April 30Apr 30 6 minutes ago, SquishMitten said: Unless the gorilla has been trained how to defend against a sword, I don’t need any training to know how to gut him with it. I wouldn’t even need the other 4 dudes A gorilla would fuck you up 1 v 1. You couldn’t gut it efficiently enough for it to not rip your nuts out first.
April 30Apr 30 1 hour ago, Texasborn91 said: A gorilla would fuck you up 1 v 1. You couldn’t gut it efficiently enough for it to not rip your nuts out first. He would never get close enough to gut it without being killed. I may be wrong but even lions don’t fuck with gorillas.
April 30Apr 30 no way a gorilla could take 100 dudes. i saw a tweet where a lady goes "is it just me or does it seem like running a marathon wouldn't be that hard." it shows an obliviousness to exhaustion from mass repetition.
April 30Apr 30 2 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said: no way a gorilla could take 100 dudes. i saw a tweet where a lady goes "is it just me or does it seem like running a marathon wouldn't be that hard." it shows an obliviousness to exhaustion from mass repetition. Exactly how are any or all of the 100 guys going to actually kill this gorilla? Smother him? How are you going to do that exactly? Cover his nose and mouth somehow? Good luck with that.
April 30Apr 30 Also take into account the gorilla grabs two men then uses their bodies as weapons to clear space. Say the avg weight of the dudes is 185. G grabs one with each hand and uses their bodies like nun chuka.
April 30Apr 30 3 hours ago, Texasborn91 said: Just like the Tyson scenario… it’s a numbers/cardio game. There are some big ass 12 year olds out there. If Shaq and the mountain from GOT are 2 of the 100 then maybe things get interesting. I think Shaq is too kind-hearted to kill a gorilla. So now you’re down to just The Mountain.
May 1May 1 3 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said: He would never get close enough to gut it without being killed. I may be wrong but even lions don’t fuck with gorillas. I would remove both of his hands in my opening swing, do a 360 and open his stomach. It'd be over in seconds.
May 1May 1 12 minutes ago, SquishMitten said: I would remove both of his hands in my opening swing, do a 360 and open his stomach. It'd be over in seconds. Do a Last of the Mohicans on him.
May 1May 1 I would remove both of his hands in my opening swing, do a 360 and open his stomach. It'd be over in seconds.Hot damn!
May 2May 2 5 hours ago, SquishMitten said: I would remove both of his hands in my opening swing, do a 360 and open his stomach. It'd be over in seconds.
May 2May 2 5 hours ago, Kennythetiger said: Do a Last of the Mohicans on him. Nah. None of that weak shit. I’ll (final-ish scene) Bone Tomahawk that fool
May 2May 2 Popular Post 9 minutes ago, SquishMitten said: Nah. None of that weak shit. I’ll (final-ish scene) Bone Tomahawk that fool actual footage of squish fighting the gorilla
May 2May 2 50 minutes ago, SquishMitten said: Nah. None of that weak shit. I’ll (final-ish scene) Bone Tomahawk that fool Nothing fucking weak about The Last of the Mohicans.
May 2May 2 11 hours ago, SquishMitten said: Nah. None of that weak shit. I’ll (final-ish scene) Bone Tomahawk that fool Whew, that was a rough watch.....
May 3May 3 On 5/1/2025 at 2:49 PM, SquishMitten said: I would remove both of his hands in my opening swing, do a 360 and open his stomach. It'd be over in seconds. Ok good lock because before you can even swing your sword the 400 pound gorilla will bum rush you with fangs exposed and you will try and run like a little bitch. He will crush you like Ernest T Bass on Barney Fife.
May 5May 5 19 hours ago, Kennythetiger said: The men win. But not without devastating losses. No fucking way.
May 5May 5 There isn’t a way for 100 people to attack at once and I’m struggling to see how enough people attack to hold the gorilla down and if they did how do they kill it without weapons? No amount of human fists are going to cause fatal damage to a gorillas skull, is any one human strong enough to break its neck? Still skeptical. Is the theory that the gorilla slaughters a few waves of people and is then exhausted allowing later groups to subdue the gorilla? Again how do they kill it without weapons?
May 5May 5 Author 1 hour ago, 'stache said: There isn’t a way for 100 people to attack at once and I’m struggling to see how enough people attack to hold the gorilla down and if they did how do they kill it without weapons? No amount of human fists are going to cause fatal damage to a gorillas skull, is any one human strong enough to break its neck? Still skeptical. Is the theory that the gorilla slaughters a few waves of people and is then exhausted allowing later groups to subdue the gorilla? Again how do they kill it without weapons? Dropping 100 men from a helicopter at reasonably high altitude onto the gorilla might be the best approach.
May 5May 5 5 hours ago, 'stache said: There isn’t a way for 100 people to attack at once and I’m struggling to see how enough people attack to hold the gorilla down and if they did how do they kill it without weapons? No amount of human fists are going to cause fatal damage to a gorillas skull, is any one human strong enough to break its neck? Still skeptical. Is the theory that the gorilla slaughters a few waves of people and is then exhausted allowing later groups to subdue the gorilla? Again how do they kill it without weapons? My thoughts are that the idea itself has us romanticizing gorillas. He’s strong with formidable teeth and hands, but he’s not King Kong. He’s 400 pounds. With 100 disposable men, they rush him and simply overtake him with force and weight. Couple guys on each arm, leg, etc. And then choke him out. Night night little monkey.
May 5May 5 47 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said: My thoughts are that the idea itself has us romanticizing gorillas. He’s strong with formidable teeth and hands, but he’s not King Kong. He’s 400 pounds. With 100 disposable men, they rush him and simply overtake him with force and weight. Couple guys on each arm, leg, etc. And then choke him out. Night night little monkey. Choke him out. That is absurd.
May 5May 5 44 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said: Choke him out. That is absurd. Would an infinite number of men win? Of course. So some number less than infinity would win. What is that number? What is happening at 1,000,000 men that isn't happening at 100?
May 6May 6 People that think a hundred men could attack and kill a gorilla are fucking morons. Even if enough men could overwhelm him how are they going to kill him? My guess is they will never be able to overwhelm him in the first place.
May 6May 6 7 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said: People that think a hundred men could attack and kill a gorilla are fucking morons. Even if enough men could overwhelm him how are they going to kill him? My guess is they will never be able to overwhelm him in the first place. This is absurd. Iron Mike hits him and then someone else holds his mouth and nose shut when he’s knocked out. The other 98 guys drink a beer.
May 6May 6 He'd toss Tyson around like a fucking rag doll. And Tyson's hook wouldn't do shit. Hell, he'd be dead before he threw it.
May 6May 6 1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said: People that think a hundred men could attack and kill a gorilla are fucking morons. Even if enough men could overwhelm him how are they going to kill him? My guess is they will never be able to overwhelm him in the first place. The gorilla gets his hands on one dude and uses him as weapon. Swinging him at the other dudes until the body is mush and then grabs another dude. Ya'll with all the bravado go for it Give it a whirl.
May 6May 6 11 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said: The second fifty men stab the gorilla to death with the bones of the first fifty Honestly, this is similar to what I came up with. At some point in time, the remaining men figure out they need to use the dead bodies to kill the gorilla. The argument that the gorilla would get tired is bullshit. I feel like the gorilla would just turn ripping guy's heads off into a cardio workout.
May 6May 6 On 4/30/2025 at 8:42 AM, Steamboat1874 said: He would never get close enough to gut it without being killed. I may be wrong but even lions don’t fuck with gorillas. I believe Ice Cube once stated, "'Cause a Cheetah can't hang with a gorilla."
May 6May 6 15 hours ago, Kennythetiger said: My thoughts are that the idea itself has us romanticizing gorillas. He’s strong with formidable teeth and hands, but he’s not King Kong. He’s 400 pounds. With 100 disposable men, they rush him and simply overtake him with force and weight. Couple guys on each arm, leg, etc. And then choke him out. Night night little monkey. Choke him? No. Kicks/stomps to the head, ribs, groin, knees.
May 6May 6 Author 8 minutes ago, NYTransplant said: Honestly, this is similar to what I came up with. At some point in time, the remaining men figure out they need to use the dead bodies to kill the gorilla. The argument that the gorilla would get tired is bullshit. I feel like the gorilla would just turn ripping guy's heads off into a cardio workout. Agreed. Assuming the gorilla doesn't graciously grant the men ample tool-building breaks to extract used femurs, etc., then the questions become "how large of a pile can 100 men make atop a gorilla?" and then "can a gorilla be smothered to death under that pile?" Edited May 6May 6 by Prepuce of Doom
May 6May 6 What's on the x axis of that graph? If its age in years, then it looks like my dick still has ~ 1/2 an inch of growing to do before I die.
May 6May 6 6 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said: What's on the x axis of that graph? If its age in years, then it looks like my dick still has ~ 1/2 an inch of growing to do before I die.
May 8May 8 On 5/6/2025 at 8:42 AM, Prepuce of Doom said: Agreed. Assuming the gorilla doesn't graciously grant the men ample tool-building breaks to extract used femurs, etc., then the questions become "how large of a pile can 100 men make atop a gorilla?" and then "can a gorilla be smothered to death under that pile?" The problem would be the fact that only 15 or maybe 20 men could even get to the gorilla at one time. He would destroy them. Edited May 8May 8 by Steamboat1874
May 8May 8 7 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said: The problem would be the fact that only 15 or maybe 20 men could even get to the gorilla at one time. He would destroy them. I really think people are blowing over thee cardio aspect of it. Throw 30 dudes at it. Gouge at gorilla eyes. Let the cards fall where they may. I would pile on about 2/3 of the way through the fight. Fuck being first and fuck being last if it got to that
May 8May 8 7 hours ago, Texasborn91 said: I really think people are blowing over thee cardio aspect of it. Throw 30 dudes at it. Gouge at gorilla eyes. Let the cards fall where they may. I would pile on about 2/3 of the way through the fight. Fuck being first and fuck being last if it got to that Thank you. Give him the ol’ dick twist.
May 8May 8 On 4/30/2025 at 9:22 AM, SquishMitten said: Unless the gorilla has been trained how to defend against a sword, I don’t need any training to know how to gut him with it. I wouldn’t even need the other 4 dudes On 5/1/2025 at 4:49 PM, SquishMitten said: I would remove both of his hands in my opening swing, do a 360 and open his stomach. It'd be over in seconds. Is this some kind of DnD joke or do you not actually know what a gorilla is?
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