April 1, 20241 yr Mountain lion attack in Northern California kills one, Kevin escapes and is expected to survive. https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/man-survived-california-mountain-lion-attack-killed-brother-108447289
April 1, 20241 yr 5 minutes ago, Baboontyme said: Mountain lion attack in Northern California kills one, Kevin escapes and is expected to survive. https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/man-survived-california-mountain-lion-attack-killed-brother-108447289 This is why I pay money to this site
April 2, 20241 yr Popular Post On 11/30/2023 at 10:20 AM, High Plains Drifter said: Many years ago, we went on safari in Kenya. Stayed at this "Ecolodge" that was just across a river from the preserve. The rooms were just permanent tents. To get to the bar or restaurant, you had to walk outside. Baboons would come into area and fuck shit up. The rules were: 1. Never leave anything outside your tent. It would be gone in seconds, stolen by a baboon. 2. If you wanted to walk somewhere (to the bar, your car, whatever) at night, you turned on a light, and a guy with a spear would come to escort you to protect you from the baboons. None of the locals or natives were concerned about leopards, cheetahs, lions, hippos. They stayed away from anyplace with humans. Baboons however, did not GAF, and would fuck you up if you tried to scare them off, or whatever. My parents were on a safari in Kenya many years ago and their lodge also had baboons on the premises. One evening while my dad was walking holding his camera strap with the shiny camera dangling from his hand, this baboon comes up from nowhere and yoinks it from my dad's grasp. He reports it to the staff and a couple of days later he gets his fucked up camera back. This is back in the day of analog film and they had taken other photos prior to the heist. Once they get back home and have the film developed, they discovered a couple of random blurry photos accidently triggered when the baboons were fucking with the camera. Including a photo of a baboon's nutsack. Sadly that majestic photo of baboon balls is no longer in our possession. I'd blow it up and frame it. It would make an interesting conversation piece....."what do you think it is?"
April 2, 20241 yr Killed by a cougar is how I want to leave the world. Are they still cougars if I am older?
April 2, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, Nivek said: Killed by a cougar is how I want to leave the world. Are they still cougars if I am older? I think that means you’re a big ‘ol Bear.
April 3, 20241 yr Quote This is the horrifying moment a crazed bull elephant attacked tourists on safari in Zambia, leaving an American woman dead, after chasing a safari truck for more than half a mile through a national park. Six tourists were on a game drive in the Kafue National Park when the angry fully-grown male ran flat out to catch up with the vehicle - before the driver abruptly stopped. Video shows how a tourist says 'oh my goodness' as the elephant keeps pace with the car, as another says 'oh oh' and a third adds 'it's coming fast' in the last desperate moments before collision. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13267645/Horrifying-moment-American-tourist-dies-five-ton-bull-elephant-chases-safari-truck-half-mile-charges-straight-driver-suddenly-stops.html The driver must've missed the training day when they taught "Don't Stop If Chased By Really, Really, Large Wild Animal"
April 3, 20241 yr Quote 'oh my goodness' as the elephant keeps pace with the car, as another says 'oh oh' and a third adds 'it's coming fast' in the last desperate moments
April 4, 20241 yr On 4/2/2024 at 1:36 PM, ChiTownDoc said: I think that means you’re a big ‘ol Bear. I thought Bears operated in different ecosystems?
April 4, 20241 yr On 4/1/2024 at 11:10 PM, Blotto said: Sadly that majestic photo of baboon balls is no longer in our possession. I'd blow it up and frame it. It would make an interesting conversation piece....."what do you think it is?" Check your PMs
April 4, 20241 yr On 4/1/2024 at 10:10 PM, Blotto said: My parents were on a safari in Kenya many years ago and their lodge also had baboons on the premises. One evening while my dad was walking holding his camera strap with the shiny camera dangling from his hand, this baboon comes up from nowhere and yoinks it from my dad's grasp. He reports it to the staff and a couple of days later he gets his fucked up camera back. This is back in the day of analog film and they had taken other photos prior to the heist. Once they get back home and have the film developed, they discovered a couple of random blurry photos accidently triggered when the baboons were fucking with the camera. Including a photo of a baboon's nutsack. Sadly that majestic photo of baboon balls is no longer in our possession. I'd blow it up and frame it. It would make an interesting conversation piece....."what do you think it is?"
April 4, 20241 yr Author 1 hour ago, Basil said: Is there supposed to be one more image to finish this off? I would like to read it - right now there's an empty space to suggest that there's one more installment, but the last one that's visible ends with Kevin's grandfather's chainsaw death.
April 4, 20241 yr 9 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Is there supposed to be one more image to finish this off? I would like to read it - right now there's an empty space to suggest that there's one more installment, but the last one that's visible ends with Kevin's grandfather's chainsaw death. If you believe any of that shit, I got some truth social stock to sell you, its going to the moon!
April 4, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Is there supposed to be one more image to finish this off? I would like to read it - right now there's an empty space to suggest that there's one more installment, but the last one that's visible ends with Kevin's grandfather's chainsaw death. There is one more image that was cut off. It says that Kevin actually thought he could beat up a chimpanzee.
April 4, 20241 yr "Kevin tazed himself before a football game." Sounds like a wasted school fundraising opportunity.
April 5, 20241 yr Though I agree with he who shall not be named that this is fake as fuck the amoxicillin story definitely resulted in a chortle.
July 3, 20241 yr I rise now to ask the obvious, did the skier follow the lemming over the snow-banked ledge? Asking for a friend, who is totally not a Lemming gang leader with a federal record.
July 4, 20241 yr On 4/4/2024 at 8:01 AM, Basil said: Holy fuck that’s gold… I too am allergic to amoxicillin
July 11, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said: Fafo This hits close to home. I have been to Pilansburg multiple times. Absolutely love the place. The below picture shows an elephant that approached our safari vehicle. That is my shoulder in the picture. It had been raining so I had a rain poncho on. I had spotted the elephant so the safari guide stopped the vehicle. We stopped for 10 or 15 minutes to talk about elephants. The whole time the elephant stayed right behind me.
August 4, 20241 yr Watching a fat guy unathletically try to front kick a black bear would really bring the LULZ.
August 4, 20241 yr 39 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said: Watching a fat guy unathletically try to front kick a black bear would really bring the LULZ. Dude, it would rival the Olympics for entertainment value ... at least, before it turned into a snuff film.
August 4, 20241 yr A guy at a party was claiming he could out run dogs. Luna was with me so I said I'll give you a 100 yard head start, but you have to carry raw meat in your pockets.
August 5, 20241 yr He tried and didn't make it 20 more yards before Luna was eating bologna out of his pockets. No harm done to dipshit. Edited August 5, 20241 yr by MissingInAction This did not happen.
August 5, 20241 yr Author 3 hours ago, MissingInAction said: A guy at a party was claiming he could out run dogs. Luna was with me so I said I'll give you a 100 yard head start, but you have to carry raw meat in your pockets. Has this guy never heard of a greyhound?! This is my dog and she would whip his ass, obviously.
August 5, 20241 yr One thing to think about is that while predators will frequently give up and go find another easier meal if they catch something that fights back too much, prey animals will often decide you have to get got if they think you’re a threat. I’d likely choose 200 pound wolf over angry 200 pound hog or goat although both will fuck me up.
August 5, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said: One thing to think about is that while predators will frequently give up and go find another easier meal if they catch something that fights back too much, prey animals will often decide you have to get got if they think you’re a threat. I’d likely choose 200 pound wolf over angry 200 pound hog or goat although both will fuck me up. Of those three I am taking the the goat. a 200 pound wolf is a bad motherfucker and a 200 pound hog is even worse.
August 5, 20241 yr 21 hours ago, futureman said: Would pay to watch a black bear rip that fat fuck open with one swipe.
August 5, 20241 yr Teaching a chimp capoeira seems like a bad idea. Haven't we learned anything from King Kung Fu?
August 5, 20241 yr 20 hours ago, MissingInAction said: A guy at a party was claiming he could out run dogs. Luna was with me so I said I'll give you a 100 yard head start, but you have to carry raw meat in your pockets. I was on a road bike in the country when I learned that black labs can run 25 miles an hour.
August 5, 20241 yr 20 hours ago, nineliveslost said: So that's what Kevin looks like I have a beautiful head of hair, even if greying and more grey than not in my beard. Sorry.
August 5, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Jerry Callo said: I was on a road bike in the country when I learned that black labs can run 25 miles an hour. How about white labs?
August 5, 20241 yr 9 minutes ago, closetohumping said: How about white labs? They’re sneaky fast, deceptively athletic, lunchpail types.
August 5, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Jerry Callo said: I was on a road bike in the country when I learned that black labs can run 25 miles an hour.
August 6, 20241 yr 23 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said: Of those three I am taking the the goat. a 200 pound wolf is a bad motherfucker and a 200 pound hog is even worse. Absolutely. I’ve taken the balls off many a billy. Also wrestled plenty to the ground when they disagreed. But I’m in a tree shooting at the hog. And I’m running blindly while shooting wildly behind me if there’s a bear
August 6, 20241 yr Just now, SquishMitten said: Absolutely. I’ve taken the balls off many a billy. Also wrestled plenty to the ground when they disagreed. But I’m in a tree shooting at the hog. And I’m running blindly while shooting wildly behind me if there’s a bear It’ll only take one shot to the kneecap of your companion and you can stroll out calmly.
August 6, 20241 yr 11 hours ago, nnm said: It’ll only take one shot to the kneecap of your companion and you can stroll out calmly. Always carry an Achille's knife.
August 6, 20241 yr 18 hours ago, nnm said: They’re sneaky fast, deceptively athletic, lunchpail types. smart runners
August 6, 20241 yr Author Just now, BHMCruiser said: very coachable Occasionally the "prototypical coach's kid." Edited August 6, 20241 yr by Prepuce of Doom
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.