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1 minute ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

This tech pitcher looks like he might lead the Big 12 in non-consensual sexual encounters.

Boogie Nights Todd Parker is pitching?

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  • HenryJames
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    Typical 1-2-3-4-5-6 inning.

  • Horny Bull
    Horny Bull

    Tip of the cap to Parker Joe. Our bullpen has been nothing short of a disaster of late. Dude was nails tonight when we needed it most. 

  • Machinator
    Machinator

    Maybe don't, then?

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

This camera coverage is so terrible

Worst camera work I’ve ever seen. Even the replay angles suck

7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

That 3-0 pitch was only 5 inches off the plate 

that's fine as long as he gives us that call next half inning. 

Just now, BERT said:

Worst camera work I’ve ever seen. Even the replay angles suck

 

It’s like your local high school football coverage on Friday night except this is zoomed all the way in and doesn’t track the play at all. 

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

This camera coverage is so terrible

Crystal meth is a helluva drug

Just now, lemonandaturd said:

Boogie Nights Todd Parker is pitching?

Exactly.  He definitely wants the shit that’s in the safe in the master bedroom.  He also worked at Party Boys.

Well, we took advantage of some very shaky tech pitching and survived some pretty critical errors.  Good job overall.

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, we took advantage of some very shaky tech pitching and survived some pretty critical errors.  Good job overall.

Is it over already? 

Sure is a breath of fresh air to see some good hitting and multiple HRs after so many years of weak bats

I’m signing up for the Nancy Lieberman camp

I looked away, that wasn't intentional?  Not only was it four pitches, it was quick.

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

That mound is fucking huge.  Thought it was the camera angle.

I used to love pitching on tall mounds. Had to scrape the ice off the mound when we would play at Mount Pleasant 

2 minutes ago, orangeut said:

Please.... throw strikes

What this man said.

This is why I would have just stuck with Parker Joe Robinson. Our bullpen has the toughest time throwing strikes. 

Just now, texasstrong12 said:

This is why I would have just stuck with Parker Joe Robinson. Our bullpen has the toughest time throwing strikes. 

Agreed.  Andy is usually fairly reliable, but lately  . . . .

It can just never be easy

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goofed

Just now, 83Horn said:

I can just never be easy

Try drinking, should loosen you up

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