May 14, 20214 yr I suppose that "medium sized dog" can mean a lot of things, but each data point above that on this graphic suggests that we are a very dumb species overall. I would pay a lot of money to watch overconfident morons get taken apart by chimps. Would probably eventually solve a lot of our nation's problems in the process, too. Link to full article: https://today.yougov.com/topics/lifestyle/articles-reports/2021/05/13/lions-and-tigers-and-bears-what-animal-would-win-f Edited May 20, 20214 yr by Prepuce of Doom Which thread will win in a fight?
May 14, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said: I would pay a lot of money to watch overconfident morons get taken apart by chimps. that's basically MMA
May 14, 20214 yr House cat. You might get lucky and fuck it up, but most likely, it will scratch and bite the fuck out of you and run away, leaving you a bleeding mess. Which I think counts as victory for the cat. /undefeated
May 14, 20214 yr with the cat you gotta plan on kicking it to death. i don't know how i'd fight an eagle. what's a medium sized dog, a corgie or a pit? big difference between the two.
May 14, 20214 yr 39% are afraid to fight a goose. If it were legal, I'd hunt them bare handed. Geese are vermin.
May 14, 20214 yr 32 minutes ago, HenryJames said: that kangaroo could cave in that guy's rib cage with a kick from those hind legs. You wouldn't happen to have the rest of that gif would you?
May 14, 20214 yr Author 3 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said: that kangaroo could cave in that guy's rib cage with a kick from those hind legs. You wouldn't happen to have the rest of that gif would you? The only reason that dude's entrails aren't hanging off a nearby tree is that the kangaroo showed him mercy.
May 14, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said: is this an anything goes fight? is biting allowed? so you're willing to fight a chimpanzee but only if you're allowed to bite him, is that it?
May 14, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, SwanderedTalent said: so you're willing to fight a chimpanzee but only if you're allowed to bite him, is that it? im feeling a little better about my chances if he isnt allowed to bite but i can!
May 14, 20214 yr Author 9 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said: is this an anything goes fight? is biting allowed? cause maybe? LOL Kumite - fight until death or deconstruction. But a chimp could de-limb you without using its teeth. Edited May 14, 20214 yr by Prepuce of Doom
May 14, 20214 yr 33 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said: that kangaroo could cave in that guy's rib cage with a kick from those hind legs. You wouldn't happen to have the rest of that gif would you? the guy doesn't get hurt. after the punch he just walks off and the roo doesn't do anything.
May 14, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Kumite - fight until death or deconstruction. But a chimp could de-limb you without using its teeth. i dont know... i just read that chimps on average are about 1.5x as strong as an average man. im feeling like im a little stronger than average plus with my wits, fighting style, and all around good hygiene, i might stand a chance!
May 14, 20214 yr 10 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said: im feeling a little better about my chances if he isnt allowed to bite but i can! Good luck!
May 14, 20214 yr 10 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said: im feeling a little better about my chances if he isnt allowed to bite but i can! Yeah, that's cool, no biting. He'll rip off your testicles. Those damn, dirty, apes fight dirty.
May 14, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said: Yeah, that's cool, no biting. He'll rip off your testicles. Those damn, dirty, apes fight dirty. i mean he has testicles too right?
May 14, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said: Good luck! that looks like an above average chimp. i would rather try my luck with a below average one, thank you.
May 14, 20214 yr The fact that there is anyone who thinks they could take on a grizzly, lion elephant or alligator is comedy.
May 14, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Sbbruin said: The fact that there is anyone who thinks they could take on a grizzly, lion elephant or alligator is comedy. people wrestle alligators so that's not as unbelievable. an elephant though??
May 14, 20214 yr 22 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said: im feeling like im a little stronger than average plus with my wits it's a draw
May 14, 20214 yr Author "Eagle" is frustratingly overbroad, but a harpy eagle could fly off with your head if it wanted to.
May 14, 20214 yr 28 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said: i dont know... i just read that chimps on average are about 1.5x as strong as an average man. im feeling like im a little stronger than average plus with my wits, fighting style, and all around good hygiene, i might stand a chance!
May 14, 20214 yr The fact that there is anyone who thinks they could take on a grizzly, lion elephant or alligator is comedy.what the fuck is a lion elephant?
May 14, 20214 yr Popular Post 24 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said: 59 minutes ago, Sbbruin said: The fact that there is anyone who thinks they could take on a grizzly, lion elephant or alligator is comedy. what the fuck is a lion elephant? The Gorillaphant's cousin
May 14, 20214 yr Popular Post 31 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said: 1 hour ago, Sbbruin said: The fact that there is anyone who thinks they could take on a grizzly, lion elephant or alligator is comedy. what the fuck is a lion elephant? An elephant that doesn't tell the truth
May 14, 20214 yr There's not a lemur that exists whose ass I couldn't whip. I'd be king of fucking Madagascar, for sure.
May 14, 20214 yr 17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: There's not a lemur that exists whose ass I couldn't whip. I'd be king of fucking Madagascar, for sure. but how many could you whip at one time? 10? 100? push yourself!
May 14, 20214 yr When Larry Allen played for the Cowboys a favorite topic of conversation on the Ticket was could he beat a chimpanzee in a fight. Most hosts leaned to no. I'd say if confidence is low in a man this size then confidence for all men should be low Edited May 14, 20214 yr by Surly Bevo
May 14, 20214 yr It would also depend on how the fight is considered "over." Obviously if one party is dead, that's a clear victory. I would be horribly maimed by most of those, but probably still alive. Many people seemed confident about the Eagle and I don't know the percent is that high. They're much larger up close than most people realize......but yeah a grown man can easily wrestle the body down while being pummeled by the wings. But the hard part about the eagle to me are the talons and the beak. I count two talons (each with four 'stabby things') and one beak. And I've only got two hands. During the wrestling, One of those three weapons is gonna make its way to my head and do some serious damage. I get the feeling the simulation is pushing out these polls as part of "Phase 2"
May 14, 20214 yr "Eagle" is frustratingly overbroad, but a harpy eagle could fly off with your head if it wanted to. Some dumbfuck on Nextdoor swore one of these was in our neighborhood recently.
May 14, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said: I suppose that "medium sized dog" can mean a lot of things, but each data point above that on this graphic suggests that we are a very dumb species overall. I would pay a lot of money to watch overconfident morons get taken apart by chimps. Would probably eventually solve a lot of our nation's problems in the process, too. Link to full article: https://today.yougov.com/topics/lifestyle/articles-reports/2021/05/13/lions-and-tigers-and-bears-what-animal-would-win-f Only 76% say they could take a rat? WTF?
May 14, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said: "Eagle" is frustratingly overbroad, but a harpy eagle could fly off with your head if it wanted to. Holy shit, I have never heard of or seen one of those teradactyl motherf-ers.
May 14, 20214 yr 30 minutes ago, 52-80 said: id fuck up a goose something fierce As long as you do it behind closed doors. Oh, I misread your comment.
May 14, 20214 yr the swans at the local beach always gives my puppy the hiss and the evil eyes. if those motherfuckers want to get rowdy i wouldnt hesitate to stomp their ass to the ground
May 14, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Longhorn94 said: i dont know... i just read that chimps on average are about 1.5x as strong as an average man. im feeling like im a little stronger than average plus with my wits, fighting style, and all around good hygiene, i might stand a chance! I'd just use my chain belt karate quart of blood move on him.
May 14, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Sbbruin said: I'd just use my chain belt karate quart of blood move on him. Gustavo Fring early years
May 14, 20214 yr Author 16 minutes ago, 52-80 said: the swans at the local beach always gives my puppy the hiss and the evil eyes. if those motherfuckers want to get rowdy i wouldnt hesitate to stomp their ass to the ground My grandfather retired to the mountains of North Carolina and had a small lake in his backyard. He fed generations of trumpeter swans for 20+ years until one especially protective/aggressive male swan kicked his ass for no apparent reason. My grandfather was in his late 80s (maybe even early 90s?) at the time, but he was as healthy and fit as anyone could be at that age. Buster the Swan just wailed on him with its wings and left an entire side of his body badly bruised from his ankle up past his hips and almost to his belly button. He came really close to shooting it but ultimately opted to just stop feeding them instead. Still, I think that any long-necked bird would be pretty easy to eventually dispatch by anyone with opposable thumbs.
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