May 26, 20214 yr I understand there's a "help" board but from what I've seen, the content there centers around do it yourself projects. I'm in a bind though. We just returned to the office at work and sure enough I have a female manager now. As I was returning to lunch today, she asked if I was smuggling a 9 inch cucumber in my pants and said "you better stifle that thing when you're visiting customers." 10 minutes ago she just asked if I wanted to hit the treadmill in the basement gym. I feel like I'm being sexually harassed and I had no response to the cucumber comment. I just sort of walked off. Should I have said "that's not a cucumber and you're sexually harrassing me" or just let it go. How should I handle this moving forward? Please excuse any typos as it's hard to type while running on a treadmill.
May 26, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, closetohumping said: I understand there's a "help" board but from what I've seen, the content there centers around do it yourself projects. I'm in a bind though. We just returned to the office at work and sure enough I have a female manager now. As I was returning to lunch today, she asked if I was smuggling a 9 inch cucumber in my pants and said "you better stifle that thing when you're visiting customers." 10 minutes ago she just asked if I wanted to hit the treadmill in the basement gym. I feel like I'm being sexually harassed and I had no response to the cucumber comment. I just sort of walked off. Should I have said "that's not a cucumber and you're sexually harrassing me" or just let it go. How should I handle this moving forward? Please excuse any typos as it's hard to type while running on a treadmill. You should have asked her how much salad dressing she'd like on her tossed cucumber salad.
May 26, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, closetohumping said: I understand there's a "help" board but from what I've seen, the content there centers around do it yourself projects. I'm in a bind though. We just returned to the office at work and sure enough I have a female manager now. As I was returning to lunch today, she asked if I was smuggling a 9 inch cucumber in my pants and said "you better stifle that thing when you're visiting customers." 10 minutes ago she just asked if I wanted to hit the treadmill in the basement gym. I feel like I'm being sexually harassed and I had no response to the cucumber comment. I just sort of walked off. Should I have said "that's not a cucumber and you're sexually harrassing me" or just let it go. How should I handle this moving forward? Please excuse any typos as it's hard to type while running on a treadmill. Did you tell her your real name was "Close to Humping?"
May 27, 20214 yr 59 minutes ago, midtown said: I bet you complain about not having seatbelts in the back seat of a taxi
May 27, 20214 yr 13 hours ago, MissingInAction said: Gonna need pics of manager. As you already fucking know. I'm sensing the real issue is that she's not very good looking.
May 27, 20214 yr Author 7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said: Mine's bigger. Yes, but friendly advice. It's supposed to go in the front, not the back.
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