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1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Wonder who our new overlord will be.

Middle East vs Asian vs American

 

I assume that they will force New Castle and City owners to sell too? Bueller? Bueller?

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28 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Wonder who our new overlord will be.

Middle East vs Asian vs American

Some mystery buyer named Abram Romanovich

5 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

 

Hmm, perhaps this could be the basis for me to switch team fandom finally. City, here I come.

first place, mother fuckers. Wait  

actually, I’ve always had a soft spot for Chelsea…perhaps if the new owners are decent human beings (lol), I will keep it blue. 

7 minutes ago, sidis said:

actually, I’ve always had a soft spot for Chelsea

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We just need 30,000 of us to chip in a hundred g

45 minutes in and Leeds does not look like the rat dog shit that was rolled out last week by Bielsa. 

Leeds has had about 3 times the dangerous opportunities that host Leicester have had, but guys like Rodri suck absolutely elephant asshole with his final touch. 

This is hilarious and warming at the same time.  Fuck this guy; oh wait it Ericksen.  I love you man.  tweet was disabled but you can find it on NBC twitter page.  

 

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Had to miss the live Villa match this morning, embargo myself from updates, and watch recorded.  

So, without further ado...  OLLIE!  DOUG!  PC!!!!! GET IN THERE DANNY!

Whew.  That was great!  4-nil Villa!  Sitting nicely in 11th with a match or two in hand.

Love hearing the fans boo the shit out of Zouma every time he touches the ball.

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17 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

Shit fans, shit club

Fuck those Chelsea fans.

Good game so far, but United's cbs are so bad it's more likely to be 4-1 than 2-2.

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Good game so far, but United's cbs are so bad it's more likely to be 4-1 than 2-2.

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6 hours ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Good game so far, but United's cbs are so bad it's more likely to be 4-1 than 2-2.

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You got numbers for the Texas Lotto?

On 2/26/2022 at 1:11 PM, Firemans4Horn said:

Michael Keane is such a stiff. Seems like the primary requirement to be an Everton player. 


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god damn this team hasn't just collapsed...they are trying their hardest to be the worst team in history.  So glad I decided to go free agent fan.

Just now, sidis said:

god damn this team hasn't just collapsed...they are trying their hardest to be the worst team in history.  So glad I decided to go free agent fan.

Walk across the parking lot and join us. YNWA.

LOL, jesus...well this should be a lot of fun for Spurs fans.

Meh, this pretty much just guarantees a loss to a bottom feeder coming up.

 

Checks schedule ...

 

... YUP! ManU.

On 2/8/2022 at 3:26 PM, Firemans4Horn said:

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hiring Frank Lampard is like signing up with Amway. 


“I want a refund”

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Spurs making a nice run for top 4.

And then their next game happens. 

15 hours ago, ztejas said:

Spurs making a nice run for top 4.

Arsenal is the surprise to me.  They were a joke at the beginning of the season, but they are in good form and are looking like the favorites to finish 4th at this point.  Then again, not being in any tournaments has probably helped them lately.  

On 3/7/2022 at 5:59 PM, Captain Ron said:

And then their next game happens. 

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Couldn't happen to a shittier club or shittier fanbase.

So no Haaland or Mbappe to Chelsea?

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So no Haaland or Mbappe to Chelsea?

UK government 

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