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You want me to abandon the fucking meeting to bring in a new piano?

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  • 4 weeks later...

God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes.

"When I say, 'Go fuck yourself, Sheriff,' will you put that down to drunkenness or a high estimate of your athleticism?"

August commencement to my administration, standing stymied outside a saloon next to a degenerate tit-licker.

... stand it like a man. and give some back. 

 

best.show.ever.

 

Edited by mchookem

18 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store.

I have the longer version of this printed. I read it from time to time when I get a little down on myself. 

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I'll tell you the truth. I begin to wonder if I mightn't be fucking queer.

You see more to admire in the male asshole than you'd realized hitherto?

Edited by NotActuallyALonghorn

Do not put unauthorized cinnamon on the goddamn meeting table!

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Trixie:

Does it occur to you, banging repeatedly on the fucking wall, either I'm not in, which makes what your doing stupid, or bein' in, I don't want to see you. Which makes you a pain in my balls.

(Softer) Doubtless now noddin' agreement like a little boy fucking lost.

God bless you, Mr. Swearengen.
Well, not likely. But my prospects have just improved.

 

Al Swearengen may be the greatest character in TV history.

When he's not lying, Al's one of the most honorable men you'll ever meet.

You, Al, Are An Object Lesson In The Healing Powers Of Obstinacy And A Hostile Disposition.

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Kitchen's closed.

 

The sustenance I would take in any case, Mr. Hearst, like a newly hatched bird, would come, I would hope, from your mouth.

(Mimics bird screeching)

  • Author

Kitchen's closed.

 

The sustenance I would take in any case, Mr. Hearst, like a newly hatched bird, would come, I would hope, from your mouth.

(Mimics bird screeching)

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