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  • HenryJames
    HenryJames

    Typical 1-2-3-4-5-6 inning.

  • Horny Bull
    Horny Bull

    Tip of the cap to Parker Joe. Our bullpen has been nothing short of a disaster of late. Dude was nails tonight when we needed it most. 

  • Machinator
    Machinator

    Maybe don't, then?

Glad we didn’t burn any more arms today. At least tomorrow we start out 0-0. 

And this is why you don't have Clemens bunting twice today...small ball won't do crap against Tceh's offense.

6 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

zubia must be flat awful at first for him not to get time there.

You’d think a high school qb would have some athletic ability. 

More babip shit luck. 

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Glad we didn’t burn any more arms today. At least tomorrow we start out 0-0. 

Yeah, bocchi has to take one for the team

Just now, Lat22 said:

How did Zubia not score on that?

Gravity is a constant. 

Just now, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

What channel?
Can’t find it in my Guide.

ESPNU

No disrespect, but Augie has been gone for almost two months now. 

1 minute ago, zlavydra said:

That was a terrible two-strike pitxh. DJ just got under it.

It’s not that easy to hit a tortilla 370 feet. 

9 minutes ago, zlavydra said:

Yeah, bocchi has to take one for the team

I'm convinced that Bocchi is John Candalaria's illegitimate son

 

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Only thing surprising about that AB is that Rheams hit it 370 instead of 470

Moving on to something else on this glorious Saturday. 

21 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:

I'm convinced that Bocchi is John Candalaria's illegitimate son

 

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Maybe he should learn a knuckleball 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

28 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:

I'm convinced that Bocchi is John Candalaria's illegitimate son

 

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29 minutes ago, Austin Orange said:

14-5 and there is a grown man with a cape and mask on the screen.

Super Fan is evidence enough that we must avoid capes. What a goob.

How is it possible we have so many guys on scholarship that literally couldn't throw a strike with 4 tries against air?  

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Super Fan is evidence enough that we must avoid capes. What a goob.

Yeah, maybe shut this schtick down after the 5th or 6th after it became a laugher and let everyone watch and play it out in peace. 

3 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

How is it possible we have so many guys on scholarship that literally couldn't throw a strike with 4 tries against air?  

I bet they’re really good against air. Everything changes when a batter steps in there. 

Doubt it.  Some of these guys have no business being on a D1 team.  Just turrible.  

It is hard to believe at Texas our pitchers are this poor.

Let’s keep the faith our offense helps us get the W tomorrow.

\m/

1 hour ago, Tailgate said:

It is hard to believe at Texas our pitchers are this poor.

Let’s keep the faith our offense helps us get the W tomorrow.

\m/

What date is our last Sunday victory ?

And there it is. the ERA is over 4.5 at 4.63.  Officially the worst team ERA in 29 years.

 

It could get better as the season progresses and ends.  And it could get worse.

Edited by TwiceHorn

7 hours ago, Tailgate said:

It is hard to believe at Texas our pitchers are this poor.

Let’s keep the faith our offense helps us get the W tomorrow.

\m/

We wanted a hitting coach, so we went and grabbed one. Duh.

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

And there it is. the ERA is over 4.5 at 4.63.  Officially the worst team ERA in 29 years.

 

It could get better as the season progresses and ends.  And it could get worse.

Wow.

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