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SWA pilot takes the phrase COCK-pit too literally, whips it out and gives himself a yank while flying

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SWA pilot (27 years on the job) decides he cant hold back the urge to jerk it to his female copilot. 

he got to retire in August with benefits... but turns out its illegal to sexually harass your coworker in the cockpit and he pled guilty this week...  saying it was all a big joke... 

"In a statement via video link, Haak apologised for his behaviour, adding: "It started as a consensual prank between me and the other pilot. I never imagined it would turn into this in a thousand years.""

uh huh...

SWA finally revoked his behefits sometime in the last few months...

 

jerk it, jerk, jerk, jerk it real good

Wait a minute... guy's name is "Mike Haak."  This has to be a Wee Too Lo,  Sum Ting Wong joke right?  Wanna see Mike Haak?  

thanks aa lot bin laden

I rarely work.

Narrator: he's at work right now.

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Please tell me the plane intercom was on during all this.  

 

Miss!  You forgot the coffee!  

Can't imagine what a female co-pilot looks like, only have seen their flight attendants. Congrats on that, losing you benefits jerking to an ou cheerleader. 

I thought United was the airline with the friendly skies.

 

Maybe he was an old timer though. Up, up and away with TWA.

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In a statement via video link, Haak apologised for his behaviour, adding: "It started as a consensual prank between me and the other pilot. I never imagined it would turn into this in a thousand years."

Because who doesn't drop trou and watch porn at work? It's a prank as old as the hills.

 

22 minutes ago, royiv said:

Because who doesn't drop trou and watch porn at work? It's a prank as old as the hills.

I've declared it my "emotional support" porn. HR is in quite a pickle now.

21 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

"In a statement via video link, Haak apologised for his behaviour, adding: "It started as a consensual prank between me and the other pilot. I never imagined it would turn into this in a thousand years.""

The dangers of an undeveloped imagination.

Damn, sorry. Hate beat me to it.

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Jeez- between this and the flight attendant getting her teeth knocked out, SWA is turning into Spirit Airlines.

$5000 is only 3500 pounds now?!

All of you fucks judging this pilot have obviously never spent time in a Turkish prison.

CVR? Asking for a friend.

All of you fucks judging this pilot have obviously never spent time in a Turkish prison.

Do you like gladiator movies?

Interesting, I thought airbus was the only one that had a stick in lieu of a yoke.

Did he atleast declare "I have the controls" before yokeing his stick? Don't want any confusion of who is in command there

16 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Talk about a pilot’s error. 

Interesting that @PilotsError has not posted or been seen since the arrest.  

3 hours ago, millhouse said:

Interesting, I thought airbus was the only one that had a stick in lieu of a yoke.

Did he atleast declare "I have the controls" before yokeing his stick? Don't want any confusion of who is in command there

I’m sure he was hoping for “Dual Input”, but ended up with “Priority Left” followed by “Retard, retard!”.

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