May 19, 20214 yr Had a similar experience as the best man. The bride had always been a twat but my buddy was 100% in. I'll just list her fucked up demands All men in wedding party had to have high and tight hair cuts She picked out tuxedos that cost 300 to rent for a day and we had to buy special cummerbund at 100 piece. Bachelor party had to be monitored by her mom for fucks sake 2 drink limit at the reception where we paid for our own drinks and meal which cost 80 a plate. That marriage lasted 7 months.
May 19, 20214 yr 5 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: Had a similar experience as the best man. The bride had always been a twat but my buddy was 100% in. I'll just list her fucked up demands All men in wedding party had to have high and tight hair cuts She picked out tuxedos that cost 300 to rent for a day and we had to buy special cummerbund at 100 piece. Bachelor party had to be monitored by her mom for fucks sake 2 drink limit at the reception where we paid for our own drinks and meal which cost 80 a plate. That marriage lasted 7 months. Was she hot?
May 19, 20214 yr Was she hot? She had to have been an 11 or MIA is the biggest asshole in the word for not extracting the groom from that before it even started
May 20, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, MissingInAction said: Bachelor party had to be monitored by her mom for fucks sake 2 drink limit at the reception where we paid for our own drinks and meal which cost 80 a plate.
May 20, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, MissingInAction said: Had a similar experience as the best man. The bride had always been a twat but my buddy was 100% in. I'll just list her fucked up demands All men in wedding party had to have high and tight hair cuts She picked out tuxedos that cost 300 to rent for a day and we had to buy special cummerbund at 100 piece. Bachelor party had to be monitored by her mom for fucks sake 2 drink limit at the reception where we paid for our own drinks and meal which cost 80 a plate. That marriage lasted 7 months. My buddy would have been picking a new best man.
May 20, 20214 yr Also a bit confused on the 2 drink limit. Was there a tab or something that ran out, or was this bridezilla telling you how much you were allowed to drink? Between telling me how to cut my hair (i keep it short, but that’s my choice) and telling me how much I am allowed to drink, I think I would have kindly excused myself from participating.
May 20, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, davidg said: She had to have been an 11 or MIA is the biggest asshole in the word for not extracting the groom from that before it even started I was fishing for pics.
May 20, 20214 yr On 5/18/2021 at 12:29 PM, crash_davis said: reddit is an amazing and frightening place. it has all the lulz that you ever want to find. it also has all of the cringey shit that makes you lost faith in humanity that you ever want not to find. many times both are in the same subreddit. every time i find a lulz worthwhile post, i lose a little faith humanity in the process. See you're looking at it wrong. I read that shit and feel a whole lot better.
May 20, 20214 yr 44 minutes ago, conVINCEd said: Also a bit confused on the 2 drink limit. Was there a tab or something that ran out, or was this bridezilla telling you how much you were allowed to drink? Between telling me how to cut my hair (i keep it short, but that’s my choice) and telling me how much I am allowed to drink, I think I would have kindly excused myself from participating. Both. She didn't want anyone getting drunk, and we had to pay for the two drinks.
May 20, 20214 yr Come to think of it, my wife spent who knows how much money "preserving" her wedding dress. She could have donated it (it was a Vera Wang). You know how I know you are gay?
May 20, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, MissingInAction said: Bachelor party had to be monitored by her mom for fucks sake Lulz. I refuse to believe there exists a man on this planet that could be such a gigantic pussy. Agreeing to some wholesome activity would be bad enough, but having the MIL tag along? No fucking way.
May 20, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: Both. She didn't want anyone getting drunk, and we had to pay for the two drinks. There would’ve been a few fuck you tequila shots while I was waiting at the bar for one of my two “permitted” drinks.
May 20, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, MissingInAction said: Had a similar experience as the best man. The bride had always been a twat but my buddy was 100% in. I'll just list her fucked up demands All men in wedding party had to have high and tight hair cuts She picked out tuxedos that cost 300 to rent for a day and we had to buy special cummerbund at 100 piece. Bachelor party had to be monitored by her mom for fucks sake 2 drink limit at the reception where we paid for our own drinks and meal which cost 80 a plate. That marriage lasted 7 months. Punch your friend in the nuts for me please.
May 20, 20214 yr 45 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Punch your friend in the nuts for me please. He clearly doesn’t have a pair or this shit wouldn’t have went down the way it did.
May 20, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Blotto said: Lulz. I refuse to believe there exists a man on this planet that could be such a gigantic pussy. Agreeing to some wholesome activity would be bad enough, but having the MIL tag along? No fucking way. The "bachelor party" took place at a bill miller.
May 20, 20214 yr If it matters, he went on a hookers and blow spree when it was over. I thought that cunt was going to give him a heart attack.
May 20, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: If it matters, he went on a hookers and blow spree when it was over. I thought that cunt was going to give him a heart attack. Still haven’t seen a pic to see if her hotness was worth this level of suffering.
May 20, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, conVINCEd said: Still haven’t seen a pic to see if her hotness was worth this level of suffering. Don't have pics but Boogie nights Heather Graham is a close approximation.
May 20, 20214 yr 43 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: Don't have pics but Boogie nights Heather Graham is a close approximation. So, maybe worth it?
May 20, 20214 yr 55 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: If it matters, he went on a hookers and blow spree when it was over. I thought that cunt was going to give him a heart attack. And if not her, then at least maybe the blow?
May 20, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, MissingInAction said: The "bachelor party" took place at a bill miller. So the food was terrible, but how were the lap dances?
May 20, 20214 yr 5 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Punch your friend in the nuts for me please. obviously, he doesn't have any nuts.
May 20, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, MissingInAction said: The "bachelor party" took place at a bill miller.
May 20, 20214 yr 8 hours ago, MissingInAction said: The "bachelor party" took place at a bill miller. Sweet weeping Jesus on the cross
May 20, 20214 yr I hope his cunt MIL ordered the #10 at Bill Miller's while she was "on assignment" from the miserable fat glob of shit she calls her daughter. Because nothing says bachelor party BBQ like a bucket of friend chicken and hot dog bun. And I hope she choked on a bone while her daughter was watching via her cell phone camera. And her daughter realized, "Maybe the only constant in everything bad that's ever happened in my life is me." They got a divorce after 7 months, and having no children, she offed herself in that same Bill Miller BBQ parking lot. And the funeral director shaver her head high and tight for a closed casket funeral because nobody should have to look at that much evil in this life, or the next.
May 20, 20214 yr And to think, there is one bride to be that is going to read this brides post, pause, and say to herself “there’s a few good ideas, but I can do it better”. The female version of “here, hold my beer”!
May 20, 20214 yr I have no idea what bullshit she put on the brides maids. No one was smiling at the ceremony but bridezilla
May 20, 20214 yr I have no idea what bullshit she put on the brides maids. No one was smiling at the ceremony but bridezilla And fuck every single one of them for enabling that shit!
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