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I took a vacation from Surly a few years ago. Came back to see references to NowThis, but never knew the real story.

I gather it has something to do with buttsecks and pegging. Is that right?

Anything particularly funny I missed?

The Kobe Bryant death thread.

Pretty much the most epic self-pwnage in the history of the longhorn internets.

 

5 minutes ago, Superhero said:

lol

Did he ever come back?

No, not that I'm aware of. Maybe he is one of our new shitty posters. 

6 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

The Kobe Bryant death thread.

Pretty much the most epic self-pwnage in the history of the longhorn internets.

 

 

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The fact that he made that type of error of in all threads one breaking and discussing the shocking news of Kobe Bryant's untimely death was chef's kiss.  

Got a serious thread going where people are in shock at the death of a transcendent athlete but also others want to also discuss his somewhat checkered past in his early career? Nah I'm gonna go ahead and roll the whole thing with best huge cocks pegging my asshole.

Peak

Fucking

Surly.  

Yeah, that was the best post in Surly history.

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12 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

The fact that he made that type of error of in all threads one breaking and discussing the shocking news of Kobe Bryant's untimely death was chef's kiss.  

Got a serious thread going where people are in shock at the death of a transcendent athlete but also others want to also discuss his somewhat checkered past in his early career? Nah I'm gonna go ahead and roll the whole thing with best huge cocks pegging my asshole.

Peak

Fucking

Surly.  

I was late to that whole party and by the time I clicked on the thread, that was one of the most recent posts.

I was like wait, wut?

He should’ve just owned it. I mean, who really cares? Obviously some would but who cares what they think? I can’t remember the exact context of the post but wasn’t it basically about a woman stimulating his anus during sex? That’s hardly unheard of. I once saw a Japanese porn video where a woman inserted a finger (or two, can’t recall) and massaged a man’s prostate to ejaculation without ever touching his penis. Didn’t make him gay.

I never followed the link NowThis posted. I don’t know if he was gay or straight. But again, who cares? There are numerous gay posters on this board who are open about it and no one hassles them. I generally forget who they are until they post something that incidentally reminds me because I’m more interested in thoughts and ideas than personal identity. Whatever gets you off, man. That’s your business. And, for the last time, male anal stimulation during heterosexual sex, gay sex, or masturbation, is hardly a novel concept. In the latter case, Frank Zappa even wrote a song about it.

 

Nobody gave him shot about it.  Most posts were generally supportive and said "who cares".  NowThis chose to self banish.  I'm sure he is around under a different name and triple checking every link he posts. 

He should’ve just owned it. I mean, who really cares? Obviously some would but who cares what they think? I can’t remember the exact context of the post but wasn’t it basically about a woman stimulating his anus during sex? That’s hardly unheard of. I once saw a Japanese porn video where a woman inserted a finger (or two, can’t recall) and massaged a man’s prostate to ejaculation without ever touching his penis. Didn’t make him gay.
I never followed the link NowThis posted. I don’t know if he was gay or straight. But again, who cares? There are numerous gay posters on this board who are open about it and no one hassles them. I generally forget who they are until they post something that incidentally reminds me because I’m more interested in thoughts and ideas than personal identity. Whatever gets you off, man. That’s your business. And, for the last time, male anal stimulation during heterosexual sex, gay sex, or masturbation, is hardly a novel concept. In the latter case, Frank Zappa even wrote a song about it.
 

Nobody gave him shot about it.  Most posts were generally supportive and said "who cares".  NowThis chose to self banish.  I'm sure he is around under a different name and triple checking every link he posts. 

These. The only good path was to just own it. Nobody on this place has any standing to judge another poster on their unique proclivities.

Nobody. Yes, I’m talking about you.

Wasn't there a poster here that admitted to getting double teamed by strippers with toys?  Hell, one posted a "chicks with dicks" video on accident and he stayed around. There have been more than few state they like a finger in the butt during blowjobs.  If you can't get freaky on the internet, where can you?

Maybe he was so embarrassed he changed ISPs?

 

 

He should’ve just owned it. I mean, who really cares? Obviously some would but who cares what they think? I can’t remember the exact context of the post but wasn’t it basically about a woman stimulating his anus during sex? That’s hardly unheard of. I once saw a Japanese porn video where a woman inserted a finger (or two, can’t recall) and massaged a man’s prostate to ejaculation without ever touching his penis. Didn’t make him gay.
I never followed the link NowThis posted. I don’t know if he was gay or straight. But again, who cares? There are numerous gay posters on this board who are open about it and no one hassles them. I generally forget who they are until they post something that incidentally reminds me because I’m more interested in thoughts and ideas than personal identity. Whatever gets you off, man. That’s your business. And, for the last time, male anal stimulation during heterosexual sex, gay sex, or masturbation, is hardly a novel concept. In the latter case, Frank Zappa even wrote a song about it.
 

Shit, there was even a hit song about it.

On 5/22/2021 at 6:31 PM, Superhero said:

lol

Did he ever come back?

his own back, or his partner's?

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He should’ve just owned it. I mean, who really cares? Obviously some would but who cares what they think? I can’t remember the exact context of the post but wasn’t it basically about a woman stimulating his anus during sex? That’s hardly unheard of. I once saw a Japanese porn video where a woman inserted a finger (or two, can’t recall) and massaged a man’s prostate to ejaculation without ever touching his penis. Didn’t make him gay.

I never followed the link NowThis posted. I don’t know if he was gay or straight. But again, who cares? There are numerous gay posters on this board who are open about it and no one hassles them. I generally forget who they are until they post something that incidentally reminds me because I’m more interested in thoughts and ideas than personal identity. Whatever gets you off, man. That’s your business. And, for the last time, male anal stimulation during heterosexual sex, gay sex, or masturbation, is hardly a novel concept. In the latter case, Frank Zappa even wrote a song about it.

 

 

3 hours ago, immamac said:

His IP hasn't been to the site since.

found em.

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I busted out laughing so hard, secure in the grateful knowledge that I was present for yet another Shaggy/Surly moment in time that cannot be replicated anywhere else.  Tears were flowing.  I knew it’d be stamped in the immortal lineage of hilarious moments of joy I’ve been given by this truly unique community of aging assholes.  
 

My wife asks me what is so funny.  I explain the situation, animated fully with the ‘there I was’ eagerness of grandpa sharing his war stories.  In masterful fashion l lead up to how NowThis joined in and then showed her, with precise comedic timing, the URL he’d pasted on accident...

My wife, soulmate, mother of my children looks me in the eye and says ‘you’re fuckin stupid’.  

Edited by Homercles

2 hours ago, Homercles said:

My wife, soulmate, mother of my children looks me in the eye and says ‘you’re fuckin stupid’.  

I've met your wife IRL.

1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

I've met your wife IRL.

She doesn’t get Surly...never has, never will...but she watches Real Housewives and other total vomitous shit tv, so I’d call it even

I cannot even remotely understand the attraction for soap operas OR the "real housewives" shows.  Beyond stupid.

 

20 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

I cannot even remotely understand the attraction for the "real housewives" shows.  Beyond stupid.

 

You don't enjoy seeing plastic surgery gone wrong?

You don't enjoy seeing plastic surgery gone wrong?
I'll watch me some Dr. Pimple Popper or a surgical thing, sure.

But any of the "Girrrrl, you diss my handbag & I'll go to war on you" bullshit is just that, bullshit.

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1 minute ago, ROFL BOX said:

I'll watch me some Dr. Pimple Popper
 

Disgusted Freak Out GIF by Rachael Ray Show

What about submart? Antibody remember what happened there?

9 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Nobody. Yes, I’m talking about you.

Hey, not cool, man. I told you about those "Ruth Bader Ginsburg with the unicorn tattoo" fantasies in private. Why are you putting my shit on blast?

11 hours ago, Homercles said:

She doesn’t get Surly...never has, never will...but she watches Real Housewives and other total vomitous shit tv, so I’d call it even

Similar at my house. 
"You've got Hallmark channel where everything is all perfect and above average looking...  I've got Surly elite bangers of 10's."

13 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Hey, not cool, man. I told you about those "Ruth Bader Ginsburg with the unicorn tattoo" fantasies in private. Why are you putting my shit on blast?

🪵 berry

 

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His IP hasn't been to the site since.
If he is on a phone then you don't know that. You can totally track me personally at work (static ip) but not on my phone.

I still maintain he did it on purpose as a joke. No one makes that kind of mistake.

Edited by Helobious

I still maintain he did it on purpose as a joke. No one makes that kind of mistake.
Yea he sure stuck around and laughed it up with all of us after the fact. His replies were awesome.
On 5/23/2021 at 6:23 PM, ROFL BOX said:

I cannot even remotely understand the attraction for soap operas OR the "real housewives" shows.  Beyond stupid.

 

Soap operas, sure those are garbage. But if you dis Telenovelas, hermano de nuestro padre, then I will be forced to skid my Ferrari sideways into the courtyard of our family hacienda, pop my collar, and stride into the study to yell at you at full volume, where you sit, as always, in your own popped collar...

Kissing Maria Josefa...

Maria Josefa? Our uncle's mistress? TE MATO! SHE IS MINE!

On 5/23/2021 at 10:38 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

He should’ve just owned it. I mean, who really cares? Obviously some would but who cares what they think? I can’t remember the exact context of the post but wasn’t it basically about a woman stimulating his anus during sex? That’s hardly unheard of. I once saw a Japanese porn video where a woman inserted a finger (or two, can’t recall) and massaged a man’s prostate to ejaculation without ever touching his penis. Didn’t make him gay.

I never followed the link NowThis posted. I don’t know if he was gay or straight. But again, who cares? There are numerous gay posters on this board who are open about it and no one hassles them. I generally forget who they are until they post something that incidentally reminds me because I’m more interested in thoughts and ideas than personal identity. Whatever gets you off, man. That’s your business. And, for the last time, male anal stimulation during heterosexual sex, gay sex, or masturbation, is hardly a novel concept. In the latter case, Frank Zappa even wrote a song about it.

 

Oh he would have gotten shit about it for years.  Look, he doesn’t even post and he’s still getting shit about it.  

Yeah he would have gotten his shit pushed in.

9 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Oh he would have gotten shit about it for years.  Look, he doesn’t even post and he’s still getting shit about it.  

I never thought I’d want to lick a girl’s asshole, then I saw one that was so beautiful that it was just begging to be licked. So I gave it a lick. She loved it and so did I. You could not possibly give me any abuse over that. “Ha ha! You like to lick womens’ assholes!” Damn straight. The bullies will stop giving you shit when they see you don’t care. 

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You could not possibly give me any abuse over that. “Ha ha! You like to lick womens’ assholes!” Damn straight. The bullies will stop giving you shit when they see you don’t care. 

This site actually have a pretty strong divide on that particular subject, fwiw.  #teamasshole ftmfw

Oh he would have gotten shit about it for years.  Look, he doesn’t even post and he’s still getting shit about it.  

Part of it is because he’s not here anymore.

I called Stanco’s office once right after the infamous post and nearly told his secretary to let him know that NowThis called.
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9 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Oh he would have gotten shit about it for years.  Look, he doesn’t even post and he’s still getting shit about it.  

Shoot. Remember crayon from 2 sites ago? Agreed to be his sister’s “man of honor” at her wedding and got unrelenting shit for it for the next few years. 

On 5/22/2021 at 11:38 AM, immamac said:

He hasn't even logged in since like 30 minutes after that post. He was a really solid poster too, kinda sad - but hilarious.

I've never once thought he was a solid poster.  He was a bitch

2 hours ago, Superhero said:

Shoot. Remember crayon from 2 sites ago? Agreed to be his sister’s “man of honor” at her wedding and got unrelenting shit for it for the next few years. 

BTW, I got some nice diamond earrings for the wife - mother's day - got 'em from Crayon.  I didn't get a blowjob, but she got some nearly 1ct diamonds.

21 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Wait Crayon is supposed to give you a blowjob if you buy earrings from him?

The guy behind the bus station only asks for a 5 dollar bill.

On 5/23/2021 at 11:17 AM, Hate said:

 There have been more than few state they like a finger in the butt during blowjobs.  

Wait, some of you prude fucks don't like a little prostate play while getting blown?  

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