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2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I believe having 120 million guarantees blow jobs on demand.

Not from your wife. It just means the hookers will be hotter.

They should have fired him for being a dumbass if nothing else.  Anyone that makes that choice isn’t competent to be CEO.

11 hours ago, StruggleBus said:

Not from your wife. It just means the hookers will be hotter.

 

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Easy decision if it’s me and my current or historical financial position. 
 

but Les already has a half billion, and that might figure in to the decision tree. 

23 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I believe having 120 million guarantees blow jobs on demand.

Even at $1K per hummer, that's  enough coin to get your dick sucked every day for 328 years.

On 5/16/2021 at 9:59 PM, Blotto said:

Even at $1K per hummer, that's  enough coin to get your dick sucked every day for 328 years.

Only once a day though?

  • 2 months later...

I think it depends entirely on the type of blowjob.  Cash is nice, but if it's going to be a high-level blowjob with hand and ball play at top levels, its very tempting.  If it's just a series of half-assed "My jaw hurts, can you help me?" type blow jobs...the kind that strugglebus' wife gives...then put me down for the cash.  

On 5/15/2021 at 10:06 PM, StruggleBus said:

Not from your wife. It just means the hookers will be hotter.

60 million buys a lot of blowjobs. 

On 5/15/2021 at 11:58 PM, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

What about other people’s’ wives?

username and all that

  • 3 weeks later...
On 7/24/2021 at 10:45 PM, Lobo said:

half-assed "My jaw hurts, can you help me?" type blow jobs...

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I’ve never been more happy to be ignorant on a subject. Is Tate Pittman the one you’re paying $1000 to for these?

Well, at the risk of sounding graphic.  Wife can usually go down on me for about 5-7 minutes straight at a time.  After about that much time, she usually has to take a break because her jaw gets sore (she's got a pretty aggressive technique after this many years with me so we can get to bed at a reasonable hour).  So we usually use hands for a few minutes (mine or hers).  Then she can usually get back to it for the last 5-7 minute stretch.  And then voila...I fall asleep the big hero.  If you guys have wives that can go 20 minutes straight without pausing, buy 'em another diamond (or ask where they learned to do that for so long).  

 

Edited by Lobo

  • 3 years later...
On 8/19/2021 at 3:59 PM, Guest Lobo said:

Well, at the risk of sounding graphic.  Wife can usually go down on me for about 5-7 minutes straight at a time.  After about that much time, she usually has to take a break because her jaw gets sore (she's got a pretty aggressive technique after this many years with me so we can get to bed at a reasonable hour).  So we usually use hands for a few minutes (mine or hers).  Then she can usually get back to it for the last 5-7 minute stretch.  And then voila...I fall asleep the big hero.  If you guys have wives that can go 20 minutes straight without pausing, buy 'em another diamond (or ask where they learned to do that for so long).  

 

I wish this fucker was still alive so that I could call him out on a 14-minute bj.
Bullshit, Lobo. ❤️

49 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I wish this fucker was still alive so that I could call him out on a 14-minute bj.
Bullshit, Lobo. ❤️

Have you never reached the point in the BJ where you’re trying to cum but can’t because you’re thinking about it? 

On 5/15/2021 at 10:02 PM, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I believe having 120 million guarantees blow jobs on demand.

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edit: only 4 years late on this joke AND a retread from 3 earlier posters.

This has to be some kind of surly record of sorts.

Edited by Dnaguy

13 hours ago, B00M said:

Have you never reached the point in the BJ where you’re trying to cum but can’t because you’re thinking about it? 

First time I ever had to tap out of a sex act was a blowjob.  I was 25, she was a train wreck of a nympho who was very good at enthusiastic blowjobs. That blowjob was like round 4 that night and I had nothing left to give.  I sometimes wonder how long she would have kept going.  First time in my life I realized there is such a thing as too much sex.

On 5/13/2025 at 10:12 AM, Incredulity said:

First time I ever had to tap out of a sex act was a blowjob.  I was 25, she was a train wreck of a nympho who was very good at enthusiastic blowjobs. That blowjob was like round 4 that night and I had nothing left to give.  I sometimes wonder how long she would have kept going.  First time in my life I realized there is such a thing as too much sex.

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  • 1 month later...
On 5/13/2025 at 9:39 AM, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Most surly posters “shit if I had 120 mil I’d give nlowjobs for free”

We don’t kink shame ‘round here, bud. 

On 5/12/2025 at 8:09 PM, Kennythetiger said:

I wish this fucker was still alive so that I could call him out on a 14-minute bj.
Bullshit, Lobo. ❤️

So is his widow single now?

  • 1 month later...

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