Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

  • Replies 527
  • Views 26.6k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Huckleberry
    Huckleberry

    Seems like with the overlapping dates after a logistical delay they should just finally make it the Copa Americas and never go back.

  • HenryJames
    HenryJames

    f bolsonaro

  • Patricio Swayze
    Patricio Swayze

    Wife made some pão de queijo and I made caipirinhas. Prontos.

Posted Images

Just now, Patricio Swayze said:

Holy fuck. Zero angle goal. Crazy.

Zero angle. Being pushed and falling down.

  • Author

Goal Colombia on a fast break. 
 

Argentina defenders are too slow and some guy named Diaz make a great individual play and flies around the outside of the right back and then toes the ball up over the keeper and hits the far right side of the net. 

Another Yellow for Colombia.

At least 4 between the two teams so far.

Nice run by di Maria on his first touch but then he passed it to no one in particular.

  • Author

“Fideo” (Ángel Di María) on for González or something. Di María getting his 110th cap… still as ugly as when he earned his first cap. 

Split the D from the right side and toe tapped it to the space at the top of the box, but no one was there. 

Another nice run by di Maria and he gets a shot off.  He's looking lively since coming on.

Holy shit, what is Ospina doing and how did he get away with it?

  • Author

Yellow card to Argentina 

5th Yellow of the game.

Di María has been to the ground at least three times and has yet to get a call. 

Tie game goes straight to penalties. 

Argentina just blows one v one against a defender standing in goal.

free kick in the Messi zone

Angela Lansbury Reaction GIF

Messi's smile was like why are they wasting their time? It doesn't matter what they do.

  • Author

6th Yellow !!!!!

Colombia fouls Messi from behind just outside of the box. 

“The man with the bloody sock”

No Goal !!

77’

 

Edited by Napoleon

Wow, Messi set up beautifully by di Maria and hits the post

  • Author

7th & 8th Yellow cards

5th Yellow for Colombia

3rd Yellow for Argentina 

Wow, Messi picks it up just short of the midline and carries it until fouled just outside the box.  I thought he was going all the way.

  • Author

9th Yellow card

6th for Colombia 

Collombia gets the over.

Just now, HenryJames said:

Fuck was that.

I thought it was a charge. He clearly had both feet on the ground and was set.

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

Has Messi ever gone with a daisy cutter? I don't get the man on the ground here.

 

Can you get a yellow on a penalty? Because I think we’re probably going to see it.

  • Author

L. Diaz (Colombia #14) with a chip of his defender in a face off along the left sideline. That guy is a saucy motherfucker. He’s got major confidence and major stones. 
 

PENALTIES

1 yellow before I laid out the O/U for Yellows. 
9 yellows after I laid out the 5.5.

EA821AE4-ACE1-4A24-B2A5-6A0587690DD1.png

9252338D-581A-4B7B-892F-03FA5CE4064E.png

lulz at the hip thrust

This is nuts.  I want guys mic'd up for pks from now on.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.