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Just now, shadow_operative said:

super finish.

Di Maria looks like a ghoul and is made of glass, but he's got skill for days. That first touch was even better than the chip.

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Stunner.

The giveaway that led to the goal, not the bartender.

Yeah, he’s at Trader Vic Mackey’s.

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Di Maria looks like a ghoul and is made of glass, but he's got skill for days. That first touch was even better than the chip.

Well the defender did slow it down for him. 

3 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Di Maria looks like a ghoul and is made of glass, but he's got skill for days. That first touch was even better than the chip.

he's prime Ozil-level when it comes to play making. at least he was. if he could stay healthy he'd be a superstar. 

edit- well, if he *could have* stayed healthy he *would have* been a superstar. some of the passes and plays he's made in his career are jaw dropping.

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Just now, Chips O'Toole said:

Well the defender did slow it down for him. 

slowed down or not, that was not your average bit of skill

5 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

These guys go down easier than @JNip at an aggy muster.

Where is @JNip? Oh right. He’s a Mexico fan, and it’s a tournament final.

6 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

These guys go down easier than @JNip at an aggy muster.

what i love is the combination of lunar gravity and the "stick the dive" launch routine where the gravity takes over after a momentary cessation of all forward momentum

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Where is @JNip? Oh right. He’s a Mexico fan, and it’s a tournament final.

i just saw that fucker in the oro copa thread

bitch is going to get pummeled

i am going to cut that motherfucker for his fan's behavior in the nation's league final

SHOW YOURSELF YOU BITCHASS PUSSY @JNip

7 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

fuck. that's a ruptured achilles. damn it that's terrible.

edit: or not! wow. 

Yeah, just Angel doin' Angel things.

10 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i just saw that fucker in the oro copa thread

bitch is going to get pummeled

i am going to cut that motherfucker for his fan's behavior in the nation's league final

SHOW YOURSELF YOU BITCHASS PUSSY @JNip

Lolz congrats on winning the most worthless tournament on the planet. You won the Carling Cup of concacaf and you guys act like you fuxking won the World Cup. Act like you’ve been there before. 
 

Tonight starts the only tournament that matters in this region.

Messi is just 45 mins away. Get it done.

@JNip

Your people are dirtiest cheapest sluttiest players and fans on the planet.  You suck.  Your players suck.  Your fans suck.  You are a fucking coward who would not face the music and you should be banned from this site on principal.

Edited by Hagbard Celine

1 minute ago, JNip said:

Lolz congrats on winning the most worthless tournament on the planet. You won the Carling Cup of concacaf and you guys act like you fuxking won the World Cup. Act like you’ve been there before. 
 

Tonight starts the only tournament that matters in this region.

 

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This is sub optimal. Fuck man. Argentina is doing a good job of shutting down the passing lanes and putting pressure. Goddamnit.

7 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

@JNip

Your people are dirtiest cheapest sluttiest players and fans on the planet.  You suck.  Your players suck.  Your fans suck.  You are a fucking coward who would not face the music and you should be banned from this site on principal.

@JNip sucks but "your people" talk is not cool. I don't think you've called people nips in a while, so that's good, but let's keep moving forward.

Edited by Serak The Preparer

Just now, Patricio Swayze said:

This is sub optimal. Fuck man. Argentina is doing a good job of shutting down the passing lanes and putting pressure. Goddamnit.

Getting the sense that Brazil will break through sooner than later against Argie's aging back line. Y'all generated some decent chances in the first.

8 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

@JNip

Your people are dirtiest cheapest sluttiest players and fans on the planet.  You suck.  Your players suck.  Your fans suck.  You are a fucking coward who would not face the music and you should be banned from this site on principal.

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"Your people" is a slippery slope, bruh. But I do agree that El Tri fans are soccer's equivalent to aggy. The worst. The absolute worst.

Fatwas are dumb. I just wish @JNip could actually talk trash intelligently--or at least own his stupidity--instead of being the Mexican Farva.

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13 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

@JNip

Your people are dirtiest cheapest sluttiest players and fans on the planet.  You suck.  Your players suck.  Your fans suck.  You are a fucking coward who would not face the music and you should be banned from this site on principal.

Wtf? What did I do now? What principal? Being Mexican? You must be a Trumper. Hey Trumper! 

12 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Oh nice. jnip is here. Punch your dad lately?

Past away from COVID. It’s why I’ve been away man. 

Just now, JNip said:

Past away from COVID. It’s why I’ve been away man. 

I’m sorry.  That got dark in a hurry.

3 minutes ago, JNip said:

Past away from COVID. It’s why I’ve been away man. 

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Para las penas, amigo.

2 minutes ago, JNip said:

Wtf? What did I do now? What principal? Being Mexican? You must be a Trumper. Hey Trumper! 

sorry about your dad.

what's wonderful about being a liberal pacifist socialist communist marxist is that i can call a spade a spade.

haven't fired a weapon in 35 years and don't own one.  i think i fail the january 6th test.

have you ever taken a urine bag to the head?  a razor blade to the face?  at a us-mexico soccer match?

i have.  multiple times.

i have the street cred and scars to call out your bitch ass for mexican fan behavior on us soil.

all.

day.

long.

sorry about your dad.

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

sorry about your dad.

what's wonderful about being a liberal pacifist socialist communist marxist is that i can call a spade a spade.

haven't fired a weapon in 35 years and don't own one.  i think i fail the january 6th test.

have you ever taken a urine bag to the head?  a razor blade to the face?  at a us-mexico soccer match?

i have.  multiple times.

i have the street cred and scars to call out your bitch ass for mexican fan behavior on us soil.

all.

day.

long.

sorry about your dad.

I’ve been pushed and shoved by a drunk American fan. Got called a bitch blablabla but never threatened. All good man, I’ve never thrown urine at anyone lol. Heck… I won’t even waste on throwing my beer, I rather drink it. 

the combination of extreme technical skill, extreme fouling, and extreme simulation is a sight to behold

What about that Messi dive. 

Messi very consistent in his dives. 

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