May 17May 17 On 2/6/2025 at 4:19 PM, nnm said: This one? It had his dog! The punch was absolutely justified. Kangaroos appear to be assholes. That kid did square up
July 24Jul 24 You mean the AI X-ray image isn't real? What? But yes, a study showed California squirrels are eating meat now. https://www.npr.org/2024/12/27/1221795524/california-meat-squirrels-carnivorous-voles
July 24Jul 24 1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said: But yes, a study showed California squirrels are eating meat now. It’s been nice (not really) knowing y’all.
July 24Jul 24 2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said: But yes, a study showed California squirrels are eating meat now. The little bastards have been eating copper for years. They're rats with good PR.
July 24Jul 24 Was peeping out of our dining room window one early morning recently and saw a skunk scurrying off with what looked to be a rat by the tail in its mouth.
July 24Jul 24 2 hours ago, RPM said: The little bastards have been eating copper for years. They're rats with good PR. 100% My wife talks about how cute they are, just after watching them gnaw our back patio welcome mat and seat cushions. Meanwhile, I like birds. I recently put a bird feeder out on an extended pole from our 2nd story deck. I greased the pole in the hopes the little fluff rats would just try it.
July 25Jul 25 8 hours ago, gofuckyourself said: 100% My wife talks about how cute they are, just after watching them gnaw our back patio welcome mat and seat cushions. Meanwhile, I like birds. I recently put a bird feeder out on an extended pole from our 2nd story deck. I greased the pole in the hopes the little fluff rats would just try it. kinky
August 7Aug 7 11 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: I know I’m getting older as I stepped out on the back porch and was immediately stung in the back of the neck by some kind of winged creature. Grabbed the spray, found a hive and sprayed the fuckers. Upon going inside I sat down, didn’t feel good and proceeded to pass out from an adrenaline dump from fighting for my life against the winged fucks. Ambulance was called. Wife freaked out. Had to spend 250 on an EpiPen bc my wife is terrified even though it wasn’t an allergic reaction. /coolstorybro.
August 7Aug 7 Author 11 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said: I know I’m getting older as I stepped out on the back porch and was immediately stung in the back of the neck by some kind of winged creature. Grabbed the spray, found a hive and sprayed the fuckers. Upon going inside I sat down, didn’t feel good and proceeded to pass out from an adrenaline dump from fighting for my life against the winged fucks. Ambulance was called. Wife freaked out. Had to spend 250 on an EpiPen bc my wife is terrified even though it wasn’t an allergic reaction. /coolstorybro. I'm not a doctor, but if your problem was caused by excess adrenaline, an EpiPen might be adding fuel to the fire. Also, just a heads up that your EpiPen has an expiration date, so enjoy the yearly expense.
August 7Aug 7 28 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said: I know I’m getting older as I stepped out on the back porch and was immediately stung in the back of the neck by some kind of winged creature. Grabbed the spray, found a hive and sprayed the fuckers. Upon going inside I sat down, didn’t feel good and proceeded to pass out from an adrenaline dump from fighting for my life against the winged fucks. Ambulance was called. Wife freaked out. Had to spend 250 on an EpiPen bc my wife is terrified even though it wasn’t an allergic reaction. /coolstorybro. I mean the thing I posted, these fucks aren’t just in survival mode they’re evil
August 7Aug 7 17 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said: I'm not a doctor, but if your problem was caused by excess adrenaline, an EpiPen might be adding fuel to the fire. Also, just a heads up that your EpiPen has an expiration date, so enjoy the yearly expense. She literally did it to put herself at ease and try to have some kind of control over the situation. I didn’t wanna hear it anymore.
August 8Aug 8 7 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: I was in the garage one night working on my truck wearing flip flops when I felt something furry drag across the back of my foot. I looked down and it was a tarantula hawk dragging a tarantula. I got the broom and swept them out of the garage. The tarantula hawk spent the next hour flying around the garage looking for it's meal. I'd swing the broom at it and it would fly off for a bit and then come back. I didn't get much work on the truck done.
August 10Aug 10 gorilla. It’s the only one you can reason with. Of course it depends on the setting. If I’m a place with trees it’s the hippo
August 10Aug 10 27 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: If I’m a place with trees it’s the hippo Username fits.
August 10Aug 10 34 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: gorilla. It’s the only one you can reason with. Of course it depends on the setting. If I’m a place with trees it’s the hippo Hippo is a move the downhill runner if you need to move the chains on 4th and 1. No lateral quickness at all. I could do this with him for 20 minutes.
August 10Aug 10 1 hour ago, Superhero said: Hippo is a move the downhill runner if you need to move the chains on 4th and 1. No lateral quickness at all. I could do this with him for 20 minutes. Hippies are quick. Depends on the venue. If it’s an enclosed ring without climbing then you’re done. Edited August 10Aug 10 by Im_smarter_then_you
August 12Aug 12 There's no surly poster who could do anything for 20 minutes straight other than sleeping or drinking. Edited August 12Aug 12 by MissingInAction
August 13Aug 13 On 8/11/2025 at 7:12 PM, MissingInAction said: There's no surly poster who could do anything for 20 minutes straight other than sleeping or drinking. I can drive that long to go hunting or fishing or to play golf
August 13Aug 13 If I had to choose between a grizzly bear and big spiders, I’d choose the spider but would for sure pause a minute.
August 13Aug 13 There's no surly poster who could do anything for 20 minutes straight other than sleeping or drinking.Does sitting on the throne count? What about fucking off in the garage? You are selling Surlites short! Under estimate us at your own peril sir!
September 30Sep 30 The punt brought the lulz. Elephant keeps looking, is that motherfucker coming back again?
September 30Sep 30 Author 9 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: The punt brought the lulz. Elephant keeps looking, is that motherfucker coming back again? Am I the only one who fully expected the honey badger to come back for more?
October 1Oct 1 The first episode of Underdogs with Ryan Reynolds on National Geographic has a great segment on how honey badgers are nearly indestructible. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/tv/episode/33b9ec1a-fe35-4d71-8ae5-e41dcef5af1e/playlist/PL553044961
November 12Nov 12 2 minutes ago, Superhero said: Pussy is defeated. As we get older, our brains turn to mush.
November 19Nov 19 On 1/23/2025 at 5:10 PM, Im_smarter_then_you said: Well there were simulations simpletons in 05 that usc was gonna beat our ass. That didn’t happen
November 19Nov 19 On 11/11/2025 at 6:00 PM, Im_smarter_then_you said: Dang bro That is metal as hell. Also, are those puppies? They look like piglets. Back to the chimp thread, there's a movie coming out called Primate that looks dumb as hell and was absolutely inspired by the subject of this thread.
November 19Nov 19 Author It's got quite a hill to climb in order to equal or exceed the cinematic masterpiece that is Shakma. Edited November 19Nov 19 by Prepuce of Doom
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