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2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

He made up for it for a bad penalty, but Burnley shows exactly why they are in the relegation race. Holy shit that was Red Sea-esque defending.

Given how shit Norwich, Watford, Burnley, Everton, and Leeds are, they should send all 5 teams down.

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Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Given how shit Norwich, Watford, Burnley, Everton, and Leeds are, they should send all 5 teams down.

Yeah, give me some Stoke City.

2 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Yeah, give me some Stoke City.

I'd like to see The Swans return.

7 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Yeah, give me some Stoke City.

(csb) My son and I got to be the "Captain's Sponsor" and stand at the center of Stoke's pitch literally seconds before kickoff with a few other donors. (/csb)

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/nobert

This is setting up for such a fun final day with Leeds, Everton, and Burnley. 

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both games move into ties after a richarlison goal.

Even though it didn't go against us... just on principle.  "Fuck VAR"

3 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

VAR gets an opportunity to fuck Villa one last time ... 

Not Aston VARla?

aggy would not be happy with this scene. 

3 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Can they red card all the fans? And give a penalty to Palace?

Points reduction incoming. 

i want Leeds (mainly Jesse Marsch) to stay up, so Burnley losing would be nice.

those saves were incredible.

Well, I guess sidis has to remain an Everton supporter now. 

everton wins and is safe now.

sorry your seasons got ruined, cheese and ron. ;)

Just now, sidis said:

everton wins and is safe now.

sorry your seasons got ruined, cheese and ron. ;)

It would be boring without the Derby.

Straight red to Burnley ... 4 minutes of stoppage.

Edit: I'd be okay if they overturn this one.

Edit 2: "Well... bye."

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straight red for Burnley.  4 minutes of extra time with 10 men.  Villa just had a bunch of chances.

3 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Watching you just about quit your team made my season.

if i may steal cheese's raison d'etre for a moment...

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That's pretty harsh. I get why they gave a red, but that's was really questionable.

If Villa can keep up the pressure, they just might get that goal.

Just now, sidis said:

if i may steal cheese's raison d'etre for a moment...

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Fair enough, it was entertaining to watch, didn't make the season though.

12 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

That's pretty harsh. I get why they gave a red, but that's was really questionable.

If Villa can keep up the pressure, they just might get that goal.

I don't understand what a red is anymore.

 

idiot fucking fans ruining D-CL's moment.

 

don't really understand the physics of this richarlison goal after watching it three times.

 

fans went full blown liverpool hellscape pregame.

 

Was really hoping to see some three team relegation drama heading into Sunday. 

Re: “don't really understand the physics of this richarlison goal after watching it three times”

NAPPY’S ANALYSIS:

Richarlson’s shot is slight off the ground and smacks the defender’s quad muscle rather than full leg-bone combo.

The quad absorbs some of the force while only slightly changing the trajectory of the shot. The slight speed change along with the trajectory Roy change sends the ball on an arc that changes the location and time that the ball will cross the goal mouth and the keeper was unable to adjust after making his initial move. 

Sunday tv schedule. Sorry if your game doesn’t have much riding on it. And Leeds. WTF NBC?
 

 

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34 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Everton fans acts the fools, get what they deserved. 
 

 

 

He should cut them some slack. Finishing 16th is a huge accomplishment.

They've gotta put Leeds on Bravo or msnbc or something

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51 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Everton fans acts the fools, get what they deserved. 
 

 

 

That could have some ramifications for the game

16 hours ago, sidis said:

 

idiot fucking fans ruining D-CL's moment.

 

don't really understand the physics of this richarlison goal after watching it three times.

 

fans went full blown liverpool hellscape pregame.

 

 

 

21 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

 

i honestly am not familiar with what everyone's deal with frank is.  perhaps some of you could enlighten me.  when i think of him, i think of an all over the field midfielder for chelsea for what seemed like a century who had a lot of success as a player.  he seems to a be a decent defensive manager but, like all english managers in the world, has severe limitations in creativity and personnel deployment.  seems to drill defensive and midfield defensive discipline well enough but that's about it.  not aware of sex scandals with underage hookers, racist tirades behind the scenes, being a dirty player, or any of the other things that make two-thirds of soccer players the utter pieces of indefensible shit that they are.  just arsenal, tottenham, etc... fans that are butthurt that he dominated them so badly on the field?  

don't get me wrong, i'd be happy to go pick some random german dude out of a hat to be the manager instead but i don't get the disdain for frank.

Frank is great. He almost destroyed Chelsea and Everton. I look forward to him managing several clubs in the EPL.

They are all just jealous he is better than Gerrard.

 

I fully expect him to have success as a manager. Going from Derby after 1 year to Chelsea during a transfer ban he did much better than expected. He made due with a bunch of talented youth (Mount, James, Tammy) and guided Chelsea to 4th in the EPL and an FA Cup Final. I think he learned quite a bit and will do fine as a manager. The hate for him stems from the color of his kit when he played. He's otherwise apparently very intelligent (150 IQ) and connected very well with the Chelsea locker room while there.

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