May 14, 20214 yr 5 minutes ago, HenryJames said: And who are all you fucktards who think you could beat an elephant? who are the low-self-esteem motherfuckers who think they'd lose to a rat?
May 17, 20214 yr On 5/14/2021 at 10:31 AM, SwanderedTalent said: who are the low-self-esteem motherfuckers who think they'd lose to a rat? The ones that already have.
May 19, 20214 yr Good majority of people on hereare scared shitless of everything from a bull snake to tarantulas. The self-professed badassery is bringing the LOlz on both threads. Buncha folks on here would shit their pants if truly threatened.
May 19, 20214 yr For sure an armadillo. I think I’ll eventually get the better of everything in the turtle family.
May 19, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said: For sure an armadillo. I think I’ll eventually get the better of everything in the turtle family.
May 20, 20214 yr 11 hours ago, slorch said: The self-professed badassery is bringing the LOlz on both threads. chimps are like four feet tall. I’d destroy a chimp. same with those bitchass lightweight boxers. what does floyd mayweather weigh, like 140 pounds? I’d beat the shit out of him.
May 20, 20214 yr I once had a fight to the death with a giant space octopus. The invertebrate won ... but barely. Later, as I was feasting on a tentacle, I arrived at the conclusion that it hadn't been worth it--the meat was too chewy and sucker marks take weeks to go away.
May 20, 20214 yr 11 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said: For sure an armadillo. I think I’ll eventually get the better of everything in the turtle family. But nope
May 20, 20214 yr I had to bash a lot of rats as a kid (cleaning out a pit full of spilled grain). Not quite Charlie Kelly levels, but I remain undefeated against vermin.
May 26, 20214 yr This fucker was trying to get in my attic and I called him out to meet me in my back yard. He bowed up and I just kicked him over the fence into my neighbors pool.The last thing I told him, before I literally kicked his ass, was to go tell all his rat friends to stay the fuck out of my yard. Stupid fancy tailed rat...
May 26, 20214 yr I think I would max out at about a goat. Not a regular one. Like a mini one, one of those pygmies of unspecified heritage and sexual orientation. If it's confused about some things that gives me a better shot.
May 26, 20214 yr chimps are like four feet tall. I’d destroy a chimp.They’d say, “What a great fight! Was it worth the loss of your scrotum? “
May 26, 20214 yr 7 hours ago, Mileslong said: This fucker was trying to get in my attic and I called him out to meet me in my back yard. He bowed up and I just kicked him over the fence into my neighbors pool. The last thing I told him, before I literally kicked his ass, was to go tell all his rat friends to stay the fuck out of my yard. Stupid fancy tailed rat...
May 26, 20214 yr On 5/19/2021 at 11:12 PM, futureman said: chimps are like four feet tall. I’d destroy a chimp. same with those bitchass lightweight boxers. what does floyd mayweather weigh, like 140 pounds? I’d beat the shit out of him. Yeah, I had that attitude about boxing/boxers right up through Greek week at SWT in 1975. I was boxing as a GDI and breezed through my first two bouts with little problem. The third one? I had a hard time not bursting out laughing when I saw my opponent. Thin, pasty little bastard with thick horned rim glasses. Although we were both about the same weight, he was was soft and flabby, no muscle tone at all. Well, that little pale, flabby bastard burned me up in short order. It was like he had 10 arms and 18 fists..... never tried to box again.
May 26, 20214 yr I have a friend that would only eat meat from animals that he felt he could actually catch and kill with his hands. It was some ethical thing. So he basically just ate chicken. Edited May 26, 20214 yr by dingleberryswitzer
June 1, 20214 yr I’m convinced I could kill a wolf (one wolf not a pack) with my bare hands, if there was a body of water around. not one of those big ducking timberwolves or anything but like an 80 pound southern type wolf. I think I could kill a coyote on dry land. Edited June 1, 20214 yr by Wulaw Horn
June 7, 20214 yr I think you're all kidding yourselves. There is a reason man invented weapons and fire - basically to protect themselves from anything bigger than a chipmunk. A pissed off chimpanzee would destroy every one of you, ( I mean "us"). Edited June 7, 20214 yr by DoobieWah And lest you forget, pussy is undefeated.
June 8, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, FlaBuff said: Bitchass goldfish better know it’s place or it will know these hands. I just picked up a little gold fish flopping around. Twitchy as fuck
June 8, 20214 yr On 6/7/2021 at 4:07 PM, DoobieWah said: There is a reason man invented weapons and fire Because there was no such thing as fire before we invented it.
June 9, 20214 yr I could beat the shit out of a wolf. It’s an aggressive golden retriever, I’d give that mother fucker a stone cold stunner and it wouldn’t know what hit it Edited June 9, 20214 yr by RGBIII
June 10, 20214 yr On 6/9/2021 at 4:31 AM, RGBIII said: I could beat the shit out of a wolf. It’s an aggressive golden retriever, I’d give that mother fucker a stone cold stunner and it wouldn’t know what hit it was that triple H or razor ramon? dude sold the hell out of that stunner
June 11, 20214 yr On 5/20/2021 at 7:30 AM, Al_4_ISU said: I had to bash a lot of rats as a kid (cleaning out a pit full of spilled grain). Not quite Charlie Kelly levels, but I remain undefeated against vermin. GO!! Australia needs you!
June 11, 20214 yr On 6/10/2021 at 4:09 AM, 52-80 said: was that triple H or razor ramon? dude sold the hell out of that stunner Spoiler Spoiler
June 11, 20214 yr On 6/8/2021 at 9:31 PM, RGBIII said: I could beat the shit out of a wolf. It’s an aggressive golden retriever, I’d give that mother fucker a stone cold stunner and it wouldn’t know what hit it On 6/10/2021 at 6:09 AM, 52-80 said: was that triple H or razor ramon? dude sold the hell out of that stunner 2 hours ago, closetohumping said: was that triple H or razor ramon? dude sold the hell out of that stunner It doesn't matter who sold the hell out of that stunner.
June 11, 20214 yr I don't fuck around with the squirrels in my backyard. Matter of fact, I feed those motherfuckers regularly. Edited June 11, 20214 yr by Davis Lane
June 11, 20214 yr I killed gophers by any means necessary when I was a kid...baseball bat, foot stomp, twist they little heads off. The county paid $.25 per striped gopher and $.50 per flicker tail. Killing flicker tails was more than twice as hard because I couldn't haul enough water in my wagon to flush out even one of those fuckers from their extensive burrows. I had one striped gopher try to scurry back down another hole, and I grabbed it by the tail which completely skinned it from the bone. I drowned it out of that hole and threaded the skin and fur back on the skeleton just so I wouldn't lose that $.25. Nowadays, kids can't even put a condom on a gotdam cucumber without a PE teacher. Gopher hunting was an art form, however brutal. It was the mid-to-late 60s, so I should have coined the term Gophercong. Edited June 11, 20214 yr by ImissWallyPryor
June 11, 20214 yr 28 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said: I killed gophers by any means necessary when I was a kid...baseball bat, foot stomp, twist they little heads off. The county paid $.25 per striped gopher and $.50 per flicker tail. Killing flicker tails was more than twice as hard because I couldn't haul enough water in my wagon to flush out even one of those fuckers from their extensive burrows. I had one striped gopher try to scurry back down another hole, and I grabbed it by the tail which completely skinned it from the bone. I drowned it out of that hole and threaded the skin and fur back on the skeleton just so I wouldn't lose that $.25. Nowadays, kids can't even put a condom on a gotdam cucumber without a PE teacher. Gopher hunting was an art form, however brutal. It was the mid-to-late 60s, so I should have coined the term Gophercong.
June 11, 20214 yr I could take most smaller and weaker humans, especially the ones that are completely unskilled in fighting and/or are unaware that I am about to attack them.
June 11, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said: I killed gophers by any means necessary when I was a kid...baseball bat, foot stomp, twist they little heads off. The county paid $.25 per striped gopher and $.50 per flicker tail. Killing flicker tails was more than twice as hard because I couldn't haul enough water in my wagon to flush out even one of those fuckers from their extensive burrows. I had one striped gopher try to scurry back down another hole, and I grabbed it by the tail which completely skinned it from the bone. I drowned it out of that hole and threaded the skin and fur back on the skeleton just so I wouldn't lose that $.25. Nowadays, kids can't even put a condom on a gotdam cucumber without a PE teacher. Gopher hunting was an art form, however brutal. It was the mid-to-late 60s, so I should have coined the term Gophercong. Fucking brutal. I had to check if that was copy pasta. Tell us more of your people's gopher jihad.
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