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FCB just put a Monkey Curse on himself... 

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FCB:  "While the rest of the world was chuckling at Texas’ expense about Danielle Thomas’ emotional support monkey, Gia, allegedly biting a child on Halloween, the result of that incident took Texas special teams coordinator Jeff Banks, a former punter at Washington State, out of the running for the head-coaching job at his alma mater, according to sources."

THX for this quote @Hookem2147

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  • You've posted that on multiple threads now. It's even funnier that you, for some reason, care about people talking about the guy who has been the lead columnist for the hometown newspaper for the last

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3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

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FCB just put a Monkey Curse on himself... 

THX for this quote @Hookem2147

so I take it that Banks is gone at the end of the season to take over Wazzu..  Hmm wonder if Samples can coach TEs?

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On 3/25/2018 at 1:54 PM, Machinator said:

If anyone needs a refresher on how this asshole undermines our program - originally written by our benevolent dictator:

I'm not sure why Chip felt the need to do a hit piece on UT the day before signing day but he did. Not only did it get corrected, it cost us at least one recruit.
These paragraphs were later removed to due a threat of a lawsuit from the Buechele's:
 

According to sources, Buechele’s parents aren’t crazy about the way Herman is running the program - even thinking Shane would be better off playing baseball. According to sources, Steve Buechele has told other parents of players the way the coaches are coming down so hard on the players with everything from constantly having to pass hydration tests to cleaning the weight room at 4:30 am as punishment to eating burnt breakfasts for being on the losing team at practice, he doesn’t think players are enjoying the game they love - especially when the team is 6-6. 

According to sources, Steve Buechele, a bench coach with the Texas Rangers, has told other parents UT coaches are running the program harder and with less feeling than the Rangers run spring training - adding the Rangers get paid, while UT football players don’t.

The rest of the article stunk of sour grapes from a disgruntled parent or two.

Nik Bonitto, a OLB prospect out of Florida showed up from nowhere this week, getting multiple people predicting he'd end up at Texas. Later that day Chip's piece came out, OU coaches showed it to him, and now he's likely to sign with OU.

So Chip, you can go $#@! yourself. The timing of this was not an accident, and your article about Orlando going to SMU was complete bull$#@! as well and designed to hurt the program.

I encourage all UT fans to cancel their 24/7 subscriptions, and please inform any of your friends or family who subscribe there about this and encourage them to cancel as well. It's one thing to vote for Reggie Bush for Heisman, but another to actively torpedo the program. Congrats Chip, you're the UT Taylor Hamm.

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as if you needed more evidence Brown is a complete shill for some people, here's some of his greatest hits:
https://www.goodbullhunting.com/2014...t-hits-twitter

 

Nik Bonitto, a OLB prospect out of Florida showed up from nowhere this week, getting multiple people predicting he'd end up at Texas. Later that day Chip's piece came out, OU coaches showed it to him, and now he's likely to sign with OU.

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Opt out and headed to NFL Draft...

 

Well since Bonitto is gone, FCB now wants to make sure that Ewers does not come to TEXAS either.

Today's behind a paywall article FCB's headline:  

 "Morning Brew: Could Texas be looking to bring in more than one transfer quarterback?"   

Just remember don't ever trust FUCK CHIP BROWN... 

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FUCK CHIP BROWN:

"Charles Thompson, who played quarterback at Oklahoma, said he's thankful to Sarkisian for giving Casey a chance to start at quarterback for the Longhorns. But Thompson added for Sarkisian "to say the job was 'open' after a guy starts 10 games and leads the Big 12 in passing touchdowns and breaks some school records while playing hurt in his first year as a starter, it just felt like there was no one in Casey's corner.

"Casey got his degree from the University of Texas, and he's proud of that. He had great experiences there and has no ill feelings toward Texas and wishes the Longhorns well." 

https://247sports.com/college/texas/Article/Texas-Longhorns-football-Casey-Thompson-enters-NCAA-transfer-portal-Steve-Sarkisian-Quinn-Ewers-Maalik-Murphy-178641182/

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Holy shit...  FCB got married  (talks about it at beginning of this podcast )

Sounds spur of the moment -- was in Vegas and was helicopter'd into Grand Canyon for ceremony... 😂😂😂

 

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Holy shit...  FCB got married  (talks about it at beginning of this podcast  [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23])
 

What is the poor bastard’s name?

NTTAWWT


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Wasn't he married with children before?  

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Wasn't he married with children before?  

Definitely has a son that started his freshman year at Colorado State this fall. 

I have never seen the blonde girl talk, just seen still photos, but when she talks on the podcast, I always picture the dark-haired girl from ESPN that breaks down the college playoff rankings.

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Apparently he didn’t go there to play money. 

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Notice FUCK BRIAN DAVIS retweeting a fuckin' aggy

 

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Call it a hunch, but I bet more recruits like the money idea more than those who don’t. 

38 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Adding to this thread --  FBD

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Cross-post...

Chris Beard callin" FUCK BRIAN DAVIS OUT...  FBD callin' the fan base a "Wine and Cheese Crowd"

starts around 14:38 mark       (Thx @JackBurton )

 

 

Unbelievable...      FUCK CHIP BROWN !!!!!

 

 

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1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Unbelievable...      FUCK CHIP BROWN !!!!!

 

 

Hahahaha 

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2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Unbelievable...      FUCK CHIP BROWN !!!!!

 

 

I fucking love Chris Beard though. He doesn't tolerate dumb shit and calls out these regarded "journalists" 

46 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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Voting for Reggie Bush over VY?

 

 

not acceptable, you worthless fuck

Makes me wonder what kind of agreements are in place with scholarship players.  Do they HAVE to do media sessions?  I know the coaches are obligated.  Plus with NIL at what point do the players say “hey chip/bohl/whoever, if you want to interview me it’s gonna cost you”

FCB trying to get on Gare's goodside... KISSASS

Morning Brew: Job posting sheds some light on what Gary Patterson could be doing at Texas

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Sources close to the situation told Horns247 Patterson met Friday with Texas coach Steve Sarkisian and the UT coaching staff, toured the Longhorns’ football complex in the south end of DKR and had a productive, positive meeting.

Patterson, who turns 62 on Feb. 13, was the head coach at TCU for 21 years with a record of 181-79, winning six conference championships, before being let go when the Horned Frogs fell to 3-5 following a loss to Kansas State on Oct. 30. TCU finished the 2021 season 5-7 and hired SMU coach Sonny Dykes to replace Patterson.

Patterson has long been considered one of the best defensive minds in college football and knows Texas defensive coordinator Pete Kwiatkowski from their days competing against each other when TCU was in the Mountain West and Kwiatkowski was at Boise State under Chris Petersen. Kwiatkowski was the defensive line coach at Boise State when the Broncos defeated TCU 17-10 in the Fiesta Bowl capping the 2009 season, when the Horned Frogs finished 12-1.

Patterson, however, brings more to the Texas football program than expertise on defense or how to scout Big 12 opponents. Patterson has an excellent working knowledge of how the Texas program works, including booster involvement, thanks to his wife, Kelsey, who worked for former UT athletic director DeLoss Dodds when she was a student at Texas.

Kelsey then went on to work for Lincoln Properties, a highly successful real estate company run by Texas booster Bill Duval.

Gary Patterson also still has a close relationship with Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte, who served as Patterson’s athletic director at TCU from 2009-17. That stretch included a 13-0 season in 2010 (capped by a Rose Bowl win over Wisconsin), two 12-1 seasons as well as the Horned Frogs transition to the Big 12 in 2012.

In other words, depending on how the Sarkisian-Patterson relationship develops, Patterson could serve as a quasi-general manager for Sarkisian in assisting with athletic department matters, booster relations and much more than just football.

According to source who knows Patterson well, Patterson “is excited about helping Texas and Steve Sarkisian any way he can.”

 

 

On 1/1/2022 at 7:42 PM, T-shirt Sip said:

I fucking hate FCB. Sark needs to deal with him like Beard does. 

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5 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I'm so confused.

Sexually?

33 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

No. Project much?

Haha. Well said. 

 

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On 1/11/2022 at 1:16 PM, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Posting here as Dennis Dodd belongs in Chip Brown category...

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Aggy at 5?

 

lol

On 12/6/2021 at 3:51 PM, LTtxfan said:

Nik Bonitto, a OLB prospect out of Florida showed up from nowhere this week, getting multiple people predicting he'd end up at Texas. Later that day Chip's piece came out, OU coaches showed it to him, and now he's likely to sign with OU.

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Opt out and headed to NFL Draft...

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

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punchable face thread somewhere over there.

I dont watch soccer much, but when I do, I cheer for Barcelona. 

 

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2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

 

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1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

 

Can you spoiler that shit (literally and figuratively)?

You know the other site is the scat site. Not this one.

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😂😂😂😂😂😂   FCB   😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

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