto said:

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FUCK HIS CLOWN ASS..... FCB

Aye... The people's like Chip:

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CJK5H  or  CBK5H  just doesn't have the same ring

In all seriousness, eat a dick cowchip

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On 9/10/2018 at 8:19 PM, Stunns38 said:

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Wtf, lulz

 

That's quite an interesting business profile of the dentist...

I think of Brett McMurphy just now reiterating that in 40+ years, he has never revealed or compromised a source at any time, for any reason.  Sure it's just sports reporting, but I like that kind of integrity.  That the guy sticks to the truth and holds himself to a higher standard, even when nobody is listening.  
Then I think of Chip Brown.  Guy ran with a story about Dodds sleeping with an Asst./Assoc. AD because the bottom-level source agreed it was true when Chip asked him about it as they were exchanging key-bumps at a nearby watering hole.  
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RRSO?

Round
Rock
Suck
Off?
I briefly dated a girl from RR so this hits close to home.
On 8/11/2018 at 4:43 PM, TreatyOak said:

Thanks for asking. As far I can best determine, a sky banner flight costs roughly $450.00. That's $350, plus a $100 "set-up" fee. Also, you then need to create a banner which would probably cost in the neighborhood of $350. We may be able to get the banner printed for less, since this qualifies as public service.  

https://www.flysigns.com/aerial-advertising-campaigns.php

FU_CHIP_BROWN.jpg

As it turns out, skywriting is considerably more expensive,  with flights averaging around $3,500! It is a really powerful medium, as our brave Navy aviators recently demonstrated. Sadly, they got in a heap of trouble from the humorless bureaucrat types who ruin everything remotely fun. 

Navy_Raunchy_Skywriting_1217a.jpg  

I still think that looks like the Arby's hat.  Incredible flight skills though.  

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Eat shit Chip. We won't ever forget. 

  • 4 weeks later...

Summa y'all headed to Sugar Bowl need to get together in bars and at the game and see if you can get a chant started FCB! FCB! FCB!

Gonna confuse your fellow patrons, thinking it's SEC! SEC! SEC! - gotta have some signs to hold up to correct those confusados. Should be at least one talking head smirking if y'all can get it going.

On 12/22/2018 at 9:01 PM, EverywhereMan said:

I believe it is known. But please....

Fuck.
Chip.
Brown.

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19 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Summa y'all headed to Sugar Bowl need to get together in bars and at the game and see if you can get a chant started FCB! FCB! FCB!

Gonna confuse your fellow patrons, thinking it's SEC! SEC! SEC! - gotta have some signs to hold up to correct those confusados. Should be at least one talking head smirking if y'all can get it going.

On the sign at Sugar Bowl include Surly & FCB...

  • 4 weeks later...
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Chip strikes again with his premature report on Casey Thompson staying.

LOL @ Chip's reply

Let's see if Casey is on campus by Sunday. I'm told Casey was upset he didn't get to tell the coaches who were recruiting him about his decision before it got out. Just a little patience here ...

1 hour ago, taybo20 said:

Fuck this guy. I wish he would just go away

You don't want to listen to a series of grating "uhh's" on the radio every morning?

2 hours ago, Noah Fence said:

Hey Chip, Fuck you.

Seconded.

On 7/14/2018 at 9:50 AM, Bigbend1812 said:

FCB.  

Quoted for good measure.   Fuck you, Chip!  Fuck you.  Fuck you.  FCB.

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Surly Horns FCB Year in Review

Thanks to the good work of our intrepid posters, we've had a great kick-off campaign, as evidenced by this morning's FCB search results.

However, I dream for the day when our hard work dominates the first page of ANY Chip Brown Google search. Regardless, my thanks and congrats go to all of my brothers for your perseverance and fighting spirit. KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE! FCB! ( I do quite admire the "Fish and Chips tonight? Fuck that, we want goldfish," meme.)

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Chip Brown, fuck him.

3 hours ago, Zavala said:

Chip Brown, fuck him.

Yes. Yes, by all means, but with somebody else's dick.

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Bump. Too damn long since anyone said it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fuck. Chip. Brown.

 

 

On 7/2/2019 at 7:31 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

Carly Rae Jepson couldn't have done it better. 

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At least she has a nice ass.

As opposed to Chip, who IS an ass.

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