Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

On 7/2/2019 at 7:45 PM, Machinator said:

 

^^^^ How can a guy who supposedly was a good tennis player throw like this??

"Brown grew up in Kalamazoo, Mi., where he was a decorated junior tennis player and won a state championship at Loy Norrix High School. Brown attended SMU, where he attempted to play tennis for the top-ranked Mustangs but soon realized his future was in covering sports, not competing in them any longer."

giphy.gif

                               WTF ???

 

 FCB.......FCB.......FCB.......FCB.......FCB.......FCB 

  • Replies 646
  • Views 92k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Love this Classic from @TreatyOak.

  • You've posted that on multiple threads now. It's even funnier that you, for some reason, care about people talking about the guy who has been the lead columnist for the hometown newspaper for the last

Posted Images

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

At least she has a nice ass.

As opposed to Chip, who IS an ass.

Welp, we agree on part of it. Looks a little flat in the bun, to me. But, young and taut, looks like all over, yep.

Prolly needs some work on that wrist machine, though, and that motion can't be doing her shoulder any good. Skip the wrist machine and just drive 200 ten-penny nails a day into some oak board, flush. 

  • 1 month later...
  • Author

This fucking regard thought it would be appropriate to ask Tom about taking the LSU job.

Fuck you, Chip.

"coach how close were you to taking the job at LSU?"

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DIPSHITS PROBLEM?

Just now, Machinator said:

This fucking regard thought it would be appropriate to ask Tom about taking the LSU job.

Fuck you, Chip.

Lol just barely beat me. Fucking machine.

  • Author
6 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

how did Tom answer? hopefully, FYCB.

 

Chip Brown, ladies and gentlemen, asking the tough questions that no one else will ask because they're stupid and irrelevant questions.

17 hours ago, Machinator said:

This fucking regard thought it would be appropriate to ask Tom about taking the LSU job.

Fuck you, Chip.

FUCK COWCHIP...

247 folks on his ass earlier today about asking Herman the stupid question regarding LSU job, and also CowChip posting wrong final score in his article reviewing the La Tech game.

Here's CowChip's response:

"Herman and I laughed about my LSU question after the presser. He knows I'm working on a story about how close it came for him and the Tigers. The story is going out tonight. That's why I didn't wait until Monday. No worries."

 FCB...FCB...FCB...FCB...FCB...FCB...FCB...FCB...

Clearly BS.  He could have just asked the question after the cameras were off if he typically had any interaction with Herman after the PCs.  His explanations for his terrible journalism are always self serving bs. 

dick question in a post game presser 

Edited by tx 3 putt

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

FUCK COWCHIP...

247 folks on his ass earlier today about asking Herman the stupid question regarding LSU job, and also CowChip posting wrong final score in his article reviewing the La Tech game.

Here's CowChip's response:

"Herman and I laughed about my LSU question after the presser. He knows I'm working on a story about how close it came for him and the Tigers. The story is going out tonight. That's why I didn't wait until Monday. No worries."

 FCB...FCB...FCB...FCB...FCB...FCB...FCB...FCB...

“Yeah it was a douchey question but you have to understand, it was for my own benefit.”

13 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

FUCK COWCHIP...  247 folks on his ass earlier today about asking Herman the stupid question regarding LSU job

Here's CowChip's response:  "Herman and I laughed about my LSU question after the presser. He knows I'm working on a story about how close it came for him and the Tigers. The story is going out tonight. That's why I didn't wait until Monday. No worries."

 FCB...FCB...FCB...FCB...FCB...FCB...FCB...FCB...

Here's FCB's stupid story...

https://247sports.com/college/texas/LongFormArticle/Texas-Longhorns-football-Tom-Herman-LSU-Ed-Orgeron--135089645/  

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

I won’t paste the story in entirety because copyright etc, but he basically rambles about nothing for the most part. He does bring up the anonymously but “multiple” sourced claims that both LSU and Texas talked to Herman about hiring him before Strong lost to Kansas, and LSU agreed to Herman’s demands before we did. When we came through, he chose us. CS obliged by losing and hence being fired. Demands included locker room, weight room, drug policy, social media autonomy, preferred walk-in admissions.

  • 2 weeks later...
  • 2 months later...

FU_CHIP_BROWN.jpg

 

 
·3h
The contract numbers being mentioned for Harrell are incorrect. He’s still firmly in play. I don’t normally post like this but the times are changing.
 

Still...  FCB

 

 

Edited by LTtxfan

Wait just a damn minute...

I'm starting to think that "Chip Brown" is the internet version of the movies' Allen Smithee.

 

Fuck You "smu prick chip brown" !!

FCB:  "One source said Harrell told Herman late last week that he’s going to stay at USC. But I couldn’t confirm that, so we didn’t report it. But in the last two days, I’ve heard more information from those connected to Harrell that would lead me to believe Herman is going to have to focus his offensive coordinator search elsewhere. Obviously, things can change in a heartbeat in situations like this because of, well, counter offers (or even a last-minute, private plane flight with the school president to Tulsa — just kidding!!)."

Edited by LTtxfan

11 minutes ago, General Specific said:

What day is it? Thursday! FCB!

FCB-Tower.gif

Such a tool. Can't stand how he sounds like he's talking with his teeth in the bite position... And lay off the fast / slow speech.

  • 2 months later...

What a coincidence, Ric Flair and Chip have the same coke habit.  

HaHaHaHa... FCB!! 

 

Edited by LTtxfan

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

HaHaHaHa... FCB!! 

 

Yearly bonus from the Duke brothers?

1 hour ago, 66BUFF said:

Yearly bonus from the Duke brothers?

giphy.gif 

 

giphy.gif

I don't get the "No Gun, No Mask" comment.  Or is that come kinda code from Chip Brown?  

8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I don't get the "No Gun, No Mask" comment.  Or is that come kinda code from Chip Brown?  

He's stealing money but is doing so legally.  Thus, no gun or mask is required.

Ah, gotcha.  Thought it was some kinda veiled drug reference given Chip's proclivities.  

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

As opposed to us firing him and still paying him... $3.4 million?

Breaking news: Chip Brown is still a douchebag after all these years.

Chip is to Texas what Taylor Hamm was to the aggy, he's a pathetic excuse of a journalist. I completely disregard 247 because they employ that douche canoe. In the Charlie Strong/Tom Herman era he's been bitter and inaccurate, he likely lost his source and any credibility he had when Mack moved on and his source was purged from the university. Everyone hates Kirk Bohls because he's essentially a heel, but at least he's not a vile piece of shit like Chip is.

Mack brown now has the #4 class in 2021 by stockpiling 8 4star players. 

 

Hold on to Sally's cookies...

On 3/5/2020 at 2:41 AM, Chad said:

Chip is to Texas what Taylor Hamm was to the aggy, he's a pathetic excuse of a journalist. I completely disregard 247 because they employ that douche canoe. In the Charlie Strong/Tom Herman era he's been bitter and inaccurate, he likely lost his source and any credibility he had when Mack moved on and his source was purged from the university. Everyone hates Kirk Bohls because he's essentially a heel, but at least he's not a vile piece of shit like Chip is.

Nope. Taylor Hamm was a complete shill for aggy.  Chip Brown tries to stir up shit.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.