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4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

2, 3, F (with sugar).

See some of us are cultured fucks.

On 5/28/2021 at 6:11 PM, Sbbruin said:

4 on the steak, eh.  What’s the preferred ketchup you like with it?

😆   I get your point!!   I should have left the steak one blank, because I don't really eat beef anymore.

Trying to transition into a vegetarian lifestyle.....but bacon, man......

Bugs the shit out of me that people don't realize dark roast coffee has less caffeine in it. Gimme a good medium roast coffee, and if you put a goddamn thing in it, I'll fucking cut you.

2, 4, A for the record, though.

On 5/27/2021 at 5:07 PM, nnm said:

Steak:  #1 is too well done. Black and blue/Pittsburgh. 
 

Dude might as well walk up to a cow and take a bite

On 5/29/2021 at 10:06 PM, Hefeweizen said:

See some of us are cultured fucks.

And others take sugar in their coffee. 

I’ll eat my steak at either a 1 or 2, usually target a 2.

Toast is a 4 or 5.

Coffee is B.  I take a splash of cream or milk, no sugar. 

I’ll eat my steak at either a 1 or 2, usually target a 2.

Toast is a 4 or 5.

Coffee is B.  I take a splash of cream or milk, no sugar. 

3, 3, C

Or you could just do this:

Spoiler

 

Edited by Bullneck

This is another one of those things hackers use to guess your password if your password is about steak and toast like me. Don’t fall for it.

Edited by Mole

1 hour ago, Mole said:

This is another one of those things hackers use to guess your password if your password is about steak and toast like me. Don’t fall for it.

I get around the "What's your password" thing by making "what's" my password.

1 hour ago, Bigbend1812 said:

 

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This isn't the how do you like your cream thread. 

This is another one of those things hackers use to guess your password if your password is about steak and toast like me. Don’t fall for it.

Username checks…
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X, 5, X

(I know, I know, the unpopular opinion thread is that way ->...)

Steak sucks and so does Coffee. Both smell delicious until you eat/drink the shit. Yes, I've had it several different ways and it doesn't get better. Taste/texture thing for me I guess. Come from a long line of meat and potato family, wife and daughter both love meat and potatoes as well. Just never hit home with me.

 

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Edited by Droopy

I am puzzled that OP is not asking our preference in Mac n Cheese, Salet, and Tramp Stamps.

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm assuming that your user name refers to your penis then

Which makes for a difficult marriage since his wife loves meat. 

4 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm assuming that your user name refers to your penis then

Probably? Depends on how well done the beef curtains are. 

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Which makes for a difficult marriage since his wife loves meat. 

She did, at least until we said “I do.” 

Edited by Droopy

2 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Probably? Depends on how well done the beef curtains are. 

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6 hours ago, Droopy said:

X, 5, X

(I know, I know, the unpopular opinion thread is that way ->...)

Steak sucks and so does Coffee. Both smell delicious until you eat/drink the shit. Yes, I've had it several different ways and it doesn't get better. Taste/texture thing for me I guess. Come from a long line of meat and potato family, wife and daughter both love meat and potatoes as well. Just never hit home with me.

 

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Steak somwhere between 1 and 2, but honestly those all look like they were cooked by somebody who probably calls what they did "barbequing". If better executed I could maybe go as done as what 3 was probably trying to be depending on the cut.

Toast 3-4

Coffee anywhere from A to D depending on where I'm at.

Steak:  2 as long as it has a good Maillard reaction, so the steak has to be thick (or the grill blazing hot). I could live with 3 with the same qualifiers  

Toast:  3 or 4 if it’s sourdough or crusty European-style bread, 4 or 5 if it’s wheat.

Coffee:  A if it’s great coffee, otherwise B to cut the bitterness.

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

On 5/30/2021 at 12:15 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

Bugs the shit out of me that people don't realize dark roast coffee has less caffeine in it. Gimme a good medium roast coffee, and if you put a goddamn thing in it, I'll fucking cut you.

2, 4, A for the record, though.

Who cares if medium-rare steak had less, I don’t know, let’s say iron than well-done steak? We’re  choosing based on taste, not chemistry. 

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