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Call me crazy, I think England takes it today. Germany have been poor and their group is looking like it was a paper tiger with both Portugal and France bowing out early. 

If judging by the measured cynicism of the national media here in Germany over the past couple of days, you may be right. General consensus here is that England is going to finally stare down their demons and pull out a victory over the less-than-consistent Germans.

I hope all y’all are wrong, but I fear you aren’t.
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7 minutes ago, Shady Ray said:


If judging by the measured cynicism of the national media here in Germany over the past couple of days, you may be right. General consensus here is that England is going to finally stare down their demons and pull out a victory over the less-than-consistent Germans.

I hope all y’all are wrong, but I fear you aren’t.

You mean the German media has turned against their team like the English media does to theirs? Interesting turn of events. 

You mean the German media has turned against their team like the English media does to theirs? Interesting turn of events. 

Definitely not as viciously as the English media…more along the lines of “let’s all be realistic and accept that the boys just don’t have it this year and it’s time for the post-Jogi era…we must now look forward to more consistency and less booger-picking.”
40 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

Call me crazy, I think England takes it today.

The oddsmakers agree with you.

I wonder if we'll have a passes to shots on goal ratio approaching 1000 in the England/Germany match  

One of the rare matchups where I can root for England.  Either way, I’m going to bathe in some schadenfreude this afternoon.  Thinking an English win today followed by a flop against Sweden (a la Iceland 2016) would lead to maximum awesomeness.

4 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

One of the rare matchups where I can root for England.  Either way, I’m going to bathe in some schadenfreude this afternoon.  Thinking an English win today followed by a flop against Sweden (a la Iceland 2016) would lead to maximum awesomeness.

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Southgate makes Mourinho appear attacking.  Starts a back 5 with two DMs at home.  What a gaping pussy.  England deserves to be completely humiliated.

I'm definitely rooting for Germany after that team selection.

Low is going for it.  Starting Muller, Werner, Havertz, Goretzka, Kimmich, Kroos and Gosens.  Fortune favors the bold.  Fuck Southgate

 

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

de Boer has resigned as Netherlands manager.

Southgate next?

Not until Deutschland is done face-fucking him in front of his Queen.  

2 minutes ago, alincoln said:

He may need the two GKs on the bench

Coach, We are down 4-1.

Southgate: GET ME ANOTHER KEEPER IN THERE

Greece won the Euros in 94 playing incredibly defensively but that approach should only be employed out of necessity.  This selection is offensive given the talent on the bench.

Nice English cunts booing during Germany's national anthem.

1 hour ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

One of the rare matchups where I can root for England.  Either way, I’m going to bathe in some schadenfreude this afternoon.  Thinking an English win today followed by a flop against Sweden (a la Iceland 2016) would lead to maximum awesomeness.

Ukraine is game to you!?

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Kyle Walker already giving up possession, great pick Southgate.

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Nice English cunts booing during Germany's national anthem.

It’s like you’ve never seen a game where the opposing team is playing in the other teams stadium.

Just now, Captain Ron said:

It’s like you’ve never seen a game where the opposing team is playing in the other teams stadium.

Yeah, Mexico would never do that to us, though.

Which Germany are we gonna see show up today, and same with England? Both talented, but I'd give the edge to Germany. They're kinda bipolar. However, I think England advances. 

Your lottery numbers are 1 45 13 7 19 2 4

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

No Mount, no Foden, wtf??

or Grealish or Sancho or Bellingham.  what an embarrassment.  

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Which Germany are we gonna see show up today, and same with England? Both talented, but I'd give the edge to Germany. They're kinda bipolar. However, I think England advances. 

Your lottery numbers are 1 45 13 7 19 2 4

We already know what England team we’re gonna see: the shitty one. Southgate’s lineup is shite. 

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

or Grealish or Sancho or Bellingham.  what an embarrassment.  

 

5 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Yeah, Mexico would never do that to us, though.

Only thing worse than El Tri fans is aggy

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

We already know what England team we’re gonna see: the shitty one. Southgate’s lineup is shite. 

I'm afraid you're right. The worst talented team in Euros 

1 hour ago, Shady Ray said:


If judging by the measured cynicism of the national media here in Germany over the past couple of days, you may be right. General consensus here is that England is going to finally stare down their demons and pull out a victory over the less-than-consistent Germans.

I hope all y’all are wrong, but I fear you aren’t.

Germany will rise to the occasion. 

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

England has settled down now and is playing well

Yeah, they looked completely lost for about 10-12 minutes, but they look like they're finding some confidence.

3 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

England has settled down now and is playing well

Yes, and they are winning a lot of balls. 

Just now, Woodrow Call said:

Yes, and they are winning a lot of balls. 

NTTAWWT

There's really no structure to the German attack right now. England is playing much better. 

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