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I’ve got the same right foot as salah. I had no idea. 

Chelsea D have been impressive at time wasting. 

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Not enough intensity this half. Jota our only attacking sub option that has the quality to play in this game. We need another forward if we want to compete in the league and Europe. 

Not a great 2nd half at all except for Matip. 

Azpilicueta is every Ben Stiller antagonist douchebag character rolled into one. 

1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

Azpilicueta is every Ben Stiller antagonist douchebag character rolled into one. 

Holy shit. That’s spot on. 

Two points dropped. The left side (Henderson, Robbo, Mane) were very underwhelming. Hopefully Bob's hammy isn't done for months. 

Really can't believe we're going to end this window with Origi still on the roster and no forwards or mids purchased. It boggles the mind. 

We are not a team that panic buys but I wonder if Firmino's injury is going to change things at all. We were already light an attacker and now we'll be missing Bobby for at least a few matches.

 

Go after Sarr or Traore. We need scorers. No one behind the starting 3 are a threat. 

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2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Go after Sarr or Traore. We need scorers. No one behind the starting 3 are a threat. 


wut? Traore has scored 7 goals in 8,100 premier league minutes. His end product is horrible. 

gini  scored 27 premier league goals in 17,100 minutes. 

Maybe he’s tired of 0 to 1 purchase windows

 

4 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Well that sucks.

Not sure how much of a difference it'll make tbh. We have our scouting/recruiting infrastructure in place and we're a sell to buy club. 

F- summer.

Announcing an extension on deadline day for a diminishing player at a position that absolutely needed reinforcement this summer. Clown show

When was the last time we made a deadline day signing? Andy Carroll?

 

30 minutes ago, 406W30th said:

When was the last time we made a deadline day signing? Andy Carroll?

Ben Davies. Winter window because last summer was a failure as well.

Feels like another gonna bite you in the ass summer windows where we'll all be gnashing our teeth when an inevitable injury derails our season with no serviceable backups in place to keep things afloat. And yet another year where Origi somehow is still on the squad. 

27 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Feels like another gonna bite you in the ass summer windows where we'll all be gnashing our teeth when an inevitable injury derails our season with no serviceable backups in place to keep things afloat. And yet another year where Origi somehow is still on the squad. 

Bobby going down was a message.

FSG didn't receive it.

Well, we have Jota to come in for Bobby. And then beyond Jota....Minamino? Ox?

Thus is the life of a fan of a club run by American sports owners. 

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Well, we have Jota to come in for Bobby. And then beyond Jota....Minamino? Ox?

Thus is the life of a fan of a club run by American sports owners. 

Harvey could play on the right side of our front three.

That's a bit much to ask of a young player still trying to learn the ropes of the EPL. He's played brilliantly so far. Also, with our lack of depth at MF, I don't think moving him up is an ideal scenario. It may be necessary, unfortunately. 

Rhys Williams is off to Swansea on loan. 

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We're keeping the powder dry for next summer's pursuit of Haal....yeah I just can't do it. 

Would hate to see her fuck off to PSG on a free.

27 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I like our roster. We go again. 

I like our best 11. After that it starts getting dicey. Need everything to break perfectly to win it again. Which is why dropping two points to a 10 man Chelsea at home hurts.

Harvey with an injury, Naby stuck in a coup. At least we got a great summer signing at MF to shore up things.....time for CuJo. 

Get ready to get horny for the new yellow kit tomorrow

 

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Any word on Bobby?

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7 hours ago, mdmost said:

Harvey with an injury, Naby stuck in a coup. At least we got a great summer signing at MF to shore up things.....time for CuJo. 

Get ready to get horny for the new yellow kit tomorrow

Buy that and you've spent more on the club this summer than FSG

7 minutes ago, That Guy said:

Any word on Bobby?

The Brazilians might all get suspended by Fifa anyway but I would bet a couple weeks for Bobby

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