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2 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

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So exactly how does this time machine work? Did Chelsea just move into a perpetual 2002? Or is it just us? Or are we both there? And is this kind of like Groundhog Day?

 

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Honestly this is probably just posturing from Parliament in order to expedite the sale. Let's just hope Woody Johnson readies his bid and then brings them back to their pre-Oligarch mediocrity.

 

10 minutes ago, 406W30th said:

Honestly this is probably just posturing from Parliament in order to expedite the sale. Let's just hope Woody Johnson readies his bid and then brings them back to their pre-Oligarch mediocrity.

 

I would be curious how this holds up in the court of UK law. That being said, given the stipulation of how the sale/proceeds go, I don't see how this is going to accelerate the sale of the team. Frankly I think that Roman is just going to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over.

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So much in this thread.

Who knows what happens in the end, but Roman needs to go. Fuck him and Russia.

As stated previously if this didn't happen I would've probably dropped EPL and Chelsea, he needed to go. Who knows where this takes us in the future, but my fandom for an EPL team is infinitely less important than what is going on in Europe right now. Hell if it would help assassinate Putin, I might even become part of the hive mind on this board and pull for Liverpool.

Everton are next

 

When Abu Dhabi or Saudi start the wrong war or hack the wrong person up Man City and Newcastle will fall. 
 

“Fit and proper” has been a fucking joke in the league for 20 years and the chickens have come home to roost. 

Us Spurs fans..."can we get enic to invade a Caribbean island"

2 hours ago, MoJames said:

I might even become part of the hive mind on this board and pull for Liverpool.

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2 hours ago, MoJames said:

 Hell if it would help assassinate Putin, I might even become part of the hive mind on this board and pull for Liverpool.

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We get the "English Beth Mowins" as color commentary for the Leeds-Villa match.  Yay.

Chelsea is pretty fortunate to have drawn Lille in the CL since they can reasonably take the train there.

Assuming their 2-0 lead holds, they'll have to hope they draw Liverpool, City, or ManU (if they get past Atleti). Would be a helluva bus ride to Benfica.image.png.ae058de58c5d6d423bf7e99517dd40bd.png

PC with the deflection to "bulge the auld onion bag"!

1-nil Villa in the 22nd.

7 minutes ago, 406W30th said:

Chelsea is pretty fortunate to have drawn Lille in the CL since they can reasonably take the train there.

Assuming their 2-0 lead holds, they'll have to hope they draw Liverpool, City, or ManU (if they get past Atleti). Would be a helluva bus ride to Benfica.image.png.ae058de58c5d6d423bf7e99517dd40bd.png

What the hell are you talking about. 

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What the hell are you talking about. 

He is making a joke about how the team can't spend a certain amount for travel because the owner of the club is tied up with a war in Ukraine.

This is about as clear of a handball as you will see. How the ref missed it, no clue.

EDIT - And I have no no clue how this took any sort time time for VAR to determine that it needed to be reexamined or how the ref needed more than 1 look at the call to change his mind.

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The Leeds fans do *not* like Tyrone Mings... ha.

"Tyrone Mings. Fooking shit!" (repeat multiple times every time he's near the ball, including when he's on the ground after a 50/50 ball injury)

Just now, RamjetFDO said:

The Leeds fans do *not* like Tyrone Mings... ha.

"Tyrone Mings. Fooking shit!" (repeat multiple times every time he's near the ball, including when he's on the ground after a 50/50 ball injury)


maybe the next England national team manager will realize that. 

9 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

This is about as clear of a handball as you will see. How the ref missed it, no clue.

EDIT - And I have no no clue how this took any sort time time for VAR to determine that it needed to be reexamined or how the ref needed more than 1 look at the call to change his mind.

Yup seemed odd Martin didn't call it but counterpoint it was Martin.

5 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Matty FOOKING Cash!!!!

2-nil Villa in the 66th!

FUCK VILLA

Calum (who?) Chambers with a beauty of a strike, especially for a defender!

3-nil Villa in the 74th!

2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Watford is hot steaming dog shit.

Well yeah, the Moose out front should have told you.

1 hour ago, RamjetFDO said:

We get the "English Beth Mowins" as color commentary for the Leeds-Villa match.  Yay.

Who is that kiddo chatting on about the game?

Oof Villans hurt another opponent. Taken out on a stretcher. 

1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:

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Yes - I get that. I think I took the comment too seriously. 

Although Chelsea taking public transport to France would be funny. 

2 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

The Leeds fans do *not* like Tyrone Mings... ha.

"Tyrone Mings. Fooking shit!" (repeat multiple times every time he's near the ball, including when he's on the ground after a 50/50 ball injury)

 

31 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Not sure how the bha keeper didn't get a red on the goal.

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Mike. Dean. 

8 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

yay we took down all the BAD OWNERS with Roman!!!!

 

 

 

Sensational headline is sensational. They were death sentence recipients. 

It's annoying when Villa play West Ham in London.

"Bitch stole my look."

43 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Sensational headline is sensational. They were death sentence recipients. 


 

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Mr. Adubusi’s rights group said that of the cases it had been able to monitor and document among the 81 people executed, it had found no charges that merited the death penalty under the criteria that Saudi Arabia has made public. Some of the charges were related to participation in human rights demonstrations, the group said.

It said it had not been able to document many of the cases because of the Saudi justice system’s lack of transparency, and because family members of some of the accused had been threatened and intimidated.

Rights groups said that many of the executed were from Saudi Arabia’s Shiite Muslim minority, which has long been at odds with the government over discrimination against Shiites.

 


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57 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Sensational headline is sensational. They were death sentence recipients. 

And Putin is just trying to drive the Nazis out of Ukraine. 
 

#NothingToSeeHere

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Nothing like Liverpool fans talking shit about another club going through managerial turmoil. 

I mean you're working on getting up to 40 years removed from killing 97 people but keep up the banter. 

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Nothing like Liverpool fans talking shit about another club going through managerial turmoil. 

I mean you're working on getting up to 40 years removed from killing 97 people but keep up the banter. 


fuck you you worthless cunt. 

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On 8/12/2021 at 2:09 PM, maninblack said:

I think ztejas is their version of bone3421

I stand by this

Welp.

Decent quick strike to put the Hammers up 1-nil in the 70th.

1 minute ago, RamjetFDO said:

Welp.

Decent quick strike to put the Hammers up 1-nil in the 70th.

If we had to give one up...

23 minutes ago, maninblack said:

I stand by this

I stand by checking your bullshit free reign over the EPL thread. I can't speak for those living in England as I've never been but you consistently rate as the worst and most annoying fanbase up there with Man U - just minus the success I guess. 

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I stand by checking your bullshit free reign over the EPL thread. I can't speak for those living in England as I've never been but you consistently rate as the worst and most annoying fanbase up there with Man U - just minus the success I guess. 

Even your comebacks are retarded.

Cope dumb fuck.

 

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