October 20, 20232 yr 31 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said: Darth Gator. How the hell you gonna chose Garth Gator when Gator Vader is right there staring you in the face?
October 21, 20232 yr On 7/27/2023 at 9:46 PM, Superhero said: I would run away from a 200 lb cougar. 110 lb cougar? Bring. It. On. On 7/27/2023 at 9:46 PM, Superhero said: I would run away from a 200 lb cougar. 110 lb cougar? Bring. It. On. you're no Vic Mackey
October 21, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Gil Bang said: you're no Vic Mackey No Siree. I like ‘em with BMI < 35.
October 27, 20232 yr That chimp doesn't even lift, bruh. (Their muscles are also stronger, ounce for ounce, than a human's.)
October 28, 20232 yr 54 minutes ago, nnm said: terrible take-down defense against a single-leg attack
November 8, 20232 yr Author 1 hour ago, nnm said: Yeah, Kevin would totally hold his own in this little family spat. The kid in front wanted blood!
November 30, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, 52-80 said: Baboons are something else My dad was a veterinarian and ran the vet program at a zoo for a few years. This exact thing happened to him when an assistant was supposed to tranquilize a baboon for some kind of procedure. Either the shot didn't happen or it was too low a dose. Either way, the baboon attacked my dad when he went into its cage and it ripped a huge chunk of his hair out and took a big bite out of his leg, as well. I can't recall all the details as I was about 4/5 at the time.
November 30, 20232 yr Many years ago, we went on safari in Kenya. Stayed at this "Ecolodge" that was just across a river from the preserve. The rooms were just permanent tents. To get to the bar or restaurant, you had to walk outside. Baboons would come into area and fuck shit up. The rules were: 1. Never leave anything outside your tent. It would be gone in seconds, stolen by a baboon. 2. If you wanted to walk somewhere (to the bar, your car, whatever) at night, you turned on a light, and a guy with a spear would come to escort you to protect you from the baboons. None of the locals or natives were concerned about leopards, cheetahs, lions, hippos. They stayed away from anyplace with humans. Baboons however, did not GAF, and would fuck you up if you tried to scare them off, or whatever.
November 30, 20232 yr 10 hours ago, 52-80 said: Baboons are something else Definition of FAFO. Why did he let the baboon get that close to him?
November 30, 20232 yr Just now, Superhero said: Definition of FAFO. Why did he let the baboon get that close to him? Probably had no choice. Baboons gonna baboon. Prob wished it was a capuchin though
December 13, 20232 yr On 11/30/2023 at 10:20 AM, High Plains Drifter said: Many years ago, we went on safari in Kenya. Stayed at this "Ecolodge" that was just across a river from the preserve. The rooms were just permanent tents. To get to the bar or restaurant, you had to walk outside. Baboons would come into area and fuck shit up. The rules were: 1. Never leave anything outside your tent. It would be gone in seconds, stolen by a baboon. 2. If you wanted to walk somewhere (to the bar, your car, whatever) at night, you turned on a light, and a guy with a spear would come to escort you to protect you from the baboons. None of the locals or natives were concerned about leopards, cheetahs, lions, hippos. They stayed away from anyplace with humans. Baboons however, did not GAF, and would fuck you up if you tried to scare them off, or whatever. Sounds like a nice, relaxing vacation. I need to check into that.
December 19, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said: That’s very much like the Rocky/Apollo beach scene, when you can see Carl Weathers obviously running about 1/4 speed so slow-ass Sly could actually beat him. Put an anchovy on the target and that seahawk is smokin’ RG3.
December 20, 20232 yr Author 1 minute ago, Baboontyme said: Ok why can't I see the baboon video? You missed it because you're operating on baboon time?
December 20, 20232 yr I know This dude Randy we call him Fuck Monkey because he got rape by a zeta in the GoRee Unit
December 20, 20232 yr sometime he will come over when my boys are getting tore down and He does K and stares at your Penes
December 20, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, CHAD BRISCOE said: I know This dude Randy we call him Fuck Monkey because he got rape by a zeta in the GoRee Unit Is that a bad thing? https://www.instagram.com/texaszta/?hl=en
December 21, 20232 yr On 10/28/2023 at 11:13 AM, nnm said: panda gave up his back. Kevin should’ve done the rear nekkid choke
December 21, 20232 yr On 11/30/2023 at 10:20 AM, High Plains Drifter said: Many years ago, we went on safari in Kenya. Stayed at this "Ecolodge" that was just across a river from the preserve. The rooms were just permanent tents. To get to the bar or restaurant, you had to walk outside. Baboons would come into area and fuck shit up. The rules were: 1. Never leave anything outside your tent. It would be gone in seconds, stolen by a baboon. 2. If you wanted to walk somewhere (to the bar, your car, whatever) at night, you turned on a light, and a guy with a spear would come to escort you to protect you from the baboons. None of the locals or natives were concerned about leopards, cheetahs, lions, hippos. They stayed away from anyplace with humans. Baboons however, did not GAF, and would fuck you up if you tried to scare them off, or whatever. What did you do the next vacation, charter a boat out of a port in Somalia?
December 21, 20232 yr On 11/8/2023 at 2:10 PM, nnm said: Yeah, Kevin would totally hold his own in this little family spat. That would be the best zoo visit since watching the rhinos fuck in Denver.
December 21, 20232 yr That would be the best zoo visit since watching the rhinos fuck in Denver.You really are a weirdo.
December 21, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Nivek said: You really are a weirdo. Have you ever seen rhinos fuck? It is amazing. And hilarious.
December 23, 20232 yr On 12/20/2023 at 11:24 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said: What did you do the next vacation, charter a boat out of a port in Somalia? some good fishing off the horn of africa
January 10, 20241 yr 50 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said: I don’t think that’s a honey badger. Honey Badger dont care
January 10, 20241 yr 58 minutes ago, huge said: Honey Badger dont care They could take down a couple of gazelles and zebras with half the hassle. Juice ain’t worth the squeeze.
January 17, 20241 yr Author Stoffel is a fucking character. There's an even longer video out there somewhere that really details just how incorrigible he is.
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