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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

You seem like a dumbass who doesn't understand how something works and is spreading fear based on misinformation.

Sound familiar?

You seem like you suck cock. Reminds me of your mother. 

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  • SmokeyTheBear
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    Man, some of yall seem to forget the site you are on and it's roots in crass discourse. I didn't realize so many of you all were so sensitive and fragile to the point of needing your own space to not

  • hayden_horn
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    the conservative exit from the board, on shaggy, was possibly due to what led to the [serious] manifestation.  what a lot of you don't understand is that a lot of moderation is driven from report

  • South Austin
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    He means it this time!

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Was it TJ that posted those great pics of strippers from the yellow rose with cocaine on their ass while getting plowed?

Right. I think he called that the "Randy Marsh method". 

40 minutes ago, immamac said:

oh, sorry TJ was self-immolated and by request had me delete all his content. TTom was who I was talking about, got my crazies mixed up. 

yeah, tj was the dude who went fucking bonkers calling people "soy boy" over and over again in the cloak room and wondered why he was getting negged.

2 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Was it TJ that posted those great pics of strippers from the yellow rose with cocaine on their ass while getting plowed?

that was jt

JT's pics were fun.  I don't remember TJ.  Was he the one with the avatar of the hot chick holding up the surfboard? 

35 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Oh I’m not vain. I’m one fo the more stupid posters here. That’s why I listen to the smart people rather than pretend I’m the expert. Try it sometime

Okay, I'll "pay more" attention

7 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Can we trade the CR for JT back?

Yes GIF

17 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

that was jt

Whatever happened to old Dr. Troy?

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Trump is president:  It's OK to politicize the news!!

Biden is president:   Stop politicizing the news!!

Lol.

2 hours ago, immamac said:

TJ Hooker went batshit and started posting literal Q Anon shit in all caps and ranting at people like a lunatic.

Kyle went on full moderator approved posting to try to save himself for 3 full months, did great for 1 month and then relapsed fantastically enough to get negged off the board. 

 

2 hours ago, immamac said:

oh, sorry TJ was self-immolated and by request had me delete all his content. TTom was who I was talking about, got my crazies mixed up. 

That's fantastic!!

Ah come on. There's plenty of whining about one person repbombing someone from the other side. Or following someone outside of CR to neg their posts. On the now moved DT Covid thread, people are whining the Cheeseweasel is neg repping them and not backing up his arguments. Just remove rep from the political board and you might be shocked that actual discussion might take place because you can't puss out and leave an emoj instead of an argument. Or you get less "negged" responses to something people don't like. 

Message board rep is serious business.
2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I always thought he was about 65 with the way he posts.

Hey!

5 hours ago, Mole said:

Also, it’s funny that the FitLump thread, which is a plainly political topic, manages to stay free of politics. Somehow everyone can play nice there, but a worldwide disease is just too much to discuss without losing our minds.

5 hours ago, F250 said:

Fitlump is that awful.

She’s a product of Shaggy/Surly.  Ironically, the threads that gave birth to her were all in non-CR forums.  

Plus, hatred/laughter directed her way is not relegated to any political party.  It’s because she’s fucking fitlump.

Eventually she will aim for a high enough office that somebody will find her DT thread on Surly (threads on Shaggy are probably marked spam in Google these days) and find her nudes and life choices.   Reddit did find the Dt thread but it was too late.   

2 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

 

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Please spoiler that shit.

13 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Hey!

need to get your eyes checked.  he said 65, not 165.

By the way, when fitlump runs for re-election or another office, I am not advocatIng that the DT thread get spammed to social media/reddit (and spammed much earlier than last year) to share with the world our horrible creation, but if it does, 

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35 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Was TJ the one fucking 14 year olds in the Philippines? 

 

24 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

That was RayDog. 

No, no, no. He claimed they were 18 while looking like 12 year olds (completely coincidentally: the age of consent in the Philippines at the time was 12) while simultaneously lamenting the archaic and prudish age of consent laws in America. In other words, everything was very clearly on the up and up!

 

 

Seriously the only time I've ever wished for more moderation on this website.

7 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

No, no, no. He claimed they were 18 while looking like 12 year olds (completely coincidentally: the age of consent in the Philippines at the time was 12) while simultaneously lamenting the archaic and prudish age of consent laws in America. In other words, everything was very clearly on the up and up

And yet, in hindsight, the txtow threads were far more sinister.   He will probably die in prison.
 

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3 hours ago, mdmost said:

And as I've said multiple times, remove rep from the CR and ban anyone who goes on neg sprees outside of CR. You want people to talk politics only in CR, make rep bombing impossible.

I don't know if this is the solution, but I don't see anything working out until CR is cleaned up a bit.

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

JT's pics were fun.  I don't remember TJ.  Was he the one with the avatar of the hot chick holding up the surfboard? 

That was skipperj.

I knew there was a "J" involved! 

And yet, in hindsight, the txtow threads were far more sinister.   He will probably die in prison.
 

It was ridiculous that Txtow was allowed to post for as long as he was after it came out he was a sexual predator.
1 minute ago, Hate said:


It was ridiculous that Txtow was allowed to post for as long as he was after it came out he was a sexual predator.

And he was the rock thrower guy, too---right?  We have had our fair share of fucking lunatics on here.  I'm sure one day we'll figure out the 2018 bomber guy was on here too 

1 minute ago, Hate said:


It was ridiculous that Txtow was allowed to post for as long as he was after it came out he was a sexual predator.

I was talking about the bad advice he was giving about being towed.   

Just now, Lobo said:

And he was the rock thrower guy, too---right?  We have had our fair share of fucking lunatics on here.  I'm sure one day we'll figure out the 2018 bomber guy was on here too 

Yes.  And the Silk Road guy posted here I believe.   

quit donald trump GIF

We need to get Randolph Duke to make some charts showing that when UT football is not doing well, posts in CR and DT drastically rise, especially heated posts.  There has to be a correlation.  

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yes.  And the Silk Road guy posted here I believe.   

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Yeah, but I kinda admire that kid.  He was just a disruptor ahead of his time.  20 years from now, what he did will be a bachelor's degree program at most universities.  Molesting kids and throwing rocks at speeding cars will likely always be out of favor.

As for Fitlump, in 20 years time...we'll either be living under her thumb...or dead by her hand. 

35 minutes ago, elfenix said:

need to get your eyes checked.  he said 65, not 165.

If I never seen the man on a photo here, I'd think he'd look like this.

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Why else would you be looking at photos of the men on here?  

19 minutes ago, JBJ said:

I don't know if this is the solution, but I don't see anything working out until CR is cleaned up a bit.

In your mind, what's the problem with CR right now? It's a pretty rough and tumble board, but it's the designated place to talk about the shitshow that's been our shared existence for the last several years. That isn't the Texas football team at least.

Posters don't get neg-bombed for having dissenting or contrary opinions in CR, but they do get thumped for having wildly hot takes that are completely unsupported by evidence and/or ongoing posting of disinformation and misinformation. And even then, the negs only come when that person has really committed to being pants-on-head insane or just plain trolling.

Can we do something about having 3 separate Covid thread in CR?

30 minutes ago, Hate said:


It was ridiculous that Txtow was allowed to post for as long as he was after it came out he was a sexual predator.

Hey those records were expunged!!

45 minutes ago, JBJ said:

I don't know if this is the solution, but I don't see anything working out until CR is cleaned up a bit.

Careful there, buddy. You're getting pretty close to flat-out advocating for a section 230 violation, not to mention totally ignoring the Rome statute, which clearly applies.

jt was the egg face in the frying pan gif. Never made the transition from shaggy

12 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Hey those records were expunged!!

Right? The prosecutor dismissed those charges!!! And then I posted his pending court date listed on the Travis County docket.  Fucking lunatic. 

I'm getting similar vibes from Rex Cramer Dr. Beeper as immamac.  Mods, can we do an IP check?

2 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

jt was the egg face in the frying pan gif. Never made the transition from shaggy

jt lost it. Turned in his wings. 

3 hours ago, immamac said:

oh, sorry TJ was self-immolated and by request had me delete all his content. TTom was who I was talking about, got my crazies mixed up. 

I was about to say nobody wanted TJ Hooker gone because we were all looking forward to years of bumping his election night thread over and over to relive the hilarity of it all.😂

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

jt lost it. Turned in his wings. 

I can’t wait for the new Top Gun in theaters! 😁

 

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47 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Can we do something about having 3 separate Covid thread in CR?

CR is like the Wuhan of this website. You  cant just expect for it to be safely contained in just 1 thread. 

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