February 6, 20232 yr On 1/19/2023 at 9:17 AM, closetohumping said: Imo. Most men couldn’t handle a pit bull On 1/19/2023 at 6:16 PM, Nivek said: They aren't men then. IMO. I'm going to repeat what I said earlier re: German Shepherds -- it's pretty clear that a lot of you have never seen a big dog really try to hurt something. You're not "handling" either of those dogs. You're getting dragged to the ground and mauled to death. And did someone upthread actually say that whether it's a black bear or a grizzly makes a difference? I mean, sure, it makes a difference in how many seconds it takes that thing to beat you to death with your own arm, maybe. I love this thread. 4 stars and will read again.
February 6, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, Superhero said: Probably did it so he wouldn't get drafted. Uh, son...there ain't no more draft. -Well I wish you woulda told me that before I fought the Camel, asshole!
February 6, 20232 yr 24 minutes ago, TexArcher said: I'm going to repeat what I said earlier re: German Shepherds -- it's pretty clear that a lot of you have never seen a big dog really try to hurt something. You're not "handling" either of those dogs. You're getting dragged to the ground and mauled to death. And did someone upthread actually say that whether it's a black bear or a grizzly makes a difference? I mean, sure, it makes a difference in how many seconds it takes that thing to beat you to death with your own arm, maybe. I love this thread. 4 stars and will read again. And yet, there is a story posted up about a man killing a mountain lion with his bare hands, another killing a wolf with his bare hands, dude punting a coyote. A fucking German Shepard isn't dragging a 170 lb sack of meat let alone one resisting. And once the dog commits to an attack, the man will get his hands on the dog and then have his options.
February 6, 20232 yr If you kick a chimpanzee in the nuts would it hurt him? Because I think that might be my only strategy. And I’d have to be quick because his arms are probably longer than my legs.
February 6, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, TexArcher said: I'm going to repeat what I said earlier re: German Shepherds -- it's pretty clear that a lot of you have never seen a big dog really try to hurt something. You're not "handling" either of those dogs. You're getting dragged to the ground and mauled to death. And did someone upthread actually say that whether it's a black bear or a grizzly makes a difference? I mean, sure, it makes a difference in how many seconds it takes that thing to beat you to death with your own arm, maybe. I love this thread. 4 stars and will read again. I missed it for a while and came back to the idea of choking out an ostrich. A small one is 7 feet tall (a big one is 9) and they weigh as much as an NFL defensive end. They run 45 mph and their legs end in massive claws. If your hands are around its neck, it’s going to literally kick out your guts. I wouldn’t fight Nick Bosa, I’m damn sure not gonna bet on myself against a Nick Bosa-sized dinosaur.
February 10, 20232 yr On 2/6/2023 at 8:04 AM, 956 Worldwide said: If your hands are around its neck, it’s going to literally kick out your guts. Not if you’re on its back.
February 10, 20232 yr Author Few things are as satisfying as bouncing off of one dude's head and down onto another's in Joust.
February 12, 20232 yr some interesting call outs: Thai jockey that weighed 210 pounds? pitt had never shown aggression pitts can be jealous? who names their pitt nazi(another link) They’re not gonna put the pitt down I would not count a victory over a pitt as automatic https://nextshark.com/thai-man-dies-saving-mother-pet-pit-bull-attack?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR0_7AZdwLhylYWYsT8A-eBHuOVZOoBWVq1o-MaRsmwAoTyXN_W11cSseZM&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#Echobox=1676077921 Edited February 12, 20232 yr by closetohumping
February 12, 20232 yr On 2/6/2023 at 5:37 AM, TexArcher said: I'm going to repeat what I said earlier re: German Shepherds -- it's pretty clear that a lot of you have never seen a big dog really try to hurt something. You're not "handling" either of those dogs. You're getting dragged to the ground and mauled to death. And did someone upthread actually say that whether it's a black bear or a grizzly makes a difference? I mean, sure, it makes a difference in how many seconds it takes that thing to beat you to death with your own arm, maybe. I love this thread. 4 stars and will read again. I’m with you. Most men would lose to a pit or gsd 5 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said: The Pitt had never shown aggression? Bullshit. I actually don’t think it’s bs. Those things can just snap
February 12, 20232 yr 14 minutes ago, closetohumping said: I’m with you. Most men would lose to a pit or gsd I actually don’t think it’s bs. Those things can just snap
February 14, 20232 yr On 2/6/2023 at 6:08 AM, YGIFS said: Uh, son...there ain't no more draft. -Well I wish you woulda told me that before I fought the Camel, asshole! Okay, fine. He did it so he wouldn't get mobilized.
February 14, 20232 yr On 2/5/2023 at 9:53 PM, 956 Worldwide said: You cannot beat up a camel: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/furious-camel-bites-tramples-man-29027309 Quote An angry camel lashed out and killed a man at a children's holiday camp in Russia after it was struck in the face. Hey kids, want to go to a holiday camp and be traumatized for the rest of your life? Also, we need a new hashtag #RussiaMan. Like #FloridaMan but with more vodka. Edited February 14, 20232 yr by Superhero
February 14, 20232 yr 8 hours ago, Superhero said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/furious-camel-bites-tramples-man-29027309 Hey kids, want to go to a holiday camp and be traumatized for the rest of your life? Also, we need a new hashtag #RussiaMan. Like #FloridaMan but with more vodka. Your link buried the lede. Embedded in the article: This comes as in Hong Kong, a pig killed a butcher after being stunned at a slaughterhouse - before waking up and lashing out. The city's police say the 61-year-old, who worked at the Sheung Shui Slaughterhouse near the country's border with mainland China, sustained a wound from a 15-inch meat cleaver after the writhing pig knocked him to the ground. The butcher had just shot the pig with an electric stun gun when it regained consciousness and toppled him over.
February 16, 20232 yr Kevin killed by Cock!https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-killed-aggressive-pet-rooster-29226369
February 17, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, General Specific said: Kevin killed by Cock!https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-killed-aggressive-pet-rooster-29226369 I recently returned from a month in French Polynesia. The one thing that was just about everywhere I went were roosters. Thank God I am an early riser because those things were loud as heck every morning around 5am. Even though it is illegal there for them to be bred to fight, I was told by a longtime resident that authorities will often look the other way still when it comes to that. They are on the 1000 dollar (roughly equivalent to our 10) bill if I remember correctly. I brought a 500 and 1000 back and they are on one of them.
February 18, 20232 yr I missed it for a while and came back to the idea of choking out an ostrich. A small one is 7 feet tall (a big one is 9) and they weigh as much as an NFL defensive end. They run 45 mph and their legs end in massive claws. If your hands are around its neck, it’s going to literally kick out your guts. I wouldn’t fight Nick Bosa, I’m damn sure not gonna bet on myself against a Nick Bosa-sized dinosaur. Over 99% of the earth’s species are extinct. Everything that’s left is a fucking g and in most cases an unarmed man is losing to anything over about 35 lbs.
February 21, 20232 yr And yet, there is a story posted up about a man killing a mountain lion with his bare hands, another killing a wolf with his bare hands, dude punting a coyote. A fucking German Shepard isn't dragging a 170 lb sack of meat let alone one resisting. And once the dog commits to an attack, the man will get his hands on the dog and then have his options. Yea, seems impossible
February 21, 20232 yr Yea, seems impossible I wore one of these suits once for a guy training Belgian Mals for security, smaller than a German shepherd, l thought the same thing, I could handle the dog easy, I am 6”3 250 and I was very much wrong, the strength is terrifying, and without the suit my arm would of been shredded and probably broken.
February 21, 20232 yr 28 minutes ago, BrickTop said: I wore one of these suits once for a guy training Belgian Mals for security, smaller than a German shepherd, l thought the same thing, I could handle the dog easy, I am 6”3 250 and I was very much wrong, the strength is terrifying, and without the suit my arm would of been shredded and probably broken. Those are beautiful dogs.
February 22, 20232 yr On 2/20/2023 at 7:10 PM, BrickTop said: Yea, seems impossible Do you mean padded suits which cut down on mobility and stability, and with a person not actively trying to harm a dog, is set up to make the dog look fierce and powerful? Edited February 22, 20232 yr by Nivek
March 13, 20232 yr Well this certainly answers the age-old question from Zebras, "God, am I white with black stripes? Or black with white stripes?" God: "You are absolutely white to the core. With some black striping." Zebra: "But how do know Lord?" God: "If you were black with white stripes...that cop woulda shot the shit outta you when he arrived on scene."
March 14, 20232 yr I’ve seen zebras in the wild, and they seem to be pretty docile creatures whose sole purpose in life is to avoid getting eaten by a predator. Was the owner an aggy making unwanted advances on the zebra?
March 18, 20232 yr How I envision Kevin dispatching a Grizzly, armed with nothing but a knife and his superior intellect.
March 18, 20232 yr Nope. You drop down from a tree and stab that fucker right in the base of the skull.
March 18, 20232 yr On 3/14/2023 at 9:47 AM, conVINCEd said: I’ve seen zebras in the wild, and they seem to be pretty docile creatures whose sole purpose in life is to avoid getting eaten by a predator. Was the owner an aggy making unwanted advances on the zebra? Worse. An Ohioan.
March 19, 20232 yr On 3/13/2023 at 12:29 PM, HenryJames said: The guy only owned the zebra for for one night, according to the headline. Talk about bad luck.
March 21, 20232 yr wife looks like she's got a pretty cute butt. A monkey butt always sees another butt from afar.
March 24, 20232 yr Do you mean padded suits which cut down on mobility and stability, and with a person not actively trying to harm a dog, is set up to make the dog look fierce and powerful? Yes padded suits that prevent the dog from breaking your bones and tearing your flesh.
March 25, 20232 yr Watched a show about military dogs. 9/10 that dog’s going to win a fight! You get one of those Belgian Malinois coming at you full speed and you’ve got a millisecond to get in a damaging kick or other first shot before it’s on you and they’re trained to evade your attempt to fight it. If you miss with your first try you’re screwed. Pretty good chance it knocks you down and then you’re really in trouble. If the fight lasts long and you’re lucky it’ll leave you with enough muscle and sinew that they’ll be able to save your arm, but how many guys are going to be able to effectively continue to fight while having a quarter of their limbs or more being shredded? I also learned that all military dogs are NCO’s and outrank their handlers.
March 25, 20232 yr 20 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said: I also learned that all military dogs are NCO’s and outrank their handlers. very aggy
March 25, 20232 yr 17 hours ago, BrickTop said: Yes padded suits that prevent the dog from breaking your bones and tearing your flesh. I think these two guys said it better than me: Quote
March 27, 20232 yr On 3/25/2023 at 7:26 AM, GoPokes83 said: Watched a show about military dogs. 9/10 that dog’s going to win a fight! You get one of those Belgian Malinois coming at you full speed and you’ve got a millisecond to get in a damaging kick or other first shot before it’s on you and they’re trained to evade your attempt to fight it. If you miss with your first try you’re screwed. Pretty good chance it knocks you down and then you’re really in trouble. If the fight lasts long and you’re lucky it’ll leave you with enough muscle and sinew that they’ll be able to save your arm, but how many guys are going to be able to effectively continue to fight while having a quarter of their limbs or more being shredded? I also learned that all military dogs are NCO’s and outrank their handlers. It would have to be a fatal kick. Idk how well versed Kevins are at kicking agrressive dogs. I'm telling you a pit bull would fuck most of us up.
March 27, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, closetohumping said: It would have to be a fatal kick. Idk how well versed Kevins are at kicking agrressive dogs. I'm telling you a pit bull would fuck most of us up. I’d fuck that pit bull up.
March 29, 20232 yr So this brings up the question...... Who wins in a match between a pit bull and a chimp ? My money is on the chimp.
March 29, 20232 yr Man, that’s a good one. I’d take the dog. I’m wagering on a suffocating throat grip.
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