January 18, 20241 yr I’d like to think the Siberian Tiger’s name is Kevin, as he demonstrates his dominance over the lesser creatures. Edited January 18, 20241 yr by nnm
January 30, 20241 yr On 1/17/2024 at 3:01 PM, nnm said: Not only do honey badgers give no fs, they also are smarter than Kevin. maybe just let the damn thing go.
January 30, 20241 yr 22 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said: maybe just let the damn thing go. I know how Stoffel gets out, I'm curious as to how they get him back in.
January 30, 20241 yr 7 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said: I know how Stoffel gets out, I'm curious as to how they get him back in. I think he’s getting out of his little pen. Still trapped in the larger enclosure.
January 30, 20241 yr 45 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said: maybe just let the damn thing go. Maybe he likes being the cage, or out of the cage. We may never know. And he doesn't give a shit if we know. Because honey badger don't care.
February 7, 20241 yr On 1/30/2024 at 10:38 AM, nnm said: How come I don’t see no bruises or cuts on yo chimp? -because Karate Chimps bleed on the inside dammit! But you don’t know that cause you ignorant!
February 7, 20241 yr On 1/30/2024 at 1:01 PM, DigglerontheHoof said: I know how Stoffel gets out, I'm curious as to how they get him back in. Food, pussy, or internet access...
February 7, 20241 yr On 1/17/2024 at 3:01 PM, nnm said: Not only do honey badgers give no fs, they also are smarter than Kevin. That is fucking awesome.
February 7, 20241 yr On 1/8/2024 at 8:57 AM, nnm said: Honey badger DGAF Lions keep looking at each other like "Is this guy serious?" "Seriously, what's his deal?"
February 7, 20241 yr There is an elegant system of dominance and evolution to Mother Nature, no matter which God you worship. But every once in awhile, she gives up the hierarchy and just grants a batshit fucking crazy Honey Badger king of her dominion. I don't know this young fella but he's got a lotta heart.
February 8, 20241 yr On 2/7/2024 at 11:17 AM, Felix said: Lions keep looking at each other like "Is this guy serious?" "Seriously, what's his deal?" Need a snoop dogg commentary on that shit
February 13, 20241 yr Yeah, I'm an asshole but one thing I'm good about is not judging fellow parents. But if you come up on a bird that size that is bigger than your baby, and said bird is eating an animal it mauled who was also bigger than your baby. I'm probably not walking that baby that close to that situation. But that's just me, I'm not a gambler.
February 14, 20241 yr On 2/12/2024 at 10:11 PM, YGIFS said: Yeah, I'm an asshole but one thing I'm good about is not judging fellow parents. But if you come up on a bird that size that is bigger than your baby, and said bird is eating an animal it mauled who was also bigger than your baby. I'm probably not walking that baby that close to that situation. But that's just me, I'm not a gambler. I don't have to outrun the eagle, I just have to outrun you carrying your baby.
February 14, 20241 yr Your Steve Miller Band tribute song sounds lame as fuck. I want to outrun the Eagle To the sea Outrun the eagle Let my spirit carry me I want to outrun the Eagle 'Til I'm free Oh Lord, through the revelution Feed the babies. (Oh shit, this got weird in a hurry).
March 7, 20241 yr 9 minutes ago, closetohumping said: I think the Marlin vs Tiger matchup all comes down to home field advantage. Road team isn't wining any of those.
March 8, 20241 yr 17 hours ago, 0xdeadbeef said: I think the Marlin vs Tiger matchup all comes down to home field advantage. Road team isn't wining any of those. Tigers are excellent swimmers and love water so I'm still gonna take the tiger in that match up just based on weaponry available.
March 8, 20241 yr 12 minutes ago, Felix said: Tigers are excellent swimmers and love water so I'm still gonna take the tiger in that match up just based on weaponry available.
March 8, 20241 yr 18 hours ago, closetohumping said: Astros are still winning it all with advanced space weaponry. Suck it haterz.
March 8, 20241 yr 43 minutes ago, nnm said: Astros are still winning it all with advanced space weaponry. Suck it haterz. Advanced weaponry to trap snake:
March 9, 20241 yr 7 hours ago, nnm said: Astros are still winning it all with advanced space weaponry. Suck it haterz. Hey AI: If all the MLB mascots fight, draw me a picture of the winner: Not exactly my mental image of an angel, but it hangs out in California, so who knows what fucked up shit it's seen.
March 12, 20241 yr Not only do honey badgers give no fs, they also are smarter than Kevin. Now do it with a bicycle lock. Carefree attitudes like trying a small piece of baling wire to stop something that’s smart enough to figure out a gate latch is the type of critical thinking that makes you decide to go swimming with murder stingrays!
March 12, 20241 yr No way a Blue Jay or Cardinal is defeating a grown rattlesnake. Annoy it maybe, but if they do it long enough they’ll enter the find out zone.
March 12, 20241 yr A blue Jay dove at Luna while she was chilling at the park. She ignored it until the stupid thing flew right into her mouth. The sound of blue Jay bones being pulverized is oddly satisfying.
March 12, 20241 yr Author 13 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: A blue Jay dove at Luna while she was chilling at the park. She ignored it until the stupid thing flew right into her mouth. The sound of blue Jay bones being pulverized is oddly satisfying. One of my old retired greyhounds used to chase down and vaporize birds that flew recklessly low to the ground. It's crazy how quickly a bird can go from being a nice little bird just minding its own business to being nothing more than a vague mess of feathers.
March 12, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, MissingInAction said: A blue Jay dove at Luna while she was chilling at the park. She ignored it until the stupid thing flew right into her mouth. The sound of blue Jay bones being pulverized is oddly satisfying. Years ago, I saw our cat hunkered down in the yard being dive bombed by a Blue Jay. I just thought how stupid is he. Later that afternoon I went on the back porch and it was covered with feathers and bird parts. He would lay in the grass, take a few pecks to the head to lure them in close and then grab them midair as they got bolder. He was a hunting machine.
March 13, 20241 yr 20 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said: It's crazy how quickly a bird can go from being a nice little bird just minding its own business to being nothing more than a vague mess of feathers. Randy Johnson agrees.
March 14, 20241 yr On 3/12/2024 at 12:37 PM, Ten Bears said: Have at him Kevin. Chimp ask asking Kevin "Do you even lift bro?".
March 15, 20241 yr On 3/12/2024 at 12:27 PM, Prepuce of Doom said: One of my old retired greyhounds used to chase down and vaporize birds that flew recklessly low to the ground. It's crazy how quickly a bird can go from being a nice little bird just minding its own business to being nothing more than a vague mess of feathers. Didn’t see Bayou’s post with no video. I was starting to think this place was really slipping! Edited March 15, 20241 yr by SurlyGator
March 16, 20241 yr On 3/14/2024 at 4:17 AM, Superhero said: Chimp ask asking Kevin "Do you even lift bro?". Quote
March 18, 20241 yr That story is a crazy read, and good on them for fighting back, but who takes the time to snap that pic?
March 18, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, SurlyGator said: That story is a crazy read, and good on them for fighting back, but who takes the time to snap that pic? Women. It was on Facebook 45 seconds later.
March 18, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, SurlyGator said: That story is a crazy read, and good on them for fighting back, but who takes the time to snap that pic? IDK Amused first responders? Hold still ladies, the boys at the station are never gonna believe this shit!
March 18, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, SurlyGator said: That story is a crazy read, and good on them for fighting back, but who takes the time to snap that pic? Chicks.
March 19, 20241 yr If I ever wrestle a mighty beast such as that and come out on top, you better gotdamn well take a picture
March 31, 20241 yr The sheer power is awesome. And the one bear creating a vent in the coat on the other—yikes. Good luck, Kevin.
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