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16 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

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She would get "hot" and ride the waves. I was hoping that all girls in their 30s would be like her, but it wasn't to be.

She averaged about 2.5. Good for the ego.

A few times, like in the car on the way to Punta del Este, Uruguay from the port in Montevideo when we pulled off the highway onto a dirt road between farmland, she could hit 4 before having to stop for water and then get back on the highway. She wasn't perfect, but she could get "hot". 🤜 🤜

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Going to be interesting to see what CFC do at center back after this season. Shopping Zouma and have no one else under a long term contract.

 

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/aston-villa-transfer-news-ings-21092380

Danny Ings has been linked with Aston Villa having so far refused to sign a new contract with Southampton but the striker reportedly wants a move to Manchester United or Manchester City

 

I don't see Danny getting what he wants. Unfortunately, he will hold out - not sign with Southampton, will not sign with anyone else - and he will play for Southampton this season.

and leave on a free at the end of the season. Not good for a selling club.

Going to be interesting to see what CFC do at center back after this season. Shopping Zouma and have no one else under a long term contract.
 
Between Rudiger, Christensen, Dave you have two good options. Silva is your elder statesman. Ethan Ampadu, Jake Clarke-Salter and Malaga Sarr are the young bunch and I imagine Ampadu will end up further up the pitch. Probably will need a signing assuming Zouma moves on.
On 7/18/2021 at 2:04 PM, texifornia said:

Going to be interesting to see what CFC do at center back after this season. Shopping Zouma and have no one else under a long term contract.

 

Lot's of good deals in France due to their TV deal taking a huge hit.

In the midst of the Sigurdsson debacle, Everton signs two old dudes. Holy shit is that GK kit terrible.

 

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Everton add Demarai Gray from Leverkusen

 

I forget, why didn't he work out at LFC?

Everton continue to be active - Bernard to Sharjah in the UAE for an undisclosed fee

 

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Sevilla already had 3 Argentines on the roster, so they’ll be able to understand Lamela’s fucked up accent.

🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷+🇦🇷= 4 gauchos hablando castellano con un acento rioplatenase.

4 hours ago, alincoln said:

 

[Di Marzio] Varane to ManUtd deal done: €50M plus bonus to Real Madrid, medicals in #Manchester in two days

2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

... hablando castellano con un acento rioplatenaserioplatense


FIFY... added an "a" in there accidentally.

Rioplatense Spanish (/ˌrpləˈtɛns/),[3] also known as Rioplatense Castilian, is a variety of Spanish[4][5][6] spoken mainly in and around the Río de la Plata Basin of Argentina and Uruguay.[7] It is also referred to as River Plate Spanish or Argentine Spanish.[8] Being the most prominent dialect to employ voseo in both speech and writing, many features of Rioplatense are also shared with the varieties spoken in Eastern Bolivia and Chile. This dialect is often spoken with an intonation resembling that of the Neapolitan language of Southern Italy, but there are exceptions. The word employed to name the Spanish language in Argentina is castellano (English: Castilian) and in Uruguay, español (English: Spanish). See names given to the Spanish language.

As Rioplatense is considered a dialect of Spanish and not a distinct language, there are no credible figures for a total number of speakers. The total population of these areas would amount to some 25–30 million, depending on the definition and expanse.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rioplatense_Spanish

 

I/we pronounce "castellano" like "can-stay-SHAWN-oh"

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Dortmund grab PSV star Donyell Malen for 25.6m pounds

 

 

 

Good buy. Can see them doubling his value within the next 24 months.

Vieira's Palace rebuild continues - Patrick van Aanholt is off to Istanbul on a free

 

Nice pickup. Dude can play.

 

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On 7/27/2021 at 3:40 PM, texifornia said:

Dortmund grab PSV star Donyell Malen for 25.6m pounds

 

Arsenal just gave him away like 18 months ago for nothing.

Gary Cahill's a free agent. Feels like a PL team will pick him up as a cheap veteran backup.

 

After his big angry move from West Ham to China, Marko Arnautovic is back in Europe.

 

And former Chelsea next big thing and loan army superstar Christian Atsu leaves Newcastle for Al-Raed in Saudi. This intro video looks like it was made by an enthusiastic middle schooler.

 

28 minutes ago, texifornia said:

After his big angry move from West Ham to China, Marko Arnautovic is back in Europe.

 


At 32 and on a free(?), he's cheaper than Ricardo Pepi.

Maybe Pepi doesn't end up at Bologna.

4 minutes ago, Napoleon said:


At 32 and on a free(?), he's cheaper than Ricardo Pepi.

Maybe Pepi doesn't end up at Bologna.

£3.4m transfer

Just now, texifornia said:

£3.4m transfer


At 18 years of age, Ricardo Pepi is probably going to go over for £10m to £15m and that won't even be for 100% of his rights.

Plus, Pepi will count as one of the non-EU players.

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